A/N: Too much motivation right now. Please enjoy this while you can, school starts back up next week and idk if I'll be able to update this frequently.

THE NYEH HEH HEH DIARIES: PART 2

DECEMBER 25, 201x

WOWIE! IT'S CHRISTMAS! WHICH MEANS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET GIFTS? I GOT SANS TODAY'S NEWSPAPER! I'M ASKING HIM IF HE CAN SOLVE TODAY'S JUNIOR JUMBLE. IT'S CHRISTMAS THEMED! WAIT…IF ONE OF THE WORDS IS CHRISTMAS, CAN I CIRCLE IT IN THE TITLE? IT SAYS 'CHRISTMAS JUNIOR JUMBLE.'

UNDYNE SAYS SHE WON'T GIVE METRAINING TODAY. SHE SAID SHE HAD TO PREPARE SOMETHING FOR MY TRAINING.

I SUCCESSFULLY INCREASED THE HEIGHT OF MY SINK! I TOOK OFF THE SINK, PUT ANOTHER CABINET ON TOP OF THE OLD ONE, AND SAWED OFF THE SHELF THAT WAS BLOCKING IT FROM HAVING MORE SPACE. SANS GLUED THE DOORS TOGETHER.

DECEMBER 27, 201x

UNDYNE GAVE ME REGULAR TRAINING YESTERDAY. IM SO EXCITED FOR TODAY! UNDYNE SAYS SHE'LL START THE SPECIAL TRAINING!

UNDYNE JUST TOLD ME TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY GROCERIES. SHE SAYS ITS ENDURANCE TRAINING. WILL I THROW DRY SPAGHETTI, TOMATOES, AND POTS AT PEOPLE? WOWIE! I CAN'T WAIT.

DECEMBER 29, 201x

I EMPTIED THE SHELVES OF TOMATOES TODAY. UNDYNE MUST REALLY LIKE THEM. I FILLED UP TWO WHOLE CARTS OF TOMATOES. I RAN OUT OF MONEY TO PAY FOR IT. SO I HAD TO CALL UNDYNE TO HELP ME. SHE WAS SO PROUD OF ME.

WOWIE! I'M ALL COVERED IN BLOOD! TOMATO BLOOD! WE SMASHED ALL OF THE TOMATOES TOGETHER. IT'S SO FUN! SANS WOULD HAVE A GREAT TIME.

UNDYNE HASN'T TOLD ME WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, BUT I'M GOING TO BE IN THE ROYAL GUARD!

JANUARY 2, 201x

NYEH HEH HEH! YESTERDAY WAS NEW YEAR'S! I TRAINED WITH UNDYNE. SHE HAD ME PRACTICE PUTTING POTS ON THE STOVE. WE HAD TO GET A NEW ONE. UNDYNE PUT THE POT DOWN A LITTLE TOO FORCEFULLY. I LOVE HOW PASSIONATE SHE IS. MAYBE I WILL CHALLENGE HER TO A POT PLACING COMPETITION!

TODAY WE DID THE COMPETITION. AS USUAL, UNDYNE WON. I LOVE IT WHEN SHE WINS. IT MAKES ME MORE DETERMINED TO FINISH MY TRAINING.

I OPENED BOXES OF SPAGHETTI AND THREW THEM INTO THE POT. IT LOOKS LIKE FIREWORKS! I FIND IT EASIER TO BREAK THE SPAGHETTI INTO TINY PIECES SO I CAN FIT MORE INTO THE POT. UNDYNE THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

JANUARY 3, 201x

WOWIE! THIS ULTRA-HARD ROYAL GUARD TRAINING IS PAYING OFF! I PRACTICE AT HOME EVERYDAY. I HAVE TO ASK SANS FOR MONEY NOW. I SPENT IT ALL BUYING GROCERIES FOR UNDYNE.

SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO STIR THE SPAGHETTI TODAY. WE BROKE THE SPOON, SO WE USED A BONE INSTEAD. I'LL BRING MY OWN TOMORROW. THE SPAGHETTI IS MUCH EASIER TO STIR ON HIGH HEAT. SO WE TURNED UP THE HEAT.

I LIKE THIS TRAINING. I'M PRACTICING AT HOME RIGHT NOW! WOWIE! I'M COOKING! I CAN FLING SPAHGETTI AT HUMANS TO CAPTURE THEM!

JANUARY 5, 201x

TURNS OUT ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS PUT THE TOMATOES ON TOP OF THE SPAGHETTI.

YESTERDAY WE WENT TO THE MTT-HOME-STORE TO LOOK AT SOME STOVES. I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY STOVES BEFORE! WOWIE! WE TESTED ALL OF THEM TO SEE WHICH ONE WAS THE HOTTEST. BECAUSE WE ARE ON FIRE FOR ULTRA HARD ROYAL GUARD TRAINING! UNDYNE TOLD ME TO PUT THAT IN HERE.

I CARRIED THE STOVE TO UNDYNE'S HOUSE TODAY. ALL UNDYNE HAD TO DO WAS PLUG IT IN! THE REPRESENTATIVE SAID THIS ONE WILL LAST VERY LONG. MAYBE I CAN GET ONE FOR MY HOUSE.

JANUARY 7, 201x

SANS IS SO LAZY. IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE, BUT THE LIGHTS ARE STILL THERE! DOESN'T HE KNOW I HAVE TRAINING EVERYDAY?

NYEH HEH HEH! I CAN COOK SPAGHETTI NOW! SANS SAYS IT'S PRETTY GOOD, BUT HE'LL STICK TO EATING AT GRILLBY'S FOR NOW. SHOULD I ASK GRILLBY FOR ADVICE? HE'S MADE OF FIRE! WE CAN HEAT UP THE SPAGHETTI EVEN MORE!

A/N: What even happened this chapter?