PART 2:
Metropolis
Lois leaned back on the leather seat as the limo drove down the city, while Chloe handed her a glass of champagne, "Honestly girls I can't believe you got a limo for tonight you really didn't have to do all of this." She said with a smile.
Dinah raised her brow, "You do realize it's only been an hour, the night hasn't even started."
She chuckled at them, "I'm sure I'll love whatever you have planned." After taking a sip of her champagne, Lois spoke up, "I was actually worried about tonight though."
Chloe looked at her, confused, "How come?"
She swallowed hard, embarrassed to even admit it, she huffed, "I'm scared the guys are gonna deflower Smallville to a stripper!" They all looked at her with a blank expression, she rolled her eyes, "I know it's stupid... but thinking of Clark getting a lap dance by another woman reminds me of when he told me of how he was compelled by a certain foxy magician who gave him a little show." She shook her head, "I swear if I find out Zatanna's at that party I'm gonna-"
"Lois seriously, these are the men we're talking about, stripper or not, you know Clark, he'll probably let the boys have their fun and just hang back thinking about you all night."
She rolled her eyes at Kara, "I want Clark to have a good time, it's his bachelor party and I trust him. But have you SEEN him?! Any stripper would come on to him. It's the naked bimbos I don't trust."
Chloe shook her head and came to sit beside her cousin, gripping her knee, "Lois you shouldn't worry so much like this. If you trust Clark enough then that should be the end of your worrying. Let the boys do their thing. Do you see me getting all worried about what Oliver might do? And he used to be the BIGGEST playboy. Now we're married and even if there are strippers I wouldn't mind that, cause I know him. By the end of the night you'll forget all about your worries and realize it was all for nothing." She winked at her.
Lois sighed and smiled, "You're right, this is my bachelorette party! At least I know I won't be doing anything crazy tonight." Chloe and Diana both looked at each other, trying to hide their smile with the rest of the girls to whom Lois didn't notice the change at all as she raised her glass, "To a not so crazy, but memorable night."
Lucy bit her cheek as she raised her glass along with everyone else, "To a memorable night."
As they took a sip of their drinks, they watch as Lois downs her champagne in one gulp, "Well someone's ready for a good time." Diana joked, as she brought out a pink gift bag from under the seat and handed it to Lois.
She eyed it suspiciously as she took it from her, "What's this?"
Dinah shrugged, "Oh just some accessories you need to wear for tonight."
"And you HAVE to wear them Lo. We know you're not a traditional bride-to-be but for the love of god just do this for us!" Chloe replied as Lois laughed to herself while rolling her eyes as she took out a large pink feather boa and a silver plastic tiara attached to a veil.
"Wow you girls never hold back, do you realize how tacky this is?"
Kara chuckled, "If you wanna have a good time you're gonna wear these."
"And Lo we all know how much you've fantasized about doing all of this one day so don't pretend like you hate it." Lucy teased while flinging the pink boa in her sister's face.
Lois chuckled as the girls ranted for her to put it on, "Alright! I'll keep these on!" She said with a grin and looked like a woman ready for a bachelorette night.
As they continued to drive, Lois started to open her presents, the first one was a packaged candy g-string, with candy flavored condoms. Lois narrowed her eyes at her sister, "Really Luc?"
Lucy shrugged innocently, "What? I figured Clark liked his sweets in bed... and I know you like cherry flavor so that's included in the package." Lois blushed bright red as the girls giggled.
Chloe hugged her cousin, "We're just teasing cous, lighten up this might frisk things up in the bedroom."
"Well I think they get frisky plenty of times... the hickey on her neck speaks for itself" Diana winked at Lois, while the girls giggled, "I didn't wanna mention it before but... dayyyumm Clark must be an animal."
She rolled her eyes at everyone as she blushed a bright red. Next was Chloe who handed Lois her gift, and as she opened it, she found handcuffs and a whip, "Oh my god just when I thought it couldn't get more embarrassing!" She laughed along with the girls this time as Lois put the cuffs around Chloe and giggled as she tried to get them off.
Kara raised her brow in amusement, "Wow they weren't kidding when they said they were the real thing, these are gonna be hard to get out of Lois good luck with that." Lois tried to hide her face as they all teased her some more.
The next presents were some vibrators, a Kama sutra book, perfume, and a large bottle of tequila to which Lois gasped. "Oh tequila my love, it's been too long." She was in dire need of a buzz to get out of the embarrassment of having to open those presents.
With that, Dinah took out shot glasses and poured everyone a glass. All the girls giggled as they poured themselves shots after shots and downed them as their night was about to begin.
Star City
The boys continued to play their game, while Oliver spoke up, "So Clark, you ready for married life?"
Clark shrugged, "Yeah I guess I am. But I don't see any difference it's gonna be. I mean it's pretty much like we're married anyways."
