~Chapter 2: Pig-headedness ~

"Hallo Yumiko." Heinkel sighed as she put her face in her hands, waiting for the report she was about to get.

"Hey," Yumiko sat down in front of her and groaned, "Anderson says to pass on to Kat that until such a time, she is not permitted into his quarters, until he sees fit."

Heinkel twitched and quickly grabbed the cigarette that called to her.

"Kat says, if he apologises to her first, she can forgive his pig-headedness, but until that time, he's not allowed to interfere vith her."

Yumiko just rubbed at her temples with her forefingers and fought away the impending headache that was coming along.

"Three days. THREE, DAYS. We've had to go back and forth, delivering messages and I have to put up with listening to coarse language," Yumiko sighed in frustration and removed her glasses to let Yumie out, "and I like coarse language, but not for three straight days!"

Heinkel rolled her head around her shoulders, feeling slightly exhausted from the walking she had done.

"Those two von't even be in the same room as each other. As soon as one comes in, they either valk out or the other stomps away. It's ridiculous. Schrecklich."

"If only there was a place where they could be together and face each other. That way, they might actually get talking to one another-...that's it!" Yumie yelled happily, her hands slamming on the table, the slapping of her palms on the wood startling Heinkel and making her jump in her seat.

"Vh-Vhat? What's it?" Heinkel looked around, frightened for a second that a large dog might burst out at them and rip them to shreds.

"A plan to get them back together!"

"Oh?" Heinkel said brightly, tapping the excess ash off of the end of her cigarette, "And then we film them 'apologising' to one another and sell it on and make millions?"

"...Sometimes, I think you'd suit being a man way too much." Yumie just shook her head at her friend' silliness and sat back down.

"I AM a man." Heinkel said proudly and pointed to her chest, pushing it out to show lack of chest. Truth of the matter was, the dumb priest suffered from a 'male' complex' and had even taken to binding down her large chest.

"...Stupid, perverted priest." Yumie just shook her head again, this time frustrated with her friends' sub normality. For now, they had too work on the plan that would ensure both Kat and Alex made up. In a BIG way.