A/N: Hi everyone, so I just realized (well actually it was right after I posted the prologue) that I didn't give you any kind of info. right at the beginning so you guys would understand the story better, so I'm gonna do that right now, if most of you haven't already looked it up, anyway everything comes from the internet so this are not exactly my words:
Tsundere: refers to a character who "runs hot and cold" alternating between two distinct moods; tsun-tsun (aloof or irritated) and dere-dere (lovestruck). Characters who began with a harsh outgoing personality, but slowly revealed a soft and vulnerable interior over time.
Yandere: a character romantically obsessed with someone to the point of using violent means to get them in their arms.
Moe: characters who are always lovely, innocent, childish and obviously cute or hot/sexy.
I think this is mostly what you guys need to know, those are just brief explanations but you can look for more on your own if you want. Also let me know if there's anything else you'd wish to know. Now go on read, hope you like it.
Analyzing the Scenario.
"Okay, okay, I might have overdone it a little, I mean, I talked about a lot of people and didn't explain anything.
Well, I'm not going to explain all those people anyway cause I don't care about them, but the one I am going to talk about is my new target, Nanoha Takamachi.
Nanoha Takamachi, Nanoha for friends and White Devil for those who're not so much, is a girl like any other who arrived at my school during the first year of high school, her hair looks red when exposed to the sun and her eyes are blue, something rare among the Japanese, most of them are small, yellow, with usually dark hair and eyes… I don't even know how I dare say this, I'm also Japanese, born and raised here, with the only difference that I am from Italian decent and look obviously unlike most…
Anyway, going back to Nanoha Takamachi, I didn't see much of her during the first year since, honestly, from the moment she arrived and introduced herself, I don't remember anything until halfway through the second year when she ended up sitting next to me.
So starting from there, I can say that my time sitting with Nanoha was one of the funniest I can remember, Nanoha had an incredible ease to get angry and make such funny faces that I couldn't stop watching. We could say that one of my daily hobbies was to mess with her, to the point that every day before coming to school I would think about things to say to her so she would show me that face I liked so much… okay, not so much, in fact I never really thought of anything in the morning.
But what is true, is that the activity of messing with Nanoha became something so frequent that it turned into an unconscious act and to be honest, it ended up making her so angry that she would either, stop talking to me during the whole day or hit me in the arm in a not so subtly way.
So I was really surprised when, just at the beginning of the third year and when the teacher had said we could sit wherever we wanted, that I found Nanoha by my side once again.
"Umm… Nanoha, what are you doing here?" that's what I asked her, at that moment I thought that she must be some kind of masochist for wanting to sit next to me knowing that I would obviously bother her. But it seemed that with my question she had just come to notice the magnitude of her actions and started looking everywhere for an empty seat… bad idea, they were all taken…
"Look, I didn't want to sit next to you, I just wanted to be near Hayate," Hayate is a friend of both of us. "And it turns out, I didn't notice you were on the other side." … now that I think about it, that was such a horrible tsundere excuse, I can't believe I was so blind.
Staying a little longer on this reasoning, I remember that if she would have wanted, she could have sat in the seat that was behind and still be close enough to Hayate to gossip with her during class, which proves that deep down she wanted to sit where she sat in the first place… these girls are so interesting.
In the end, I ended next to the window, to the left of Nanoha, Hayate on her right, Arisa and Suzuka were in front of us and next to them, Yuuno. This is the pack of humans that I have as friends, good people, I won't deny it…
How I became friends with these people is relatively easy, we went to the same school and talked. They are those typical school friends who at the end of your school days will still remain for a lifetime, much more reliable than the people you can meet in college and a thousand times less competitive than the people at work.
These are the people with whom Nanoha interacts every day, her reactions are different with each one and every single one of them is important, if you're planning on training a tsundere…
We can say that the person with whom she gets along best is with Hayate Yagami, this hyperactive girl born to be a professional swindler or the leader of a Hollywood showbiz TV show, she knows every rumor there is and the one she doesn't, she makes up. She's related to the Wolkenritter family in who knows what way, she has never wanted to say and Signum won't tell me either. What I think, is that they're some kind of mafia related to Hayate's uncle, that's for sure, I mean, the girl lives alone and she's practically a millionaire, that can't be normal.
Even so, Hayate only messes with those who are not her friends, with Nanoha and the others she's quite friendly, always with that look of "I know what you did last summer". She likes to read and is an undercover freak obsessed with cosplay, not that I blame her, many of us are undercover freaks in this country…
Then we have Suzuka Tsukimira, bookworm, millionaire, has more cats than a crazy old lady and drinks English tea, a princess taken out of a nineteenth century nobility tale. I'm sure she'll end up married to someone out of convenience and then she'll commit suicide as a form of rebellion against the constant slavery of her life that her father imposed on her… nah, lie, she has never complaint about her life and enjoys sharing her fortune with the needy. She befriended Nanoha because they're both fans of that novel about sparkling vampires written by someone who I will not name for copyrights issues. The two would count the remaining days until the movies came out, torturing Hayate and Arisa, who practically pulled their hair out every time Nanoha and Suzuka got into their "Obsessive and Compulsive Fan for No Apparent Reason Mode."
