BOOM!

"What the hell was that?!" said Monica in a fright.

"I don't know, but I sure bet it isn't that scary pigeon we are all scared of" joked Rachel.

"Yeah, If Chandler was here, he would already be in his room with the door locked."

"So let's check out what that noise was at our door." said Rachael.

"Fine..."

Monica opened the door and gasped.

"What... What is it Monica...?" asked Rachel with a scared tone of voice.

"It's Joey. He is unconscious and his head is bleeding!"

"What, Oh my god, Joey!" yelled Rachel in shock.

"Call an ambulance!" yelled Monica.

"What's the number?" asked Rachel stupidly.

Monica gave her an angry look.

"Oh right, 911!

While Rachel was on the phone¸ Monica put Joey on his back and put towels on his head without caring about the blood stains that would be on the towels afterwards. She then put some ice packs on his head. When the ambulance arrived, Rachel and Monica got their coats and quickly caught a taxi to the hospital.

(On phone)

"Phoebe, Phoebe, Joey is in hospital!"
"What, he is having triplets too?! He did NOT tell me that he was going to have triplets!"

"Phoebe, men don't have kids, and that is not why Joey is in hospital."

"Then why is he...?" asked Phoebe worriedly.

"He split his head and is unconscious!"

"Oh my god, I'll be right there. So who is with you?"

"It's just me and Rachel."

"Okay, I'll spread the word to Chandler and Ross. Poor Chandler is going be devastated."

"So I'll see you in about 20 minutes then?" asked Monica.

"You freaking bet!" said Phoebe.

"Ok. See you in 20 minutes."

20 minutes later...

Phoebe, Chandler and Ross ran into the waiting room to find Monica and Rachel.

"So, how is he?" asked Ross.

"He is getting stitches and is still unconscious" said Monica.

They all looked at Chandler who was sitting on a Chair in the corner. He had tears in his eyes, his face was pale and he was now shivering.

"Look at him." said Phoebe. "Doesn't it just want to make you cry?"

They all took their attention off Chandler as the nurse walked out of Joey's room.

"You can all see him now, but he is still unconscious." Said the nurse

They all started to walk into the room but then saw that Chandler wasn't coming.

"Chandler. Buddy. We can see him now." Ross said.

Chandler didn't move.

"Come on buddy. We are all seeing him now.

Chandler stayed in the same position.

"Chandler!" Ross yelled as he slapped him in the face.

"OW! That HURT! What do you want?!"

"We are seeing Joey now."

"Oh... Okay. Can you help me up?"

Ross held Chandler's arms and pulled to help him stand on his feet. Chandler wobbled and collapsed in Ross' arms.

"Okay, dude, hold on to my arm."

Chandler took his arm and followed Ross in to Joey's room.

They all circled around Joey's bed.

"Oh my god, Jess!" shrieked Chandler. "I forgot all about her!"

"Who is Jess?" asked Rachel.

"Joey's girlfriend, he loves her so much!"

"Joey has a girlfriend?!" said Phoebe.

"Yes, and he said she was perfect in every way. He talked about her all morning."

"Oh my god, Should we call her?" asked Monica.

"I haven't got her number..... Although he has got her number on his phone!" said Chandler.

Chandler reached into Joey's pocket to find his phone. Chandler selected Jessica's name and the phone started to call.

(On phone)

"Joey?"

"No, Chandler. I have some bad news."

"What... what is it? Asked Jess with shock.

"Joey is in hospital."

"What, how did this happen?"

"I am not sure, I was at work. But I'll put someone on the phone that does know."

"Okay, thanks."

"Hi, I'm Monica; I live across the hall from Joey's apartment."

"So what happened?" asked Jess.

"I think he ran in to my door..."

"How... HOW did he do that?"

"I am not sure. Joey is a bit weird sometimes." said Monica.

"Can you put Chandler back on?"

"Sure." said Monica.

"Hey Jess, it's me Chandler again. What did you want me for?"

"I don't think I should come. I don't think it will work between me and Joey anyway. I think I might just shock him if I turn up. I don't want to put any pressure on him."

"Are you sure? I mean he really likes you."

"No... No I am not sure, but I just think it is the right thing to do, you know."

"Okay. So, will you be alright?"

"Yeah, I think so. It was nice to meet you Chandler"

"You too Jess." said Chandler.

Chandler hung up and put Joey's phone back into his pocket. Just as Candler took his hand out of his pocket, he felt someone grab on to his arm. It was Joey!

"Joey! It's Joey! He's awake!" yelled Chandler with happiness.

Everyone gathered around him.

"Hey Joey, how are you doing?" asked Chandler.

"Who..... Who are you all......?"