PHiNjAnGo OnE-sHoTs

I am back with another one of these one-shots!

Disclaimer- I still do not own PnF but if I did this one-shot might be in the show!

Django's POV

I can't believe I'm in Phineas and Ferb's room it is so cool! It's packed with so much stuff, so like where do I put my sleeping bag. Well since no one is here yet I'll just put my sleeping bag next to Phineas's bed. As I do so, Ferb looks at me, what I am just putting my sleeping bag next to your stepbrothers bed, no reason to freak out!

"You won't need that sleeping bag you will be sleeping next to Phineas is his bed!"

"Ok!"

Oh my gosh, I am sleeping next to Phineas, my crush! What do I wear? Your pjs Django duh! What if I get, well, hard! I'll just wear tight underwear and pray that it doesn't happen! Well, what if I fart, oh wait, we all do THAT in our sleep! Why am I so nervous we're just sharing a bed!

"You aren't going to try anything with him tonight are you?"

What does he mean by that? I mean all you do when you're with someone you like in a bed is cuddle right. Ok maybe you do more when you're older but we are like way too young to do that! I tell him so and he tells me.

"Darn right you are! Now set your stuff on his bed, act cool cause he is going to enter in five, four, three, two."

The door opens and Phineas walks in and I swear he looks cuter every time I see him! Dang it! Be cool man be cool!

"Django you're here! I've thought you'd bail on us but you're here!"

He comes up to me, throws his arms around my neck, and hugs me! I wonder if he knows this is how couples hug, I bet he doesn't, but that doesn't stop me from taking advantage of the situation, so I hug him back! I see Ferb looking back at me smirking; I bet he had something to do with this! Note to self: thank Ferb later! Ferb is about to leave when the door opens and Buford walks in! Can't the dude knock! I mean I know he's a bully but still. God he looks big, I wonder if I can take Phineas, leave this house and go back to my place! I am like so scared of him! He breaks my art work, trips me, puts my head in toilets, beats me up, tries to grab me while I use the urinal and to this day I don't know why! Well he winds up with my pee on him, so at least he gets my well what he calls 'hippy germs' but he then pulls my hair! I can't tell anyone because Buford would hurt me harder and worse than that he said he'd hurt Phineas like he hurts me! No way am I letting that happen to my future boyfriend! Hey, it could happen! Anyway I wonder how I'm going to get us out of his room. Phineas knows something is wrong he loosens his grip on me turns around and says.

"Buford, I thought we weren't going to hang out until tomorrow!" He was a

"Well change of plans man, my mom says I need to have more social interactions with people. Whatever that is, so I go see Baljeet, he tells me what it means and then tells me you three are having a sleepover and I'm hurt that you guys didn't invite me!"

"Well we didn't think they were your thing, our bad!" I tell him trying to sound cool but failing.

"You're a bully and you've always bullied us, especially Django why do you do that and then think we'd invite you to spend the night!" Phineas said bravely

Wow, either he is not scared or he is a much better actor than I thought! Why would Phineas want to hang out with Buford anyway? I mean its sweet that he is trying to be nice and to help him not be a bully anymore but even he should not like him, I mean he is still sore from that thumb wrestling competition slash beat down!

"Look Buford, if you want to hang out with us tonight you need to apologize to us and promise not to bully us anymore." Phineas tells him.

"Or what!" Buford said angrily stepping closer to Phineas with a beyond mean look!

Phineas then got scared, not thinking I stepped in front of Phineas so he could hug me and I could protect him at the same time I told him with a brave confident voice.

"Buford, Ferb knows how to fight you back and win! Phineas can easily make people turn against you, and I been keeping tons of secrets about you that would throw you in jail and I just have to tell one! However if your nicer to me, Ferb and Phineas, especially Phineas! We'll let you spend the night and who knows we could be friends!"

I told him! Yes, I stood up to him! Phineas is safe and me, Ferb and my other friends are safe! Well at least for the summer.

"It's going to be hard, I'm a bad guy at heart but maybe I can give not beating you guys up a shot, at least for now!"

