OK, so I'm gonna keep publishing in here those RP's that I do with my dear nee-chan, Suigintounobara, we did this one yesterday because I was feeling sick and I couldn't sleep and so... it was totally catasthrophic for me not being able to sleep... yeah... so we started a RP, Suigintounobara takes all the credit for this fic... there are some terms that we used in daily conversations about Binan Koukou... I didn't want to change them because we are too attach to them I hope no one gets offended by them.
I wanted this to look like a whatsapp conversation or skype, but FF is too complicated and didn't allow me to do it... so it looks like this, I hope you can undestand it...
02_ Fairy Tales
It was almost midnight, Ryuu was just checking his cellphone to try to organize all his dates for the next week, when suddenly he received a message from one of his friends through the Binan Chat.
Yufuin, En: Ryuu! There's a national emergency or should I say, there's a international emergency!
Being so late and knowing that generally Yufuin would be sleeping at that hour of the day, Ryuu believed En's words and reacted really worry because of this statement.
Ryuu: What's wrong Yufuin? Did Wombat allow Yumoto to cuddle him? Atsushi became punk? Io is poor? Did you run out of manju?
Yufuin, En: it's even worse than all of them combined!
Yufuin, En: I can't sleep
Even though, it wasn't so serious as Ryuu though, he almost fell out of his bed when he read the message. En couldn't sleep! That was simply weird, strange, and impossible!
Ryuu: 911! 911!
Yufuin, En: I know! I don't know what's wrong, but I can't sleep.
Ryuu: this is the apocalypses, oh dear Lord! This is what happened because I dated 5 girls at the same time! Lord, if you are truly real, please save me! I promise I won't cheat on any girl ever again.
Ryuu texted back, holding his laugh, but at the same time considering that it was actually a serious matter the fact that En could not sleep.
Yufuin, En: …
Yufuin, En: I think the problem is that I CAN'T SLEEP
Yufuin, En: not that you have dated 5 girls…
Ryuu laughed when he read the message, it was true, he just wanted to brag his new record.
Ryuu: well, in that case we need to find a way to make you fall asleep.
Yufuin, En: please… this has never happened before to me.
Ryuu: well, I have heard some methods that people use when a baby can't sleep.
Yufuin, En: which methods?
Ryuu: well, some people tell stories, and some others make up stories so that people can fall asleep.
Yufuin, En: mmmm… I feel curious about a story that you can make up… I like that idea.
Ryuu: alright then! Please let yourself being comfortable for one hell of a boring story that will make you fall asleep!
Yufuin, En: boring? Ok…I'm ready
Ryuu was really trying hard to hold his laugh, he couldn't belive how baby like was Yufuin at the moment. En was getting ready to read one story! The oldest boy must be desperate to fall asleep, and if it was like that, well Ryuu was sure he could help him.
Ryuu: fine!
Ryuu: there were two high school boys, who were really normal and ordinary high school boys.
Me: their names were Natsushi and En.
Yufuin, En: those names are too familiar.
Ryuu: oh no, no, no, I chose those random names for this story. Ok, as I was saying…
Ryuu: Natsushi and Zen used to take a small rest at the hot springs after school. They used to go to a very popular place in town, the place was called Tamakuro Hot Springs.
Yufuin, En: this is a story based on real life facts, right?
Ryuu: of course not Yufuin! I told you, I'm making up this story! Just read!
Yufuin, En: ok…
After that, Ryuu had to review what he had written and then having reviewing the information, he knew exactly how to continue.
Ryuu: ok, so one particular day, those friends went to this place to take their routine bath as they used to do it. However, they didn't expect the wonderful appearance of an unknown being.
Yufuin, En: let me guess, a Wombat?
Ryuu was so focused on writing that he did not read En's message and he hit sent on the text that he was writing.
Ryuu: from the heaven a green Koala fell into the bath tub in which Zen and Natsushi were taking a bath.
Now, Ryuu read Yufuin's message and immediately he got a little mad because of his friends bad sense of humor or joke in regards of his story.
Ryuu: K.O.A.L.A
Ryuu: a green Koala!
Yufuin, En: why not light blue?
Ryuu: because it is my story! A story that I'm making up! And I want the koala to be green!
Ryuu_ WELL… the GREEN KOALA, who came from the planet AndsdbfaFaehbdf and whose name was UsadBFiluugERGFNABHG wanted to protect the beautiful Earth from evilness.
Ryuu: and when the koala was about to involve the two young boys on his mission.
Ryuu: BOOM!
Yufuin, En: why did the koala want to protect the Earth?
