Hai! Minna tadaima aru! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Waaaaaaa~ So here's my chapter two for this fanfic.

Ahhhhh! I really thought my brain will out of vocabulary thinking of appropriate words for this.

But, at last! It's finished! Well, i hope you'll like it though!

-Stupid Agreement-

Damn it, damn it, damn it! Of all people to know my top secret why it had to that stupid Sadist!

Kagura thought while burying her head on her pillow almost suffocating herself. She feels so embarrassed that her secret is spilled out while she's unconscious to her sworn and hated rival. At the same time she feel embarrassed that she showed her weakness to her enemy. Kagura felt tears welling up in her eyes, but she didn't let them spill.

Nii-chan . . . then Kagura fell asleep.

. . .. . . . . .

"Nii-chan, Nii-chan!" Kagura comes running toward her brother on the verge of tears.

"What is it, Kagura-chan?" Kamui turns around. "Why are you crying? Did someone bully you?"

Kagura nods slowly "They said that I look like pig…" she says through her tears.

He frowned at what Kagura had said. "That's not true Kagura-chan! You're prettiest of all the girls here in our planet! How dare they say that to you. Don't worry. Nii-chan will definitely avenge you,okay?"

"Really? You will?" she asks delightfully.

He nods. "Of course I will."

". . .chan! a . .ra . .-chan! Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan!"

Huh?

"Kagura-chan! It's already morning!" Shinpachi called out.

"Huh? Shinpachi?" Kagura said while she groggily rubbed her eyes. What, it's only a dream.

"We're early today. We had a client, remember?"

"Ah- I almost forgot that."

"Seriously, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi sighed.

"Huh? Where's Gin-chan?" Kagura asked while searching for the silver-haired samurai.

"What? Gin-san is still sleeping? Gin-san! Wake up already! We're early today!" Shinpachi called out for the lazy samurai who had a hangover last night.

"Ah, Kagura-chan! Breakfast is ready so wash your face before eating, okay?"

"Kay!"

"Gah, I feel sick! And my head really hurts! It's like the pain is killing me! Aaahh!" The silver-haired samurai complained over his punishment due to hangover lastnight.

"Gin-chan, it's because you always had hangovers. If you won't stop that then you will die because of liver cancer." Kagura protested while eating a mountain full rice bowl with a curry.

"She's right, Gin-san! We always reminded you but you always ignored it! We're just worried about you!" Shinpachi continued.

"Aw, shut up already! Megane! Your voice is ringing in my head!" Gintoki said covering his ears.

"Hey! Don't call me Megane!"

"Oh, that's right! Kagura!"

"Hmmm? Waf it fit Ginfan?" Kagura speaked while her mouth is still full.

"Where did you came from last night? I noticed you came back with all that stomping and breaking of furniture. Why? What happened?"

Right after Gintoki finished his question, Kagura put down her chopsticks . The stray bangs matted against her forehead are shielding dark, unseeing eyes. Then Kagura's expression is starting to darken and there's a dark aura growing at Kagura's back.

"N-Ne, S-S-Shinpachi-kunnn, D-D-Did I ask something wrong?" Gintoki asked the glasses-boy beside him.

"Looks like it, Gin-san!" answered the boy while sweating hardly.

Knowing Kagura's attitude, Gintoki said something before some worse things happen.

"A-Ano, K-Kagura? I-It's okay if you don't want to say it! It's not important anyway! Okay?"

But it's not working at all. Kagura was already at her boiling point that it's difficult for her to cool down.

"Now that you're asking what happened . . . "

"Eh?" Gintoki and Shinpachi's face went pale.

"IT MAKES ME REMEMBER 'IT' THAT IT MAKES ME GET IRRITATED ALL OVER AGAIN!"

Kagura chopped the table into halves with her bare hand, spilling all around their beloved curry.

"AHHHH! THE CURRY!" Both men screamed crying over their spilled curry.

"Gin-chan and Shinpachi are really horrible!" Kagura stomped her feet while strolling down on streets.

After what happened to the curry Gintoki and Shinpachi gone mad at her and decided to kick her out as a punishment.

"How could they kick out a cute little girl me?"

