Chapter 2
Herpdy Derpdy sat on a ball. Herpdy Derpdy had a great boner. All the king's horses, and all the king's men, couldn't fit a rubber on Herpdy Derpdy again.
Then, a wild Gandalf the Grey appeared!
Gandalf used a Light spell!
...It was not very effective.
So Herpdy Derpdy slapped him with his great big dick, leaving a bruise and made Gandalf lose his memory. Then he jizzed on him.
What? Gandalf is evolving!
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DEE-DEE-DEE, DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE!!!
Gandalf the Grey has evolved into Gandalf the White!