Disclaimer: Must I say it? Do I have to? *sigh* Fine I do not own FFVII only Sandy, Alice, Dexter and the stupid Sue, although I really don't want to own her…-_-" same as always CreativeSprite owns the SSU.

Alice and Sandy were walking down the streets of Midar in dark blue suits the Turks wear. Alice looked just about as she always did, short black hair and dark grey eyes. But she was a few inches taller and had two daggers hidden inside her jacket. Sandy was a few inches shorter than she normally was and had a giant ax slung over her back. Dexter (the tiger) trotted after them as a small orange tabby cat.

Sandy decided since Alice was still a newbie she should at least quiz her.

"So Alice, why do you think that the boss sent us in as Turks and not SOLDIERS? Seeing, if we came as them, we could be just as strong and fast as we were in our own worlds," Sandy asked looking down at Alice.

"Because in the game they never said anything about female SOLDIERS. So if we came as them we risk breaking canon rules."

Sandy nodded her head.

"Very good."

They walked up to Aerith's church and stopped at the front door when Dexter let out a hiss and his fur stood on end.

Sandy gripped the end of her ax.

"Be careful."

Alice nodded and got ready to pull out her daggers. Sandy pushed open the door to the massive church. There standing over a bed of flowers was a "young woman with hair the color of the purest gold gleaming like the sun as it fell over her shoulders like a waterfall down past her waist" and she had eyes that were "the color of indigo and shone with such purity that man wept at the sight of them." Her skin was "as white a virgin snow" and she had "curves in all the right places." She was dressed in "a sparkly white gown that shone in the sun." (Which made no sense seeing as there was no sun in Midar) The dress was so long that it fell down to the dirty church floor, but for some reason the white dress was never dirty. It was laced with pink ruffles and beads the color of golden honey and sky blue, more ruffles and a silver chain locket that held pictures of her poor murdered parents. She had glass slippers just like Cinderella only like, totally better.

Hunters where trained to see these god awful words used to describe Sue's. Sandy after many years as a SSU hunter was used to the feeling of having a bucket of freezing water dumped on you when the words came. Poor Alice on the other hand let out a gasp and stumbled a little.

"W-what the..." Alice said in shock.

"You'll get use to it.... kind of." Sandy said with sympathy. She had a hard time on her first mission, too.

The two hunters ducked behind a pew before the Sue saw then. She shrugged her "dainty little shoulders" and went right back to her flowers.

"What's going on?" Alice whispered as Dexter crouched at her feet.

"Where is Aerith? Last time I checked this was her church!"

"Hold on a sec..." Sandy took out her new toy and pointed it at the Sue, it beeped a few times before words appeared on the screen.Name: Alverdine Elrica Jinx Alaula Lareina Phoenix Rose Moon Gainsborough.
Power: she can heal ANY wound inflected on her and can weald the powers of the Life stream, make any man fall for her and can beat the crap out of Sephiroth.
Species: Cetra
Type of Sue: Aerith! Sue
OOC affected on the canon characters: 98.823727%

"Damn, I was afraid of this."

"What is it?" Alice asked trying to see the screen.

"It's an Aerith!Sue. She's basically a perfect copy of Aerith. And Aerith for some strange reason went missing and no one bothered to look for her."

"She killed her," Alice said thinking Sandy was quizzing her again.
The tall women shock her head.

"No just sent her into a "nothing" zone. It's when a Sue tries to replace the canon character so they are sent to the "nothing zone" where they just float around in a coma like state. And remember she's too "pure" to kill. Once it's dead Aerith should appear back safe and sound." Sandy said rolling her eyes. "She is the "last" Cetra and can heal just about any wound which means it's going to be a pain to kill. She will fall in love with Cloud when he falls off the and into the church. She'll turn Cloud into a love sick puppy, make Tifa act like a total bitch, and make Barret almost nonexistent."

"So what's the good news?" Alice asked with a smile.

"No cute animal friend."

"Great," Alice said. Her grin grew wider.

"Follow my lead," Sandy said this as she stood up.

"Wait! What are you--?"
Too late, Sandy walked out from behind the pews and to the Mary Sue. Cursing Alice followed her.

"Oh" said the Mary Sue with "voice of an angel and lips as sweet and red as candy." Alice shivered again as the worlds slammed into her.

"Like hey!" said Sandy with a beach girl voice. It made Alice wanna hurl.
Alverdine Elrica Jinx Alaula Lareina Phoenix Rose Moon Gainsborough gasp in fear as the two Turks walked over to her.

"Oh dear! Are you here to kidnap me because I'm the last of me kind and you want to do horrible experiments on me?!" Her "eyes the color of indigo that shone with such purity that man wept when at the sight of them" widened and her "rose red lips" quivered in fear.

Alice just wanted to smack her.

"But lyke, look on the bright side. This way Cloud can like, totally save you!" Sandy giggled, which made Alice want to smack her too.

Then she remembered about all that Sue training they had and just about smacked herself for being so stupid. Sue's tend to relax and let there guard down around other Sue's.

"Lyke yeah!" Alice piped in.