Bart snorted, "Yah that's cause you've been engaged forever." Clark squinted his eyes at him, while Bart placed his bet, "I see your 20, raise 50." He said as he tossed the chips in the middle.
Clark tilted his head at Bart, "You ever think about getting married Bart?"
He shrugged, "Nah not anytime soon, I'm enjoying my single life, I got muchachas from every country so far. I mean I thought Chloe was my soul mate, but she got taken from me." Bart smirked at Oliver.
Oliver shook his head at him, "What can I say Bart, you can't help who you fall for. Now quit fantasizing about my wife." Bart held up his hands in defeat.
Bruce turned to Clark, "So what are the girls up to tonight?"
Clark shrugged, "Lois just said they were going out for drinks, and they got her a couple presents..." Bruce and Oliver looked back at each other, to which Clark noticed, "What?"
Oliver tried to hide his smile, "Oh nothing... it's just I accidently walked in on Chloe and Diana wrapping their presents for your fiancé and lemme tell you Kent... you're gonna enjoy it." Clark bit the inside of his cheek, trying to hide his smug smile.
"You know she was actually worried about tonight before she left."
"About what? You'd think she'd be ecstatic to spend a night away from you" A.C joked.
Clark shook his head at him, "She was worried that this was gonna be a typical Bachelor party with a stripper and everything." They all fell silent as they looked at one another, while Clark narrowed his eyes at them, "There aren't gonna be any strippers tonight... right?"
Bart finally broke the silence, shifting in his seat, "Would an erotic dancer be counted as a stripper?"
Clark's rolled his eyes as Victor smacked Bart in the back of the head, "Idiot. That IS a stripper." Bart winced as he rubbed the back of his head.
Clark sighed, "You guys ordered a stripper?"
Oliver shrugged, "We didn't know what you wanted so we thought you'd want what any other typical bachelor party would have..." And he held up his hands in surrender, "But if you don't want one Boy Scout trust me I'd be HAPPY to cancel it. This was Bart's idea not mine."
Bart scoffed at him, "What the hell is wrong with you people, you don't wanna see a sexy mamacita get all hot and naked in front of you?"
"The only 'mamacita' I'd prefer dancing naked in front of me is my wife." Oliver said.
Clark winced, "I really didn't want to hear that." Oliver chuckled as he pulled out his phone to call off the stripper.
Bruce sighed, "You have no idea how relieved you made us all."
Bart scoffed, "Speak for yourself." That earned another smack in the head by Victor to which Clark chuckled at.
Oliver returned with his phone in his hand, "Good news Kent, no stripper for you tonight."
Clark nodded, while grinning, "Works for me, besides, I can get lap dances any night for free." The men howled of laughter as they continued to gamble their money away.
"So Kent you think you're gonna make it down the aisle this time with no interruptions? I mean the last time didn't work out well since Superman was called to stop a nuclear attack." Victor asked.
J'onn nodded, "Yeah and because of that we had to cancel the bachelor party and the wedding since it took a week to figure out it was Lex Luthor who initiated the threat."
Victor tilted his head, "Don't worry, we have the rest of the League making sure your wedding goes perfectly, I mean we made it to the bachelor party" He gestured towards the table, "Tomorrow's the rehearsal dinner and the day after's the big day... and Luthor's in jail now so no nuclear attacks this time."
"I hope so. I just don't wanna jinx it. You know how many other threats there are aside from Lex trying to destroy me and start a revolution. Something always gets in the way." He sighed, "But I don't care how long it takes for us to get married, I'll wait for as long as it takes to get it right."
"Well don't expect us to throw you another bachelor party these Cubans aint cheap." Bruce said as he lit up another one.
Smirking, Clark replied, "Oh don't worry Wayne, I don't expect you to afford much when I clean you out." All the boys howled with laughter as Bruce kept a cool face.
"We'll see about that Wonder boy."
"You ever talk about marriage with Diana?" J'onn asked Bruce.
Clearing his throat, Bruce shifted in his seat and replied, "I don't really think we're at that stage in our relationship yet. We haven't even moved in together."
J'onn shrugged, "But idealistically, can you see yourself being with her in the long run? I mean it's been a whole year already now..."
Tilting his head to the side, looking down at his cards, Bruce took a puff of his cigar, "Honestly, Diana is one of a kind, I'd be lucky if she stuck around for the long run... but I'm not holding my breath." Clark looked at Bruce sympathetically, given that the women of his past never seemed to stay by his side like Lois has with him all these years. There was always something keeping Bruce apart from the women in his life... and Clark knew that there was one particular 'cat' woman before Diana came into his life that Bruce never truly forgot.
"I actually wonder what the girls have planned for Lois tonight..." A.C wondered.
Clark shrugged, "Probably something laid back like us..."
