Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, duh.

A/N: The first page will be some random idea I just randomly made up to show you exactly how this will work(and hopefully get more reviews…)

EDIT: I just wanted to add that since I'm going to redo the chapters re-uploading the chapters will probably cause me to lose my previous reviews. I am going to leave the reviewers names and my replies on an I want to thank everyone for reading.

Thank you :D

I'm Not What People Think I'm: Thanks for the advice.

:::Akatsuki Chaos:::

Chapter 1

Victim: Deidara

Annoying Tactic: Steal Deidara's clothes and wear them claiming them to be yours.

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I was sneaking (Think Kronk from "Emperors New Groove") down the hall towards my target.

Almost there…

Just a few more steps…

3 steps!

1…

2…

"Nicole."

"Aieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" I quickly spun around to face Sasori.

"What are you up to now?" He ask quirking an eyebrow.

I laughed nervously while scratching the back of my head.

"Me? Up to something? Nooooooo! Why would you think something like that Sasori-san?

By the look on his face I could tell he didn't believe me.

"Ummmm…I have to go wash…my cat! Yeah, that's it! My cat!

Mr…Sushi! BYE!" I yelled making a mad dash for Deidara's room.

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Squeak… Creak… Moan…

"Geez, Dei-kun really needs to oil his door and…..did something die in here?"

Scanning the room I searched for Deidara's wardrobe.

"Gmf. Why bother? I could just pick something of the bloody floor!"

With that said, I picked up a random shirt witch happened to be Dei's favourite.

"Mwuhahahahaha…This is PERFECT!"

I ran put of the room towards mine to try and get the horrible stench out before putting it on.

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I was prancing around the base like an…annoying person and modelling my shirt to everyone.

I skipped over to Hidan, who just got done getting stitched up by kakuzu after a sacrifice.

"You realize that Deidara's going to fucking blow you to smithereens if he finds you with that shirt?"

I stopped in my tracks and just stared at a bored looking Hidan.

Stare

Stare

Glare

My face broke out in a huge grin.

"I Know!" I squealed in an obnoxiously high pitched voice and then continued prancing out of the room and hugging the cactus plant on the way out which quickly reminded me that hugging a cactus is a really stupid idea. Also, I have no idea why the hell there is a cactus in the base, how it got there or even why the hell I am hugging it.

So I kicked it.

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"OI! Has any of you seen my…That's my shirt, yeah." Deidara said narrowing his eyes at me.

I stopped twirling around and gave him a confused look.

"What are you talking about? I've had this shirt since…ever!"

"Bull shit! Its way to big for you!"

"So it's a little bit too big for me! Big friggen whoop! It's my shirt!"

"If you don't give it back right now, I'll have to use force, yeah."

"Force, huh?" I waggled my eyebrows at him suggestively

Deidara's hands slipped into his clay pouches. "Yeah. Force."

I then realized that his definition of force didn't involve furry handcuffs so I attempted to run away.

The keyword here being: attempt.

I'm a maid. Not a ninja.

In other words:

Angry ninja + slow(to them) maid = a quick end to that chase!

Deidara grabbed me around the waist just as I was about to enter my room.

"Gotcha, yeah!" He said trying to get the shirt off of my squirming body.

"Nuuuuuuuu! Haha! That tickles!!!Hahahahahahaha!!!Stop it!"

Yeah, I'm ticklish. So sue me.

Deidara smirked and brushed his hand against my ribs.

Haha! Please! Hahaha! Deidara, stop! Hahahaha! I'll, Haha! Give you your shirt back!

"So you admit it's my shirt, yeah?"

"Haha! Yes! Just stop! Hahaha!"

"Fine." Deidara stopped tickling me and waited for his shirt.

I pulled the shirt over my head threw it at Deidara and ran away giggling.

Deidara just rolled his eyes and continued to his room to finish getting dressed.

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I was thinking about doing another chapter for Deidara, since it wasn't exactly funny and I think my own fan girlish fantasies took over when writing this.

Any thoughts? Shameless hint for reviews