Chapter 2
Thomas Edisonis in The Maze with Minho
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Isaac Newton: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL GUYS! GET YOUR BUTTS OF FACEBOOK AND BACK ONTO MAPPING A WAY OUT OF HERE YOU SHUCKFACES! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH LIKE THIS! BLOODY HELL I'M STRESSED OUT. JUST GET BACK TO YOUR JOBS AND GET AROUND TO SAVING US OR I WILL BANISH YOUR SORRY ASSES! Minho HOW COULD YOU LET THOMAS PUT HIMSELF IN SO MUCH DANGER! YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU GET BACK TO THE GLADE! (not really… please come back to the glade… please Tommy please) See you shanks later byeee. :-*
Leo Valdez: "Calm it Mama Newt, you know children all grow up eventually, you just have to just learn to live with it" (54 LIKES)
Isaac Newton: "Mama Newt… MAMA NEWT….. DID YOU JUST CALL ME MAMA NEWT? WHY I'M GOING REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND BREAK YOUR SHUCK NECK YOU LITTLE SLINTHEAD I'M GOING TO KI-"
Galileo: "Uh oh you made him angry and you do not want him angry at you, I can tell you!"
Leo Valdez: "Had much experience with that have you Gally?"
Galileo: ":-( "
Galileo: "Trust me though it is bad to get Mama Newt on your bad side
Isaac Newton: "YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I AM STILL HERE AND IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS MAMA NEWT STUFF OR I WILL GROUND ALL OF YOU EVEN IF YOU LIVE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF WORLD. I MAY NORMALLY BE KIND TO ALL YOU SLINTHEADED BABIES BUT IF YOU KEEP UP THIS NICK NAME I WILL BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHUCK OUT OF YOU! Min-Min back me up here"
Percy Jackson: "Errr Newt? Minho left like ages ago and also Min-Min really? I mean calling my girlfriend Wise Girl is alright but Min-Min? Are you two together and is he like Daddy Min-Min? Do all the other Gladers look up to you? Are you like-"
Annabeth Chase: "Sorry he's ADHD he gets distracted and kind of rambles on a lot"
Percy Jackson: "–completely happy together? Cause I have two gay friends and if you need any help then you could always ask-"
Jason Grace: "Annabeth remember we're all ADHD, its part of being a demigod"
Percy Jackson: "-them and I'm sure they'd be happy to tell you, well at least one of them would. They are like complete opposites one being a son of Hades and the other is a son of Apollo so-"
Piper Mclean: But Leo is defiantly the most ADHD out of all of us no competition
Percy Jackson: "-one is all doom and gloom while the other is sun and healing so they have their arguments but they such a lovely couple. Nico the son of Hades actually-"
Frank Zhang: "You could say that again"
Percy Jackson: "- had a crush on me but a few months ago he told me I wasn't his type, I mean what does that even mean? It was kind of strange because I always saw him as my little brother and-"
Jason Grace: "But Percy comes a close second"
Galileo: Actually Minho is Papa Minho, Alby is thy Grand-Daddy Alby and I am Uncle Gally. I know that Newt is all over protective mama and Minho is like these kids need more than a stern talking too and Alby is all like obey me but I'm NOT your friend where as I am more the playing it cool guy. To be fair Minho is also king of sass.
Leo da Man: What? Guys!
Leo da Man: Why are you all writing in such…
Leo da Man: Long…
Leo da Man: Sentences? ...
Min-Min: Home sweet gl-
Min-Min: Who the shuck changed my name?
Min-Min: Newtie did you do this?
Mama Noot: That's it. All the Glader babies are grounded and the rest of you just WAIT…
Persasseus: I am the actual king of sass. My name states so… wait I didn't change this?
Tommy: Right that's IS IT! ONLY NEWT CALLS ME TOMMY! TO THE REST OF YOU IT'S A TWO SYLABLE WORD… THOM-AS. SIMPLE AS PIE.
Owl Head: Gods you are all so stupid. How do I put up with you?
Persasseus: Cause you loooove me ;-)
Owl Head: Any way a few things to point out. One, Tommy is a two syllable word so using that as a way to get people to stop calling Tommy isn't a valid way. Two, the expression is 'simple as Pi' even Leo knew that and three, Leo turn my name back or tomorrow you find yourself in the Aphrodite cabin with a make over and all your manuals on how to look after Festus floating in the middle of the sea. Sound fair?
Leo da Man: Awww how did you know?
Owl head: : You had already changed your name before and you were the only person whose name didn't your name later so it is only logical to assume that it…was….YOU
Leo da Man: Party Pooper and I did change my name
Leo da Man: I changed my name from 'Leo Valdez' to 'Leo da Man'. I just changed before all of you so HA
Hazel Levesque: Yeah to 'Leo da Man' because that makes everyone believe it wasn't you. Honestly you aren't very good at this are you?
Leo da Man: L
Mama Noot: you shuck faced Slinthead. You change mine, Min-Min and Tommy's names back RIGHT NOW OR I WILL COME THROUGH THIS PHONE, INTO YOU'RE COMPUTER AND BANISH YOUR BUTTS TO THE GRIEVERS- I WILL DRAG YOU BACK THROUGH THEM IF NESSACERY. I WILL SLOWLY MURDER YOU AS ONLY I CAN CALL MIN-MIN, MIN-MIN AND TOMMY, TOMMY. IF YOU EVER DO THIS AGAIN I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!
Min-min: Whoa Newtie what's wrong? It's alright I am back from the maze… we were fine and I think he gets the message. We haven't even met him. He is probably just having a laugh. What's the matter… tell me everything…?