Kagura then remembers what causes her to went berserk suddenly.

It's because of that damn sadist!

If that damn sadist was not even here, then I should a quiet and peaceful life.

If that damn sadist was not even here, then there shouldn't have been stronger than me.

If that damn sadist was not even here, then there shouldn't been someone who's ruining my day.

If that damn sadist was not even here, then there wouldn't be a person who knows my top secret.

If that damn sadist was not even here, then I wouldn't have to suffer like this.

If that damn sadist is not here, then . . . there no that can spill out my secret.

If that damn sadist is not here . . . then . . . I won't to suffer anymore . . . .

"Hee!" Kagura's expression became frightening and wore a very wide grin.

As usual, Okita Sougo was sleeping on the bench at the park. But the truth is he was just really slacking off. Covering his eyes with his red eye mask. When he's about to totally fall asleep, he remembered about last night and smiled. But he doesn't know that his predator has been watching over him. Waiting for a perfect time to attack.

Then suddenly Kagura appeared infront of the boy, ready to slice his sleeping body with her deadly parasol. But Sougo is not a person that you would take lightly. It was proven when his hand suddenly moved and drew his sword deflecting Kagura's attack.

"What is it this time, China?"

Kagura didn't answer but she still continued attacking him. Then she brought her parasol down towards his head. He managed to dodge it but the impact was too strong that when it was connected with the bench that it causes it to its critical condition and also causes the dust to fly.

When the dust cleared, there was a crater where the bench once stood and Kagura's grin widened.

What's up with her? Did she gone mad or something?

"Oi, China! Do you know how important that bench to me? It's where I always take a nap, and now it's destroyed I don't have anything to nap on. So, you're going to pay." Sougo said with his usual deadpanned voice.

"You're the one, WHO'S GOING TO PAY!" Kagura screamed as she charge with an alarming rate towards Sougo.

"I don't have any idea what you're talking about, China."

"DON'T PLAY DUMB, YOU IDIOT!"

Kagura attacked Sougo using her weapon slashing sidewards with almost all her might that it causes for Sougo's sword to slip from his hand and for a moment Sougo's attention was to his sword. Kagura took this opportunity so she clenched her fist so hard and throw it to Sougo's stomach. And because of that punch, it sent him across the streets almost knocking him out. Of all their fights, this is the first time that the fight has really become one-sided and the one who has the upper hand was Kagura.

What's up with China today? Why does it seems that she's lot stronger more like I can get killed if I won't take this seriously. Is it because of last night?

He groaned in pain, while kneeling on the ground and holding his stomach. He then realized that he was already starring down the barrel of Kagura's parasol gun. Then he closed his eyes waiting for her to pull the trigger.

Seconds passed . . . . . Almost a minute

He opened his eyes to look up to Kagura but surprised to found a blushing face or more like embarrassed face with tears on her eyes but forcing it not to flow.

"Oi, China—"

Kagura fired down but not hitting him so Sougo easily dodged the bullets. Then swiftly leaped away.

"Ooh, what's wrong Sadist? Are you afraid of me now that you're trying to run away?" Kagura taunted with grin in her face but still blushing.

Tch! She pushed my buttons. Now she's going to regret it!

"Don't worry boy, hitting your head with this one won't hurt. Although, I'll make your memories DISAPPEAR FOREVER!"

Ah, ah. Just I thought it's about last night.

Suddenly they heard a growl and found that it came from Kagura's stomach. Then Kagura stopped and turned away. Sougo knew that she blushing hard due to the additional embarrassment she made.

"Na, China!"

"What?"

"I didn't eat my breakfast this morning that's why I don't have the energy to fight with you so I'm going to get something to eat. Want to come?" Sougo asked unsure of what he just said. Wait. Di I just indirectly said that I'm asking her out? No, no. Why would I even ask her out I don't even like her. Even though Sougo admits that he likes her but he still didn't accept it openly.

He's going to buy me food? "Really? But you're paying." Kagura said this forgetting all her intentions and her dark expression disappeared because of the food.

"Ahh, After we eat we'll continue our fight. And just make sure you won't broke me, okay?"