And now that I've mentioned her, it's time to talk about Arisa Bannigs, she's a millionaire tsundere who I didn't train or anything, she arrived like that on her own since birth and I found her because I probably was a very good person in my previous life. Her father owns a video games company and I… I love Arisa and Arisa's contacts, more precisely the games that Arisa's contacts give Arisa and that she then invites me to play in her huge house with a huge screen with awesome sound effects and butler included…
Moral of the day… have millionaire friends.
The only one left is Yuuno Scrya, but I don't want to analyze him cause, let's say, we have a somehow embarrassing history, well it doesn't matter, he isn't even that close to Nanoha…
The environment in which Nanoha operates is precisely, the school, thanks to Hayate I know that her family owns a bakery where she works when she needs money.
Nanoha is a good girl, good student like any tsundere – yes, Arisa and Teana are good students too – she takes notes in class and underlines the important things in books, unlike me who uses most of the time in class to draw or look out the window imagining how good it would be to fly through the sky with a scythe and catch the bad guys…
She has a tendency for the Humanistic Field, likes to write and spends most of her time writing things that she never shows me because she says I'll bother her, which is true.
And this, my friends, is all I know about Nanoha Takamachi. With this meager amount of info, I can't even train a bug, which is why from now on, all my attention will be directed to this girl."
"Testarossa, you called me at three in the morning just to tell me that damn speech?" said the voice not so friendly of my dear friend Signum.
"Signum, you could always be a good friend and give me some moral support." It's not like you have more important things to do anyway.
"Go to hell, I have to get up in four hours to go to college and you pop out of nowhere to come up with this nonsense." Well, maybe you do have important things to do.
"But Signum, with whom am I supposed to discuss my plan of action then?"
"Go bother Hayate, she's a freak just like you."
"I can't tell Hayate!" Of course I can't, I need Nanoha to keep behaving naturally, if Hayate finds out about my intentions she'll surely tell Nanoha and then…
"I'm hanging up…"
"NO! Wait! SIGNUM!"… She hung up… ah, well it doesn't matter, I don't need her, I have a lot to plan…
Despite having slept only two hours, I must say I feel splendid, that myth of needing to sleep eight hours a day is for babies.
My day starts quite early, at six o'clock I have to get up to use the bathroom and take a shower, after I come out, I go to the kitchen where my mother is making breakfast; then Chrono gets up, the three of us have breakfast together and at sever Linith appears to take me to school.
Now, don't give that thing of "You're seventeen years old, why the hell do you take the school bus?" well, I have my reasons. Have you ever been on the subway in Japan? Have you ever been touched by a pervert during the rush hour? Have you ever passed out in the middle of a busy station and have been taken to a shabby hospital? No? Me neither, but I have no intentions on making it happen so I'd rather go in the comfort of a small school bus in the morning surrounded by kids who are either sleeping or playing… although in the afternoon I go home alone in the public bus, of course that at that time everything is emptier.
As always, Linith appeared at seven o'clock, I got in and found my failed project already there, Vita Wolkenritter, from whom I received a grunt in greeting; it was expected, Vita doesn't like getting up early, she's the first one to get picked up since the Wolkenritter live in the land of far far away and therefore she's always so grumpy in the mornings… it's also my fault for not training her as I should have, but I won't take responsibility until I'm over 18.
After me, the bus picks up a few kids, then Teana – who says she continues to use the bus for the same matter of comfort, but it's totally obvious that she does it because Subaru does it too – then there's Caro, with whom I like to talk to get my daily dose of moe, another bunch of kids and finally, Subaru.
Sometimes we pick up Erio, when his parents can't take him to school…
Amid the collection of minors, when Caro wasn't talking to me or when Subaru wasn't annoying Teana, I had enough time to organize in my head the procedure I would use to train Nanoha Takamachi.
Getting a Tsundere from Nanoha would be one of the most difficult tasks I would ever face, I had two obstacles that made things difficult; time and age.
If in the eight months that I have left, I didn't leave Nanoha tsundere enough, it was quite possible that all my efforts would be lost by the end of the year because then Nanoha's habits would adapt to a college life, then to a job, perhaps a family… and a Tsundere is no longer purely Tsundere by the time they are ready to start a family.
Anyway, I got to school early as usual, I sat in my seat next to the window like every day and waited patiently for Nanoha to arrive.
Tsundere Training, Phase 1, Day 1, is about to begin!
"Nanoha-chan has caught a cold, so she'll be absent the next three days."
GOD DAMN IT!
A/N: Yay, so that was the second/first chapter. The last sentence was way funnier in spanish but I couldn't quite find a good translation for it (not like it could be translated in the first place) so that's as good as I could make it, as I said before the vocad is gonna be a bit problematic in this story, but anyway, I know that not many things are happening right now, but they'll start on the next chapter then we'll get some action going. So yeah, thanks for reading, hope you liked it, and please review. :)