"Fine" Ferb said "But you're sleeping on the ground."

"I brought my sleeping bag, but since we are no longer enemies maybe we can play some video games!" Buford asks hopefully

"Sure we can play now!" Phineas says happily

"Will you set up the game for us dinner bell? I need to have a word with Ferb, and art boy!"

"Ok, be down soon guys!"

Not waiting for a reply Phineas leaves the room. I look at his butt; I mean hey I'm a guy I have a need to look at a boys butt!

"So, art boy, by the way can I call you art boy?"

"Yeah sure, it's a cool name by the way!"

You know when Buford isn't bullying he can be an ok guy maybe we can be friends!

"Cool, so anyway now that we are temporary friends I have to ask. When are you going to ask Phineas out?"

Oh crap he knows! What am I going to do? Well I guess I have to ask him first.

"How do you know I like him?"

"Well I heard it from Baljeet who heard it from Ferb who guessed it from you; well you know that last part."

He told me as if we were talking about a shoe sale at the mall instead of my not so secret crush on Phineas! All thanks to Ferb who can be a blabbermouth when he wants to be! Ok that even sounded weird in my mind!

"You know Ferb, for a guy who doesn't talk you sure say a lot about my life!"

"Look don't snap at Ferb it is his brother you like! It has to be a bit hard on him having a boy liking his brother! Worse you don't even ask him out yet you ogle him every chance you get, as if he is a girl in a bikini! He is torn between acting like an older brother to dinner bell he is wanting to beat you up and he wants to be your friend and help you get together with Phineas! If I were him, you would be in the hospital! He just doesn't want to keep his role in this bottled up inside and dude you need him!"

Dang, who knew Buford, could be so insightful, I guess maybe Buford just doesn't want anyone to know what he is really like so he bullies potential friends!

"Wow, I'm sorry Ferb I wasn't thinking about you in this I'm sorry!"

"It's fine, just be careful and don't get mad at him. He already has one person crushing on him, which by the way she talks to me and her fireside troop so much we want to kill her, anyway he wonders why she is so mean to him sometimes, and if you're mean to him also then he'd be crushed!"

"Ferb, don't worry I'll be chill! Now let's go play some video games, Phineas has waited long enough for us, let's go!"

"I play Ferb!" Buford said

"You're on Buford!"

We arrive in the living room where Phineas has snacks and sodas ready for us he also has a list of games to choose from; this is going to be sweet!

"Want to be game opponents Phineas?" I ask him.

"Sure I'd love to!" he then uses his scary yet to me adorable voice, and adds, "Be prepared to lose Django!"

I add in my deep scary voice.

"Be afraid to lose Phineas, be very afraid!"

"Good luck!" He adds in his normal yet adorable voice.

"You too babe!" I say jokingly

I see him blush a little before he says,

"Ok, here are the rules, two people play and after that the other two play, the winners and the losers of the two teams play each other and after that the two people who win from the two teams play each other! Let's play fair and have fun!"

We are skipping the playing of the video games because I not only lost every round but I lost horribly! Fortunately, for me Phineas and I were both good sports so we shook hands, Phineas's hands were warm and soft, and I felt this shock when our hands touched and since neither of us pulled away, we got to shake and then we held hands for five seconds! The second I pulled away I became sad but faked a smile so he would stay happy, when he smiled back I felt better at least he doesn't think I'm weird right! God I sure hope not! Then my phone went off, a text from Ferb it read,

"Meet me in the kitchen, now!"

"Hey guys I got go get something."

I left to go to the kitchen a few seconds later Ferb found me and then directed me outside; we got to the back yard. Ferb smacked his hand to his head!

"Look Ferb, all I did was hold his hand for like five seconds and then I let go, no reason to get mad!"

"I'm not mad, I'm just hoping you two get together soon, that's all!" He said sadly

"Ferb, something else is wrong dude what is it?"

"Well, I'm kind of, know how you feel, I mean well I'm in love with someone too and I'm afraid!"

"Who is she tell me dude!"

