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MELTING MARSHMALLOWS
(version one)
"Oh Merlin Scorpius, it's beautiful!" I said, staring, awed, at the brilliance of the bonfire.
"What?" He asked, his back towards the flames.
"Your face." I said, sarcastically.
"My face is very beautiful, thank you very much!"
"Yes it is," I said, offhandedly, "When will we get the marshmallows?"
"They're right here!" He said, exasperated, waving a bag of jumbo ones around his head and turning towards me.
"Oh."
We went about, trying to reach The Goal: creating the perfect marshmallow. Sadly, this was not an easy task, for distraction came in ample amounts, seeing as my boyfriend was sitting right next to me, it was night, and no one could see us.
We had just started roasting, and one of these wonderful opportunities came swiftly. Soon, we were snogging, marshmallows forgotten, but still resting in the flames. One of us happened to look up in the middle of it, and noticed a rather odd occurrence.
"Oh God! My marshmallow's melting!" I screamed, horror stricken.
"Is that even possible?" Scorpius asked, amazed.
"Of course it's possible, you bumbling idiot! It's happening right before our eyes!" I said, then, mournfully, "My poor, poor marshmallow."
I never got to taste it's sweet, sweet deliciousness.
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