Ryuu: well… because… because he wanted to! Now let me continue the story!
Ryuu: as I was saying…
Ryuu: BOOM!
Ryuu: a wild and blond kid shows up!
Ryuu: his name was… Momoto.
Yufuin, En: Momoto?
Yufuin, En: blond?
Ryuu: yeah! Momoto, blond!
Yufuin, En: -toofamiliar-
Ryuu: any kind of similarity with the real life it's just a mere coincidence.
Yufuin, En: ok
Ryuu: alright! Momoto was a first year kid who went to the same high school that Zen and Natsushi used to go. Momoto was obsessed with fluffy animals and anything kawaii. When he saw the green koala, he couldn't resist the urge to cuddle him.
Yufuin, En: which is the name of the high school?
Ryuu: emm… Shonen High School.
Yufuin, En: and where is it?
Ryuu: well… in Shonen City, isn't it obvious? Duh!
Yufuin, En: ah…ok
Ryuu just hoped that after those question En wouldn't asked anything else, he was feeling really inspired to create this story and he wanted to keep going like that.
Ryuu: NOW… the two young boys ZEN and NATSUSHI were completely shocked by that scene, so they simply run away from the place as fast as they could. They left the place completely naked.
Yufuin, En: naked?
Yufuin, En: why?
Yufuin, En: couldn't they dress up first?
Ryuu: no, they were so shocked that they went out naked! Lucky for them, they were used to see each other naked… and why? Well ask that to them.
Yufuin, En: you are making up the story, you should know your characters…
Ryuu: the fact that I'm creating the story does not mean that I have to know their private life and decisions. Fictional characters also deserve to have privacy. Now, as I was saying, they run away naked.
Yufuin, En: privacy? Ok… as you say…
Ryuu: then, at the next day at high school. Their teacher was behaving very weird. He was talking as he was possessed and for some reason he was taking a GREEN ball of furred stick to his body.
Yufuin, En: let me guess, the teacher was dead.
Ryuu: no, I haven't made up that part, but it could be useful, I'll write it down. Now, let me narrate my story that I AM MAKING UP for you…
Yufuin, En: alright, although I don't think there's nothing wrong on being curious.
Ryuu: well, it's not bad, but you are interrupting my creativity,
Yufuin, En: ok, then proceed.
Ryuu: for some kind of reason, the professor was really excited of seeing Zen and Natsushi, so he went straight to them and told them with a really weird and unnatural voice, that wasn't his voice, "I'm so glad to see you again, it should be destiny!"
Ryuu: the professor talked like he had swallowed a whistle and little bit like Mickey Mouse,
Yufuin, En: are you Mickey Mouse fan?
Ryuu: no, but I'm a Hello Kitty fan. Now, shut it!
Yufuin, En: wow aggressive…
Ryuu: the two young boys were surprised when they listened to Takarayama professor talking, but they did not give it too much importance and they let him keep going with the class. Of course, with the furry green ball included.
Yufuin, En: did the high school allow bringing in pets?
Ryuu: in the case of Takarayama, yes. He was zoophilic.
Yufuin, En: ok…
Ryuu: at the end of the class, the boys went out to the clubroom, as they normally did. Over there they found their other friends. Two guys from the second year, Ioga who was a really smart and handsome boy who loves to play poker and those kind of stuff, and the other Ryooga. Ryooga was without a doubt the most popular, handsome, good looking and wanted by every single girl in the world. Ryooga was so very popular that even the guys from Shonen High School wanted to date him.
Yufuin, En: yeah… right…
Yufuin,En: againtoodamnfamiliar
Ryuu: of course that part can sound too familiar! Ryooga is a lot like me, but I'm more handsome, anyways…
Yufuin, En: ok…
Ryuu: the four guys started their normal discussion about the club. They were missing a member, and plus they didn't have a name. There was a sign at the door that said: "Earth Protegence Club." So, they decided to use that name, they were discussing about some other stuff when they were interrupted by Momoto, who was holding the green furry thing that Takarayama used to hold, and then they realized that it was the koala from last day.
Yufuin, En: Protegence?
Yufuin, En: wouldn't be better Protection?
Ryuu: whatever! Stop acting as if you know the story! FYI I'm the one who is making up the story! You should thank me that I'm trying to help you to fall asleep!
Yufuin, En: fine, fine… if I remember I'll take some cherries for you…
Ryuu: you better do! Once more, as I was saying…
Yufuin, En: yeah?
Ryuu: those two people and the Australian animal showed up.
