Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto TT TT
The Internet was Meant for Yaoi
By Shounen-Ai
Warning(s): SasuNaru not NaruSasu
OrangeRamenCup has logged in
SakuraPetals has logged in
BlondeBabe has logged in
BlondeBabe: Naru-chan!
OrangeRamenCup: Ino-chan?
BlondeBabe: Where is your lover?! I need to speak with him! He keeps running away ever time I approach him!
OrangeRamneCup: Are you still a Sasuke fan girl?
BlondeBabe: Who me? Of course not!
SakuraPetals: LIAR! YOU JUST BOUGHT SOME SASUKE-KUN PICTURES AT THE SASUKE-KUN FAN CLUB CONVENTION!!
BlondeBabe: Duh! I use those pictures so I can learn how to draw him! I'M MAKING A SASUNARU DOUJINSHI!
SakuraPetals:...
BlondeBabe: And because he's hot. But that's not the point! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha has logged on
BlondeBabe: There you are!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Oh no...
BlondeBabe: Sasuke-kun! Answer my question!
BlueFlameofaUchiha: No.
BlondBabe: But I need to know!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: No.
OranegRamenCup: What are you guys talking about?
BlondeBabe: Please!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: No.
BlondeBabe: Please!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: No.
SakuraPetals: Knowing Ino. it's something stupid Naruto.
BlondeBabe: Please!! Please!! Please!! -puppy eyes-
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: No.
OrangeRamenCup: Really Sakura-chan?
SakuraPetals: Yep.
BlondeBabe: DON'T MAKE ME RAPE NARU-CHAN!...You know I wouldn't mind. -hearts&giggles-
OrangeRamenCup: EH!?
BlondeBabe: He's so cute and I just want to eat him.
OrangeRamenCup: EEHHH!?
BlondeBabe: And even though he is a guy, I would be seme.
OrangeRamenCup: WHAT?!
BlondeBabe: So, what do you say Sasuke-kun? The answer or Naru-chan?
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Go ahead. Take him.
OrangeRamenCup: SASUKE-TEME!! I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...Why did you change your user name back to that stupid name?
OrangeRamenCup: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU JERK! I PROMISE YOU! I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN HAUNT YOU DURING YOUR DEATH!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Make sure to wear that french maid outfit if you do.
OrangeRamenCup: I AM NOT WEARING THAT STUPID OUTFIT!!
BlondeBabe: I'll tell Sakura and your entire fan club about your secret life.
SakuraPetals: Secret life?
BlondeBabe: Yep! At this local bar, he is a
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: NINE INCHES!
BlondeBabe: Woah! Thank you!
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OrangeRamenCup: Nine inches? Nine inches what?
SakuraPetals:...xnaksxlxlnxicedehwodjhdejdhedqdjhdghdmncp'ewdpdjqsll'ld'kfjfg;wdhwebcv'nx'bxnd'jk'klkh'eg';jfj'hwdwgswjhfjikj;o'j'kdgydffenrrf;fl'ep'dkjdp
OrangeRamenCup: Eh? SAKURA-CHAN!! OH NO! SHE FAINTED AGAIN!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Hmph.
OrangeRamenCup: NINE INCHES WHAT TEME!? TELL ME WHAT INO AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...I'll show you. I'll be over in two minutes.
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OrangeRamenCup:...??
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-Hours Later-
Naruto whimpered, laying down.
"Y-you pervert!"
"Hmph, you said you wanted me to show you how useful it is"
"No! I said I wanted to know what you guys were talking about!"
"Second round?"
"NO!"
Sasuke pounced his uke, ignoring his protest.
-Next Day-
Sasuke'sPet has logged in
BluesFlamesofaUchiha has logged in
SakuraPetals has logged in
SakuraPetals:... o.o;
Sasuke'sPet: SASUKE-TEME! STOP CHANGING MY USERNAME!
BlueFlamesofanUchiha: But it states the truth.
Sasuke'sPet: Grrrr!! TEME!! I HATE YOU!!
Sasuke'sPet has logged in as KissMyButtUchiha
KissMyButtUchiha: I like this name better! :P
BlueFlamesofAUchiha: What? -smirks- Oh, your ready for me already? I didn't know you could heal so quickly. I'll be over soon. :)
KissMyButtUchiha: HUH?! NO!! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU HORNY PERVERTED BASTARD!! TT.TT
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KissMyButtUchiha: AAHHHH!! HE'S AFTER ME!!
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SakuraPetals: Sasuke-kun. TT.TT
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TBC...?
Shounen-Ai's Note: Review please?