"So, what do you want to eat?" Sougo asked her.

"Rice, and maybe something with some beef. . . . And I also want a dessert." Kagura replied.

"Okay, heard that? Take her order and also mine. If the food is still not in our table for 15 minutes, I'll slice you into shreds, understand?" Sougo said to waiter or more like threaten the waiter.

"Y-Yes, Sir!" The waiter hurriedly left.

"So . . ." Sougo turned to Kagura.

"So, what?" Kagura glared at him still blushing.

"What makes you suddenly attack like that when I'm sleeping, huh? You almost killed me?"

"Oh, so you admit now, that I'm stronger than you?"

"Don't misunderstand it, China. I was just lazy that time."

Then there was a silence.

"S-Sir, H-Here's your order, sir." The waiter said with shaking voice while putting down their food on the table.

"Ahh, thanks. Now if you won't disappear in our front, then I'll make you disappear."

"Y-Yes, S-Sir!

The waiter hurriedly ran away like a while ago.

Then he looked at Kagura. He was surprised to see that she was eating slowly unlike usual that she can finish the food in mere seconds.

"It's about last night, isn't it?" Sougo stared at her waiting for her reaction.

Kagura didn't answer.

"Is it really that embarrassing when I touched your hand when you're sleeping?"

Still, Kagura didn't answer.

"Or is it because of that 'Nii-ch—"

Kagura immediately punch him right straight to his face before he could finish his sentence.

"Don't mention it again, bastard."

"Okay, I got it." Sougo said covering his nose forcing the blood not to flow.

Then Kagura continued to consume her food with teary eyes. Sougo sighed.

"So, what's embarrassing about it?" Sougo curiously asked.

"I even intended that to be my top secret."

"Secret? Oh! I see. That's why you're really mad at me when I happen to know your secret. Now that makes sense." So there are things that I still don't know about her.

". . . ."

"I don't mind if Gin-chan or Shinpachi will be the one to know my secret. Yet, why it had to be you?"

"So you're saying that you can't trust me?"

"Well, it's because you have that untrustworthy face!"

"Maybe Kami-sama gave me this opportunity to make you miserable."

". . . . ."

Then Sougo saw some silent tears flow out from Kagura's eyes. Just who the hell is this brother of hers that it can make her cry like this. Is he this important to her? With some unanswered question revolving inside Sougo's mind, he sighed.

"Okay, how about this, China."

"Hmm?"

"We'll have this agreement. I will keep your secret about your 'Nii-chan' thighie. In exchange . . . . . . ."

"What?"

"In exchange, you'll do what I say, in short you'll become my slave."

"WHAT? NO WAY IN HELL?" Kagura shouted at him.

"Okay, then. I'm going to spread all over Edo that you had a 'brother-complex'." Sougo teased her as he took out his cellphone.

"DON'T YOU DARE TO DO THAT!" Kagura threw a table knife at him.

"China, I can arrest you murder attempt."

"Tch! Okay, fine! I'll be your slave but only for a day"

"Hey, that's unfair."

"Okay, two days.

"Hmmmm"

"You're not contented yet? You're really a bastard. Okay, three!"

"Well, I guess that should be enough."

"Fe!"

"So here are my conditions. First, call me Goshujin-sama, Sougo-sama or anything that addresses me as your master. Second, don't you dare to run away from me. Third, being my slave means you'll be mine . . ."

He slowly inched closer to her ear and gently whispered. " . . . as in you'll be 'my girl' . ."

"NO WAY!" Kagura shouted as she backed immediately.

"Okay, deals off then." Sougo said while clicking on his cellphone making a message.

"Wait! I got it! Sougo-san! Yuroshiku onegaishimasu yo!" Kagura said and bowed uncomfortably.

Sougo smirked. "Fair enough, starting tomorrow."

Author's Note:

Ya! Kami-sama, arigatoguzaimasu! for making me accomplish this one! I really gone through a lot with this one and i really do hope that you liked it.

Special thanks to Alice P e a c h e s and Azi sunshine. Thanks for your wonderful reviews. And it really comforts me a lot when you said that my grammar is really not that bad.

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