Ryuu: and then the KOALA said:
Ryuu: with his Mickey Mouse like voice.
Ryuu: You have to protect the Earth! Because I order you to do it!
Ryuu: and from Takarayama's right hand 5 gheii laser rays came out covering the young men and filling them with gheiiness.
Yufuin, En: really? Gheiiness? That's how they are going to save the world?
Ryuu: yes! For the green Koala the gheiisness is really important!
Yufuin, En: ok
Ryuu: Then, out of nowhere, a necklace appeared in the neck of each one of the boys with a pearl in the form of a star. Momoto's is red, Natsushi's is green, Zen's is blue, Ioga's is yellow, and of course the cutest one is Ryooga's which is pink.
Yufuin, En: ok, and what happened then?
Ryuu: then, the green Koala said a monster has appeared! You have to transform yourselves into the Lovers Fighters using the Fight Making to defeat the enemy!
Yufuin, En: wait a moment, wouldn't the Fight Making be something negative? Wouldn't that create more fights?
Ryuu: right… I didn't think about it… scratch that! I think I have played a lot of fighting video games… anyways, the Koala actually said: a monster has appeared! You have to transform into the Gheii Lovers using the Gheii Making to defeat the enemy!
Yufuin, En: I think I like it more as Fight Making…
Ryuu: you made me change it! Now it stays like that! So then, out of nowhere they transform! And they showed up again using some kind of really gheii costumes, they were really ridiculous, except for Ryooga, Ryooga looked incredibly awesome!
Yufuin, En: I think all of them would look ridiculous… no exception…
Ryuu: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Ryooga would never looked ridiculous. He is too damn hot for that.
Yufuin, En: ok…
Ryuu: after they transformed, they went to see where the monster was and it turned out to be a Cucumber monster.
Yufuin, En: why a Cucumber?
Ryuu: because they loved cucumber.
Yufuin, En: if they love cucumber why is it causing them problems?
Ryuu: because every one loves the taste, they love to eat cucumber at every hour. NOW… let me continue with MY story.
Yufuin, En: ok
Ryuu: they boys found out that those little gheii suits allowed them to have some powers, so with their random attacks they easily defeat the monster! Of course! Everything was thanks to Ryooga who was too damn awesome during the whole battle, and thanks to his intelligence and super powers they defeated the enemy. Ioga was hurt in battle, but of course Ryooga saved him.
Yufuin, En: that sounds like an alternative reality.
Ryuu: alternative reality? What are you talking about? It's a made up story, there's no way that something like this could happen.
Ryuu: gheii little boys saving the world?
Ryuu: how come you can think that can be real?
Yufuin, En: yeah sorry, it was a random comment.
Ryuu: alright! Once Ryooga had saved the day and the guys were responsabilities-free, they went to Tamakuro Hot Springs, which was the business that Dora, Momoto's brother, run by himself.
Yufuin, En: well, I do think I feel sleepy now.
Yufuin, En: maybe I can get to sleep.
Ryuu: have you liked my story? It was really original, right?
Yufuin, En: yeah… original…
Ryuu: pretty badass and original!
Yufuin, En: yeah, great story
Ryuu: I'm so glad you have like it! I should become a writer! It seems I have a very creative mind!
Yufuin, En: well, you should consider it only if you don't have luck in modeling, perhaps the world is not ready for such a bright mind.
Ryuu: do you think so? But I think I should share my intellectual beauty as well as my physical beauty!
Yufuin, En: try to share just one at a time. Not everyone can handle so much awesomeness.
Ryuu: you really think so? Oh boy! And I was thinking that the world was missing awesomeness.
Yufuin, En: it is, but that's why you gotta go one by one.
Ryuu: ok then I'll publish a book!
Yufuin, En: that's not going step by step.
Ryuu: of course it is! It would be the first step for the intelligent and creative writer that I can ben!
Yufuin, En: in that case you can ask Atsushi to be your editor, he loves to read and he sure can guide you well
Ryuu: of course! And I know he would love my stories! Because they are so different from anything, you have seen or read before!
Yufuin, En: I'm sure it'll be like that.
Yufuin, En: well I think I can go to sleep now, thanks Ryuu!
Ryuu: my pleasure Yufuin, whenever you need one of my awesome stories I can make up one for you at anytime!
There was no reply from Yufuin after that, Ryuu smiled so very happy of his work that he couldn't avoid the urge to write down the whole story. The next day at school the first thing he was going to do was to give that story to Atsushi. He was so sure that he could become a creative writer that he didn't care about his dates, his new fate was more important at that moment.