A/N: I just chucked my favorite sock out of the window. Whoo, I'm so impulsive. NEVA KNOW WHAT'S NEXT, DO YA?!
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The First Hour
"Phew, close one." Falco sighed in relief as he drove the car around the corner. Ness was riding shotgun. Yoshi was behind Falco and Ganondorf was behind Ness.
"Dammit Yoshi, you completely screwed us all!" Ness turned his blazing eyes to the dino, who was busy with his DS. "You always mess things up! You suck!"
"Your FACE sucks!" Yoshi closed his DS and focused his attention on reflecting Ness's insults.
"You're ugly!" Ness fired.
"Your FACE is ugly!"
"You smell like koopa crap!"
"Your FACE smells like koopa crap!"
"I hate you!"
"Your FACE hates you!"
"WOOO! Good one Yoshay!" Ganondork joined in.
"I hope you die!"
"I hope your FACE dies!"
Ness squirmed, he knew that he was losing the battle. "Falcoooo..." He turned to Falco, who was just now driving onto the free way. "Make him stop! He's annoying!"
"Your FACE is annoying!" Yoshi crossed the line. He smiled smugly at Ness.
"Don't make me come back there and thunk you, because I WILL!" The boy threatened. Ness unbuckled his seat belt and began to climb out of his chair. Falco decided that thunking was going too far. He ended the fight by pulling Ness down by the ear and rolling his seat back to crush Yoshi. The two were done.
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The Second Hour
"Hey, Falco..." Ness began, staring curiously at a sticker stuck to the outside of the windshield.
"Yeah?" He replied, not taking his eyes off of the road.
"What does elibompimP s'dnaH retsaM mean?"
"... What?"
"It's what this sticker says..."
"What sticker?"
"Um, I dunno, Possibly the one my finger is on? The only sticker in the car?"
"Don't be a smartass Ne- Oh my Lord." Falco's beak dropped open.
"W-what?" Ness stared back at him.
"Master Hand's Pimpmobile... This isn't the car we rented."
Ness raised his eyebrow and looked over at Falco. "Okay. One, that's a retard name. Two... He's a hand... with his own car... Which raises further points I dare not go into. Three, you didn't notice this before?!" Ness was amazed by Falco's idiocy. Falco just shook his head and returned his attention to the road.
"Whatever man, we're already busted anyways." He replied, recalling shooting a hole in the ceiling.
"Hey look!" Ness clicked the glove compartment open. "Glove magazines!" He giggled, and flipped the magazine open. "This is so dorky man, I mean--" Ness stopped, his face freezing. He stayed that way for a few minutes. His eyes remained locked on the magazine until he closed them tightly. Slowly but surely, Ness gently closed the magazine and slid it back into the glove compartment. He then clicked it shut and placed his hands on his lap.
"Master Hand is demented." Was all he had to say.