Chapter II

A week later.

Everything was currently peaceful at Summer Camp.

It was raining outside again, so the mess hall was packed with people like a can of sardines.

Roxas, who could now, FINALLY!, sit down without wincing from pain, was sitting next to a window. He was occasionally splashed with rain as a result.

Riku and Sora were sitting a few tables away, joking around. They were completely unaware of their surroundings. Roxas smirked.

'Now I can kick-start this war. Finally! Now, lets see…. Aha! I'll use the Applesauce…. Kukukukukuku….' Roxy had to internally chuckle, as his evil laughter might attract unwanted attention from his prey. Using the overly large serving spoon from his tray – which he jacked from the kitchens yesterday – and scooped a giant glob of lumpy applesauce onto it. Noticing that the line of fire was clear, he took aim.

'And…. FIRE!'

The glob flew, and hit true. Right in Riku's hair, and splattering on Sora as well.

For a moment, there was silence. Then, Riku stood up, grabbed his glass of Pepsi walked to where Roxas was sitting, and dumped the soda, ice and all, into Roxas' lap. Riku took off running, leaving Sora behind.

Roxas jumped up and chased after him, dodging projectile food as a major food fight broke out.

Riku was panting, having run all over the rather large camp. He was keeping an eye out for Roxas, highly wary of what would happen next. After all, it was Roxas' turn to retaliate against him. Hearing footsteps, he looked around for a hiding place. Seeing the only building for at least 50 feet, he ran to it, unsuspecting of why it would be unlocked.

Roxas, seeing Riku run ito the trap, smirked. He dug into his pockets, pulling out a lighter. It was one of the kind used for lighting grills. The lighter had also been jacked from the kitchens. He headed for the building, ready to get REVENGE for the dog-bite….

Back at the cafeteria, the food fight had been stopped/. Everyone had run out as soon as the adults walked into the room. Well, almost everyone….

Marluxia-sensei, the art teacher at the high school he would be starting at in the fall, and the arts and crafts supervisor at the summer camp, had grabbed the collar of Sora's shirt before he could leave. A few others had also been stopped by other supervisors/councilors. Sora gulped, he already had one strike because of the catnip found in his cabin, he didn't need another! Summer Camp only lasted for 6 weeks, 3 of which had already passed. Once he got strike 3, they'd call his mom! He soooooo didn't need her to come and intervene….. Bad things would happen. ESPECIALLY if Vanitas EVER found out. Sora inwardly groaned.

'I'm soooo screwed…. Why?' In his head a little chibi Sora was in his Emo Corner™, crying.

As Sora and the others that were caught and blamed for the food fight, and subsequently forced to clean the mess, Riku and Roxas were locked in the Cabin that was isolated from the rest of Camp.

As soon as he stepped into the cabin Riku flipped the light switch. Which made the light bulb flicker. And then Die.

"Shit…." Riku fumbled around, trying to find a candle and a lighter or matches. Making a triumphant exclamation, he lit the few candles he had found. He turned, and set them down, one on a stool, one on a bookshelf that was a little lower than eye level for him, and one by the fireplace. He found an old towel and dried his hair before sitting down to rest.

He didn't get to do so for long. About 7 minutes later, he heard a noise on the steps to the cabin. He tried to hide under the bed, only to realize he had forgotten about the candles. As he was walking around trying to blow out the candles, the door slowly creaked open like in a bad horror film. Slowly, Riku turned to see who was at the door.

And there stood Roxas, with a lighter in hand. Riku gulped.

"Soooo, Riku. Fancy seeing you in this particular cabin. You know, this cabin is the Solitary Confinement Cabin. Hence the slight disrepair." Roxas grinned like a Cheshire Cat. Riku cowered. "This means that No One will be able to come to your rescue fast enough should….something…happen to you. Especially since the adults are…..preoccupied with the food fight." Roxas started walking towards Riku, flicking the lighter into life as he went.

"B-but Roxy, come on, you wouldn't do anything that horrible? Would you?"

No answer. More steps. Riku started backing away. Somewhat unaware of the bookshelf behind him, and subsequently, the candle on it that was still lit. Which Roxas was aware of.

Finally, Roxas stopped walking towards Riku, who also stopped, barely an inch from the bookshelf. Roxy's grin turned into a smirk. Riku, already wary, tensed, waiting for him to do something.

'Good, now I just have to keep him talking…..'

"Now, Riku, I know that you know how hard it can be to take care of hair. Tell me, what all did you use this morning to style your hair?"

Warily watching Roxas, Riku answered.

"Well, because of the rain I used hairspray and mousse instead of gel. I don't like doing that, but with the rain the mouse moulds my hair while the hairspray holds it in place, without either of them washing out as fast as gel does."

The smirk widened.

'Perfect! It's already caught! Kukukukukuku…..'

"So basically, you made your hair highly flammable?"

Riku's eyes widened as he suddenly remembered the candle behind him. However, it was too late. His hair had caught on fire. Roxas cackled as he ran away, as Riku started running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Across the Camp, a scream of horror rent the air. A scream that Sora recognized as Riku. His face grew horrified before turning grim.

'I vow Riku, to avenge you! I swear on my cousin Vanitas' crazy driving that I will!'

End Chapter Two.

Tsuki: Whew! Finally! XD

Riku: MY HAIR! MY PRECIOUS HAIR! WHY? *huddles in corner, a hoodie on with the hood up, crying.*

Tsuki: *cackles* I TOLD YOU! I told you I would get back at you! Kukukukukukukuku…

Sora: *Rubbing Riku's back* There there, It'll grow back!

Lilly-chan: ….

Tsuki: Something wrong Lilly-chan? *is ignoring Riku's depressed sobbing.*

Lilly-chan:….. Nope! :3

Tsuki: Alrighty then. I'm pretty sure that WHASCSASC is gunna be about 5-7 chapters long. But I hope it will brighten you guys's days just that little bit more! :3

Lilly-chan: It sure brightens my day to see people in pain! Except poor Roxy… POOR ROXY!

Riku: I HATE YOU! WHY DO YOU EXIST? WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? *sobbing becomes louder.*

Sora:… *slowly edges away*…..

Roxas: I had fun in this chapter! :D

Lilly-chan: Ah, the sweet sounds of pain in the evening!

Tsuki: ….. I think I've created a monster…

Lilly-chan: ;D

Tsuki: I feel highly accomplished now! :D Next Chapter! Introducing; Vanitas!

Vanitas: This is how you guys find out how I got all of the black mail material that I have! Let me tell you, it was hilarious! XD

Tsuki: So REVIEW! It keeps me from being too depressed right now. Anyways! Bye-Bye!

Lilly-chan: Vani! Don't get too carried away!

Tsuki: You know he will anyway….