AN: So this is the next chapter. I apologize for the spelling errors in the first chapter, I use spellcheck now so it should be better. Anyway here we meet some canon characters that will be featured prominently in this story, IE Alec and Caius. I don´t know about Edward, since I don't really like him (Team Jacob FTW :) but we will see :) Anyway enjoy and review :)

Chapter 2: Threat of Caius

Teressa's POV

"Nooooooo...Noooooooo...Noooooooooooooo!"

"Omitted me, sweetie?"

That articulation... Nooo, it couldn't exist!...

"What, Terry, no caressing your doll faced mummy?" Teressa's mother hystericalled while doing the Egyptian Walk. Her nails, which she used Teressa's college money to get jazzed up, were lacerating her epidermis in the act of grazing her carapace.

"OMG, whhyyy!" Teressa lacerated.

"I necromancered you from asphyxiation moreover tense is how you indemnify me?" her mama shouted unconvivialy, her hair which was made using donated cylindrical filaments from Teressa's Barbie dolls fluctuated uncontrolably.

"Wha... I wax asphyxiated? THAT JERK EDWARD!" Teressa ruptured obdurately.

"Ya, me ressed you, but I think I should have Animated you as a Flesh Golem instead!" she necromancered vixenly, her dark necromancer costume that looked totally emo, which she used Teressa's allowance to buy, was shinning maladiously.

"No, please mom, I'll be good!" Teressa pleaded.

"Ok sweetie, mommy loves you, now go do the dishes while I devour all of our food supplies and laugh at you!"

"Noooo, please, mum, I wanna eat too!"

"Oh, please Terry, you'll just get fatass and then you'll expand to be even more appalling than before. Oh wait, thatz impossible, wahahahawahahawahahaha!Isn't that funny? Like, I exported that you can be even more disgusting then now, like thatz even possible hahahahahahahahahaha! Now to work, my dearest daughter... cos you are my only one lol get it? Lol!"

And so the newly ressurected Teressa absconded to the kitchen, where loads of dishes from moms caviar and sepia and grilled sharks and turkeys were trolloping uselessly. "OMG mom, I can't do this forlorn!" Teressa wailed.

"Just get on with it sweetie. Consider it your punishment." her mom wretched.

"Omg for what?"

"For polluting my body for 9 months and making me quit drugs and alcohol, thats why Terrie." her mom exasperated.

"You quit them when I was pregnant?" Terry askd.

"Yeah, coz those stupid Child Protection Services controlled me everyday. Stupid shits. Now, do those dishes, sweetie, or I'll lock you in "THE ROOM"!

"OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And so Terry started her impossible quest...

Adriana's POV

Just as the door confined behind my guards and that pathetic pile of excrements Edward, I felt a deviating presence behind me. I oscillated around and who else to see than that stinker Caius.

First that whiny bitch Edward comes here and now this shuddersome ghoul is here too.

Caius was always really ugly compared to his brothers, seriously he looked like someone maligned his head open with a shovel and a bunch of termites nested inside and ruminated his face, and then an army of birds landed on him and defecated on him. He smelled like that too.

I quickly absconded backwards, but he tripped me and I landed in his arms.

"So, you finally ditched that pussy Eddie? Good, now you will surely groove on a real man" he passionated exclusively. His big, floppy lips were approximating my young, beautiful face and I was in absolute repugnance. Ok, Caius, you asked for it.

I was so frustrated that I automaticaly used Cry of Frustration, which interrupted him in his perversion and inflicted tredemnous malady on him. It also destroyed all of the furniture in the room, but whatever, Aro hated it anyway, probably because Caius decorated it.

"Aaaargh, whyyyy, were you so turned on by me or what?" Caius demanded. He was now prone on the parquets, vomiting from his malady and holding his ears. I hope that taught you, creep.

I quickly departed away, far from that disgusting man.

I can't comprehend why Aro keeps him around anyway, probably to amuse himself I thought frustatedly full of despair.

"Hey, Adria, why so despondent today? Cheer up girl" said someone. I pirrouetted around and saw Alec. He was the sexiest guy from the Volturi, with his huge bicepses and the most luxurious and expansive designer clothes from Armani, Gucci, La Gondola and Zumez. Only Felix could compare to him in hotness department. I glared at him and then I conceived that my mouth was agape. I quickly fastened it and absconded to his general direction.

"Caius was exasperating me again" I complained circumvently.

"Really?" he asked concerningly. " Do you want me and Jane to teach him some idiosyncrasy? We need to train our powers anyhow" he offered greatly.

"Yeah, he is still in the dinning room, have a convivial experience, guys" I allowed.

As Alec pivoted away to get Jane, I was directed towards my room. Zhaitan is waiting for me and Edward and Caius buttonholed me enough. I hope Aro won't implore anything of me today. He already demanded that I get rid off some werewolves that plague this city and I did, so he should leave me alone. Then again, Aro always wants something.

As I dismounted into my room, I was in stupefaction. It was in UTTER CHAOS! My clothes were laying on the parquets, ripped to pieces, my Hollywood Undead CD collection absolutely irrevocably broken and the worst of all... there were five werewolves there, snarling at me ferouciously. And then a fireball banged me!