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Crazy Wedding
Chapter 2: Envy, eh?
The next day, Sora woke up to find himself on the floor. For some reason he wrote wedding and fiancée all over his walls. What happened before he went to bed?
Then, there was a few gentle knocks on his door. He was startled, but went over to see who it was. It was his pal Riku. For some strange reason, his head was covered up in bandages and had band-aids all over him covering scrapes and scratches.
"Dude, what happened to you?"
"What happened to me…WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! YESTERDAY WAS TOTALLY WEIRD!! FIRST, I GET CHAINED TO MY BED BY THIS ONE LITTLE GIRL WHO NOBODY KNOWS, THEN I BURN MY WAFFLES, AFTER THAT I THREW UP SEEING THE LITTLE GIRL HANGING PICTURES OF MEN WEARING SPEEDOS IN MY BATHROOM, WHEN I CAME OUTSIDE FOR FRESH AIR, I HEARD YOU AND KAIRI ARE GETTING MARRIED! A BUNCH OF COCONUTS LANDED ON ME AND I PRACTICALLY DROWNED! I WOKE UP TO FIND MYSELF STUCK TO A COLD HOSPITAL BED, WEARING A BIKINI! AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, A CRAB PINCHED MY TOE AND I ENDED UP FALLING OFF OF A CLIFF. I WOKE UP AGAIN TO FIND MYSELF IN THE SAME EXACT HOSPITAL, EXCEPT I WAS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAID "Your mom…" ON IT!!! I WENT BACK HERE AND I OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE AN UNARTISTIC DRAWING OF LEON WEARING A POLKA DOTTED DRESS! WHAT I'M SAYING IS MY LIFE GETS MORE PAINFUL AND WEIRD!!!"
Sora just stared at Riku for a long period of time.
"Why the heck would a little toddler girl want to hang up pictures of men wearing speedos in your bathroom?"
"No idea, that's why I came running to you, since you have faced pretty strange things in your life!!!"
"How dare you say my life is strange! At least a little girl doesn't hang up pictures of men in tight speedos in my house!"
Kairi overheard what Sora had said and fainted.
"Oops…"
"Kairi, are you okay?" Riku rushed over to help the 15 year old up.
"I'm fine, really…"
Hey, Sora!
"Gah, who said that?"
I'm your guardian imp! Duh, you idiot!
"I have a guardian imp; I thought I just had a guardian angel…"
Blah, who cares about the dumb old guardian angel dude? Look, remember when you were four and you used to watch those freaky cartoons where the angel dude and the devil dude would appear on a character's shoulder?
"Yeah…"
Well, I'm the devilish dude…
"NOO, LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEP!"
Dude, I'm only trying to help you here!!
"Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!"
Look buddy, listen to me or I'll take a random twig and stuff it up your butt, do you want to have a tail buddy boy?
Sora shook his head with tears in his eyes, he was scared…
Good…okay then, look at Riku. He's trying to help her up…
"No, they're talking right now!"
Then let's rewind!!!
The guardian imp took out a remote control and started to rewind to the part where Riku was reaching for Kairi's hand. The imp paused it there.
Okay, we're going to play a—
"Whoa cool! Are you that dude in the movie 'click'?"
WHY DO YOU ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?!
"Because you remind me of the dude…sorry, I was just wondering…"
Can I continue now before I get a tiny pickle jar and put you in it so you can suffocate?
Sora nodded his non-sympathetic head.
Good, now Sora, we're going to play a little game here…
Sora's face lightened up immediately. "A game, really, really, really? I love games, they're fun!"
O…K…look, all you have to do is say on top of your lungs 'SHE'S MY GIRL, NOT YOURS SUCKER!!!' got it?
"That doesn't sound like a fun game at all!"
Well it will be if you JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!
But Sora grabbed the imp's remote and pressed play. Riku helped Kairi up and they started talking to each other.
"So are you and Sora really getting married?"
"That's right, so we'll never separate ever again -!"
"But what about me, I need to be loved!!"
Sora walked over to see the two laughing.
"Let's go inside my house so Riku can have a better day…"
"Then we can go around in the gummi ship to tell everyone the great news!"
"Good idea!" Riku said happily.
"Alrighty Dighty, let's eat and find some brides' maids and the best man!!"
END CHAPTER 2…
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