The Idiots Treasury.
10 WAYS TO MISUSE:
SAPHIRA:
Alarm clock
Mace
Horse
Knife sharpener.
Little sister basher (though I wouldn't call it MISUSE…)
Pin cushion
Giant blueberry
A hill to roll down. (ouch)
A cigarette lighter
A portable Fire starter
ZAR'ROC
Vaulting pole
Walking stick
Tuning fork
Knife Sharpener
Body dissection knife
Little sister's pillow (not a bad idea…)
Dinner knife
Welcoming mat. (not recommended if you want guests)
Horse whip
Sword Swallowing
ARYA'S TEMPER
Steal anything from her
Tell her she got off at the wrong stop, Santa's house is THAT way!
Call her and a high Eragon together
Point out that Foalin is dead.
Point to the picture of Endevar/Foalin and call him ugly.
Ask her if she wears leather, what did she do with the cow it came from
Ask why if Elves value peace so much, do they train to fight, and fight in wars.
Tell her to brighten up; the world isn't ending, yet…
Ask her what the blood-oath celebration, and every time she finishes explaining it, say "SORRY! COULDN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Ask why Foalin made her the 'black blossomy' thing