Snively goes back to Robotnik's lair. There, Robotnik has captured Sonic and has hanged him by his arms and legs.
"You're late! Where the fu- were you!" he yelled at his nephew's face.
"Sir, I wanted to tell you that I did something to Sally that I thought would make me more useful." he said.
"Really? What did you do?" he said in a grouchy voice.
"You'll never get away with this, RoBUTTnik!" Sonic said trying to free himself, but failing.
"Shut up!" said RoBUTTnik. (lol XD) "And you! The narrator of this fanfic, don't make fun of my name either!" he said, breaking the fourth wall.
"Sir, why'd you have to break the fourth wall?" said Snively.
"Just tell me what you did to Sally that would make you 'useful'". Said Robotnik, putting air quotes around 'useful'.
"All right. Here's what I did..." began Snively.
Meanwhile back at the Great Forest, Sally's big butt farted more big ones, causing all the wildlife behind her to wilt, rot and die out.
"I told y'all not to eat that funny looking acorn Sally! Now you're destroying the environment! We gotta get'cha to the hospital, fast!" Bunnie said, Sally farting the whole time.
"I'm really sorry, Bunnie! But I couldn't help myself! And now I can't help myself!" Sally said, letting out another loud 10 second poot that was actually louder than a tuba and foghorn combined, causing all the trees behind her to fall down and catch fire.
"We gotta get'cha out of here, now!" Bunnie grabbed Sally's hand and ran to Knothole village as Sally pooted and tooted with every step she took. Each one being loud, smelly and strong enough to knock down the trees nearby.
Meanwhile, back at Robotnik's lair:
"So you're telling me that you put out an acorn for Sally to eat, and you tell me that this acorn will poison her and kill her?" Robotnik said.
"Yes sir." said Snively, shivering and afraid he'll get yelled at again. But instead, Robotnik said:
"Good work, nephew! You can be useful after all!" the evil doctor patted him on the head. "With the princess of Mobius gone, I'm one step closer to finally taking over Mobius!"
"But you were defeated and put out in the last episode of the show!" Sonic said, still hanged.
"SHUT UP!" the doctor yelled at Sonic. "I'm back now and there's nothing you can do about it!" he said.
"You can't make me shut up! And what have you done to Sally!" he said. Snively took one of his socks and shoved it into Sonic's mouth. "Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmMMM!" was all he could say.
"None of your business, stupid hedgehog!" he said.
"Snively! I want you to bring Sally over here now! It will amuse me to see her die in front of Sonic. Then the world of Mobius will be mine!" he said, laughing evilly afterwards.
"MMMMMMMMMM!" said Sonic with a sock still lodged in his mouth.
"Yes sir!" Snively said with his hand to his forehead like an obedient soldier. Then he went out to find Sally and her big, sexy, and very gassy butt.