"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, she is sixteen years old, and I thought it was just a crush I mean dude she's hot but I've hung out with her a few times and I don't know if I love her but I really, really like her you know!"

"Yeah, dude I as you've guessed I do know what you're going through, kind of. Have you told her how you feel about her?"

"No, I've flirted with her, a lot but I have a feeling she knows!"

"Did she kiss you?"

"On the cheek."

"That she means she likes you but she's sad because of the age difference; I mean six years is a lot! She also has a boyfriend Ferb!"

"How do you know?" He asked me angrily, not that I blame him!

"Her boyfriend Johnny babysat me last week; by the way don't tell Phineas that!"

"I won't but why did he tell you that?"

"Well he found from Baljeet, how I don't know, but he said if I ever needed someone with a car to double date with that him and Vanessa would help us out!"

"I kind of knew that dating her would not happen and I want to move on but how do it!"

"Well I heard that you can't move on until you tell the one you like how you feel, let your heart heal and the love will find you when it's ready! You just got to pray it's a girl your own age this time!"

"I know but it's easier said than done!"

"Well tonight just try to have some fun with us!"

"Ok, I'm also sad that you and Phineas could be happy together and you're too nervous to do anything!"

"Hey I'll ask him out when I'm too ready ok!"

"Ok just try stronger hints ok, my brother can't read love, the kid has a cuteness tracker and he has to use math to figure out why you and Isabella are acting so weird around him!"

"He thinks I act weird around him!"

"Just a little bit, don't worry! Just don't be afraid to take control when you're flirting with him!"

"Ok thanks for the advice Ferb!"

"No big, now go make Phineas like you already!"

"I'm going, I'm going!"

Phineas's POV

I wonder where Django is, he has been talking with Ferb for a long time now. I wonder what they talk about.

"Hey dinner bell what's for dinner? I'm starving over here!"

"Well my mom has ordered us some pizza it should be here soon, don't worry!"

Suddenly the doorbell rang the pizza is here, we found a way cool place where you get three large low fat pizzas for ten dollars! The name is an unpronounceable French name but the pizza is so good!

Ferb and Django then come inside I worry about them especially Django, I know he likes a boy but no one will tell me who I want him to be happy he's so funny, cool, artistic and cute. Did I just call Django cute? Well he just might be! I wonder what he thinks of me! Well I always think well on a full stomach, so I head to the door to pay the pizza guy, I give him the money and the give the heavy, hot, pizza boxes! I thank the man and shut the door, the pizza is so heavy, and we order it with extra thick crust, extra cheese, and let's just say the boxes are large and extra heavy! I wish I had some help because I'm afraid I'll drop them! Then out of nowhere Django runs up to me and without a word grabs the pizza boxes out of my hands.

"You know Phineas if you need help carrying stuff just ask me! You really shouldn't be carrying heavy stuff anyway you need to take it easy after a long day!"

"I know but I just"

"Just want us to have fun!" Django finishes for me "Well we can have fun and help you out at the same time!"

"I know, but you guys are our guests!"

"Hey don't worry about it guests need to do their fair share! Let's let Ferb and Buford set the table for us while we chill for a bit!"

"Ok! Let's go the backyard!"

He gives the pizza to Ferb and we head to the backyard, I hope that Buford and Ferb doesn't mind us chilling outside and I hope they don't eat all of the pizza!

Django's POV

"Hey let's sit under the tree!" Phineas said happily.

I agreed and we had a race to see who could get to the tree first, this time I let Phineas win and boy was I glad I did! He acts so cute when he wins!

"So this is where you and Ferb come up with your big ideas." I say to him

"Yeah most of the time, so where do you go to get inspired for your art?"

"Phineas, I get inspired everywhere just like you do!"

"How do you know?" He asks curiously

"I've seen your face when it comes up with an idea! It looks just mine when I find out what I want to paint!"

"That's really cool Django!"

"Creative people like us need to stick together Phineas!"

"You mean together forever?"
"Yeah forever, race you inside?"

"You're on!"

Part one of Jerk De Soleil- The night before!