"Lyke sooooo true! My name is Alverdine Elrica Jinx Alaula Lareina Phoenix Rose Moon Gainsborough, but ever one just calls me Angel."

'Sue's have ridiculous nicknames.' Alice thought with pure disgust.

"Lyke, I'm Janchenle and this is Serenity." Sandy introduced them using fake Sue names. "And I'm lyke sooooo sorry but we need to bring you in to Shinra."

Alice had to fight the urge to punch Angel in the mouth, she never knew it would be this hard to talk to one of these…. these things.

"Lyke I guess," she giggled. "That way Cloud can come and save me and kiss me!" She let out another ear splitting scream. Alice felt one of her eyes twitch. Angel turned to Alice.

"Lyke aren't you a little too short to be one of us?" It asked in her "angelic voice that made the toughest man want to cry."
Sandy only briefly wonders what was with Suethors and making men cry. Then she felt kind of sorry for the Sue that just about said the dumbest thing in her life, which is saying a whole lot.

"BURN IN HELL YOU SLUTTY COW!!!!" Alice screamed before she punched Angel in her perfect little mouth. Alice wasn't really strong, but she sure was fast. Angel never saw it coming.

"What are you-" the thing gasp as she clutching her jaw.

But Alice didn't let her finish, she kicked her perfected little feet from under her and sent the Sue crashing to the ground banging her "heart shaped head" on the hard church floor. She most likely had a concussion. Sandy took the ax from her back and was about to bring it down on her perfect little head when Alice held up a hand.

"Wait stop! I have an idea!" Alice said with a wicked smile.

Sandy looked at her like she was insane. But she stopped, resting her ax on her broad shoulder. Alice took out a pair of white latex gloves and put the on.

"w-what are you going to do?!" Angel asked in fear, but do you think her voice ever broke in fear? Oh no. She was too perfect for that.

"Shut your face," the smaller woman snapped at the blond as she pulled out a dagger. She kneeled down next to the thing and took her "pure gold sunshine hair" into her hand, and in one swift movement she cut it all off with her dagger.

Alverdine Elrica Jinx Alaula Lareina Phoenix Rose Moon Gainsborough screamed in agony, like one of her arms was being cut off instead of just her hair. In was common knowledge to hunters that a Sue's hair was very important to them so cutting it off was like sawing them in half. (Which is also very fun to do.)

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!! LYKE MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Angel's whole body twitched and jerked.

Sandy brought down the ax with a sickly THUNK and chopped the Sue's head off with one swing. Blood began squirting out of her severed neck like a bloody fountain; the crimson liquid covered her tacky white gown and began to pool around the dead, headless Angel.
Alice just smiled at the blood free golden locks and put it in a large zip lock baggy. Sandy still gave her a puzzled look.

"Why did you cut off the Sue's hair? At first I thought it was just to torture her but I'm guessing your keeping it?"

"Like duh!" Alice looked shocked and slapped her self across the face.

"Ohmygosh are you ok?!" Sandy ran up next to her partner.

"Yeah.....yeah I'm ok." She nodded. "I-I just need to clear my head."

She blinked a few times like she was trying to forget something.

Sandy looked at her with sympathy.

"It's always the hardest the first time."

"No, no that's not it. Look I'm fine, what I was going to say was I cut off her hair was because I'm going to sell It." she held up the bag of Sue hair that was almost glowing in the nonexistent light of Midar.

"What?" Sandy asked at a total lost.

"To a wig shop! Do you know how much money we can make selling Sue hair?!" She smiled again and started doing her little dance.
Sandy looked at her in shock, like she couldn't believe she thought of that.

"Alice, that's brilliant! You're a genius!"

"I know it! And I love it!" still shaking like a drunk duck.

"You know we probably have to disinfect it when we get back to make sure it doesn't have any Sue germs." Sandy said trying to bring Alice back down to earth.

"Yeah, yeah. I know…" she shoved the hair into her bag.
Dexter trotted up to a fast growing stream of blood and began to lap it up.

"No, bad Dexter." The small Turk picked up the cat and held him in her arms like a little baby. "You'll get a tummy ache if you drink that."
Sandy just smiled at the two; this was a very easy target and a good start for a newbie.

"Hey Sandy, will it always be that easy?"

The tall women shock her head. "No. This is a damsel in distress Sue," she poked the deceased Sue with her foot. "She's a copy of Aerith remembers? She relies on Cloud to save her every time she's in trouble. Lucky for us most Sue authors forget about Cloud meeting up with Aerith at the beginning of the game so she hasn't met him yet. No one will be missing her."

"What about Aerith?" Alice asked worriedly. She always liked Aerith in the game and wanted to make sure she would be ok.

"Yeah, she should be coming back soon. We should clean this up."

Alice let out a groan.

A/N: sorry if any of you sent me a message about a Sue you wanted dead but my friend BEGGED me to kill off the Aerith!Sue first. It's just an itch she had to scratch. But what I said before still stands please share your ideas of Sues and the deaths you want brought to them! Click click!! Again thanks to my coolly beta for making my stories readable and CreativeSprite for making my Sue Hunters able to live and breath. (Well you know) please check out her stories if you hate Mary Sue's and like their painful deaths!