Disclaimer- Forgot this in the first chapter. I don't own Harry Potter.
More Observations
The Voldemort problem could have been solved so easily if someone had just taken a gun and shot him in the head (or used a bomb to blow him up.) It's funny how no one thought of that.
Purebloods always go on about how they're so much better than muggles, yet they use a train, which is a muggle invention to get to school. Ironic, isn't it?
Having the last name Lupin is a clear sign that the person will become a werewolf later in life. Fate is not without a sense of humor.
The books never talk about any of Lily's friends besides Snape. Surely she had some (preferably girls), so what gives?
Getting strangled by your own silver hand is one sucky way to die.
Arthur and Molly Weasley must have had a really good sex life to have all those children.
All house elves are crazy.
What is the afterlife like for dark wizards? I mean surely Bellatrix and Voldemort wouldn't end up in the same place as, say, Remus Lupin, right?
Why don't wizards have a spell to fix bad eyesight?
Harry should have raised holy hell on the Dursleys after he became of age. They made him sleep in a cupboard for Pete's sake!
Alliteration is used in all of the Hogwarts founder's names.
What is George Weasley's boggart?
How did Narcissa end up with blond hair when all the rest of her family members had dark hair?
A little character bashing is fun. A lot of character bashing is overkill.
It really is possible to do a good Harry/Hermione fic without bashing Ron. Some people don't seem to realize that.
It would have been cool if Snape was really evil the whole time and had Dumbledore fooled all those years. That takes mad skill.
The afterlife will never be peaceful again with people like the Marauders and Fred there. Is it possible to pull pranks in heaven?
Thank goodness Remus and Tonks were nice enough to give their son a normal first name.
Reading the last two books has given one a new appreciation for alternate universe fan fics.
It would have been nice if Luna had been in books 1-4. She's such a great character.
Sirius deserved to have a better death than being killed by drapery.
Andromeda Tonks really got the short end of the stick in book seven.
The wizarding world should really learn to embrace modern-day conveniences, like electricity for example.
What kind of name is Hogwarts for a school anyway?