LS7: Well let's get started with the interview shall we?

Kai: Yeah I suppose...

LS7: What a moody bastard.....

Rei: *Laughs while he kisses Max on the cheek*

Max: *Blushes* Rei!!!

Tyson: HEY!! GO IN A ROOM, OR BEHIND THE DAMN BUSHES OR SOMETHING!!! I'M ABOUT TO BE INTERVIEWED!!!!!_

Everyone:....................!

LS7: Well alright! So Tyson, I have many questions for you so i hope you can be truthful with me k?

Tyson: Sure... I'm always honest.

*Sinckers from the background*

Tyson: HEY! I'm all honesty!!!!!!!

Kai: Honest!? If you're so honest...Ty! Who did you say ate my red velvet cake?

*Tyson starts sweating bullets*

LS7: Um... Kai i'm the one with the questions.... but who did eat his cake? Huh Tyson?

Tyson:.......uh? w-well it was...um CHIEF!! yeah! it was him all right.

Max:....Ty you told me that Chief was sick on that day so how could he have done it?

Rei: Yeah and I saw you with red sticky stuff on your mouth with white frosting.

LS7: whoa!! So who really ate that cake Ty?

Kai: That wannabe honest person named Tyson!!

Tyson:...... *Sweatdrops* 0.0UUUUU Hehehhe! Good cake Kai....

Kai:........HN!!! *Glares at the floor muttering about his cake*

LS7: Well... that just proves you're a fat ass pig! So Besides your obvious gluttony, I heard from some sources that Kai wasn't your first lover Ty. Is it true?!

*A random record player stops in a climatic yet cliche sort of way in the background*

Max:O_o The lies...

Rei:O.O The betrayal...

LS7:$_$ The money....*Snickers*

Tyson: WHAT LOVER!?

Kai: YOU LYING SON OF A *BLEEP* WHY WOULD YOU MOTHER*BLEEPING* LIE TO ME!! WHO WAS IT!? WHO!? WHO!? *Starts throwing chairs around*

LS7: Hey Kai?

Kai: WHAT!?!?

LS7: *In a calm tone* Can you not break the chairs?

Kai:......fine! *Suddenly forgot what happened* Um... what happened?

LS7: Tyson had a lover before you.....

Kai:......oh yeah! YOU TWO TIMING BASTARD! WHO WAS IT!? *Gasps dramatically with a hand over his mouth* It was that whore Tala? wasn't it!?

Tyson: TALA!? WHAT? No!

Kai:..... Yeah that's giving you WAY too much credit!!!!!

Max:.............*Sweatdrops*

Tyson:..........*Sweatdrops*

LS7:.............*Sweatdrops*

Rei:..............*Sweatdrops*

LS7: O-kay so who was it Tyson?

*Somewhere in like...Russia...*

Tala: Achoo! Heh-chooo! ACCHHOOO!

Bryan: Dude... either you're being talked about or getting a cold...

Tala:.......What the hell? Who's talking about me!?

Bryan: I don't? The world!? How should I know!?

Tala: Don't you get smart with me!!

Bryan: Bring it on!!!!

Tala: It's already been brought

*Starts a sissy slapping fight*

Spencer:........

Ian:...............

Spencer: Wanna terrorize the locals?

Ian: Sure.....

*Back to the interview*

Tyson: *Looking at me in a pissed off manner* I didn't have another lover before Kai!!! I would never cheat on him... And who told you this?

LS7: Well I walking near this bakery, and boy did they have some good doughnuts, anywho.... as I was eating my delicious doughnuts, I over this girl telling her friend that her sister saw you and a older.. way older man talking and it sounded intimate cause he was laughing and you were rubbing his shoulder and laugh too. I asked the girl did her sister have any proof. So to make a long story short, the girl took me to her house and explained everything to her sis and like that's how I got the pictures. Wanna see?

*Everyone fell asleep*

Max: Huh? Wha!? she's done?

Rei: *Yawns* Is it over?

Kai: *Pretends he wasn't asleep* I was totally awake!

Tyson: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Huh?

LS7:................! I *BLEEPING* SAID DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE *BLEEPING* PICTURES OF TYSON'S INFEDILITY!?

Everyone: Oh! Sure!

*I show everyone the pictures and boy... are their faces priceless*

Max:....... Holy Shaman King!

Rei:....... Holy Shaman King!? Max.... wha?

Max: What? I love that Manga! GO YOH ASAKURA AND AMIDMARU!!!!!

*Crickets in the Background*

Rei: Tyson how could you!? With that of all humans.... Ew

LS7: Seriously speaking here, if you were going cheat, do it with someone with some style... class...ew!

Kai: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AND WITH THAT BASTARD NAMED-

*A girly scream is ushered in the room causing others not to hear the name that Kai said futhermore causing a cliche interuption!*

Kai: Who was the bastard that interupted me speaking!?

Tyson: Not me!

LS7: Don't even look this way!

Max I was innocently thinking of Shaman King!

Rei:............ What!? It was a very hairy spider!! It was trying to eat me!

Tyson: uh! Rei!? Their is no Spider.

Rei: Well it was here... it must did some jutsu...

Max: How long have you watched Naruto?

Rei: Everyday and even watch the fillers!

LS7: OMG!!! YOU FIEND!!!!

Tyson: Lame!

Kai:........I don't even know you anymore!

Max:..... I can't look at you right now!

*Rei starts crying and runs to a little corner of the room where it's reallly dark and gloomy*

LS7: ................! Anywho Tyson, I can't believe it! Seriously cheat with someone more you age!

Tyson: We didn't do anything... we were talking!

LS7: About?

Tyson: I-I can't say!

Kai: You liar! THE PICTURE CLEARLY SHOWS YOU WITH MR. DICKENSON!!

LS7: Really... I thought that was his Gramps!

Kai: See! At first I thought it Gramps too until I studied it further. See Gramps has a slender body while Mr. Dickenson has a Rollie Pollie Ollie body!

LS7: OMG! I SEE!

Kai: Don't worry I almost made that mistake!

Tyson: HELLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!??????!!!!!

Kai: oh! sorry!

LS7:What were you doing with the BBA Chairmen!?

Tyson: Look here! he came on to me!

Kai: WHAT!? Why that old leech!

Tyson: NOT LIKE THAT! I mean he came to talk to me about... well... Kai!

LS7: What for?

Kai: To rid me of my eternal glory!

Max:..........

*Rei from the gloomy people corner*: What eternal glory!!!???!!!

Kai: Shut up you Naruto fan girl!!!

*Rei starts crying again...*

Max: Hey leave him alone!!

Kai: Wannabe Shaman King!

*Max joins Rei in the corner of Sadness and it gets darker!*

Max: He crushed my hopes and dreams!!!

Kai: That's what I do best... that and f-

LS7: Well look at the time! I have to go to bed soon but until next time.... Well I was suppose to interview Mr. soupuss but-

Kai: Hey!

LS7: But we have to get to the bottom of the whole TYSON AND MR. DICKENSON THING! And also: Will Rei and Maxie leave the "Corner of Sadness?" Will Dickenson confess? Is the sky really blue? Will Naruto ever end? Will Mr. Spider come back?

Rei: !!!!!!!

Next time... A Surprise Guest Star!! Who could it be!? ^_^