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Story : Chicago
Summary : At last the group is free of New York and taking a vacation to – Chicago.
Pairing : EO
Disclaimer : tee hee...
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Olivia sat up in her bed, with her arms around her knees. Elliot watched her nervously, not knowing what was about to ensue. She looked over at him and rubbed her forehead gently.
"Why did you invite her ?" she finally said.
"I didn't invite her, she must have heard us talking after the phone didn't hang up" he explained to her. He was finding it hard to resist her. Her hair pulled into a messy bun, and her glasses. His eyes ventured down to her breasts.
"Whatever, just letting you know, next time I see her – I'm beating her ass" Olivia said, noticing that she no longer had her boyfriend's attention.
"Hmm ?"
"Fuck you !" Olivia said, becoming extremely angry with Elliot. Cuddling up with his ex-wife, and now paying no attention to her. She threw the covers over her body and scooted away from Elliot.
"Via..." he moaned, damn him !. She was using his newest nickname for her. She couldn't resist his voice. Especially at night.
"El, no, I'm mad at you" she moaned as his hands roamed over her body. He pulled her by her hips toward him. He smirked, kissed her shoulders and wrapped his arms around her hips.
"Don't be like that, baby" He said bringing his hands under her breasts. She rested her hand over his. Damn it ! She was giving in to him, by giving it to him.
"Damn" she groaned, turning her face to him.
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The Night Before Chicago...
Olivia waddled into her kitchen, watching Elliot grin smugly.
He began to chuckle lightly "I tore it up, didn't I ?" he said leaning back onto the chair. She glared at him coldly and opened the refrigerator.
He came up behind her and buried his face in her neck. She bent over slyly, to "further examine the refrigerator". He smiled and brought her bottom closer to him. She laughed and grinded into him. He grinned and smacked her bottom lightly.
"Let me go get these plane tickets before I tear it up again" he said gathering his keys off the table.
"M'kay" she said kissing him on the lips and bringing orange juice out of the refrigerator.
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"Casey, why is this bikini so ... skimpy ?" Olivia said, holding up a blue bikini. Casey was going to be staying overnight at Olivia's since she was hopeless at waking up on time for things that were anticipated. Olivia's ability to sense time like a human alarm clock was much needed.
"In case I need to break a move in Chi-Town" she stated throwing her bikini back in her suitcase.
"It's bust a move, dear" Olivia said, penguin walking over to the couch.
"I'm clumsy" Casey stressed.
"So ... how are you and El ?" Casey asked diverting her attention to Olivia sitting next to her on the couch.
"Fine, didn't you see me walking ?" Olivia said resting her arm on the couch's.
"You're so wimpy" Casey told her, biting into an apple.
"Where in the hell did you get an apple from ?" Olivia questioned, before the doorbell rang.
"Please chew louder" Olivia rolled her eyes, opening the door.
"Kathy ? What are you doing with those suitcases ?".
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Elliot, Olivia, Casey, Munch, Fin and sadly Kathy sat in the airport's seating room, ready to board the plane.
"Why exactly are you here, Kathy ?" Olivia spat, resting her head in her hand.
"My flight to Virginia to see my mom was canceled, and since I was invited to Chicago, I still have a valid ticket ! Why waste it ?" she said cheerily.
"Yeah ! How about that" Olivia said in mock cheerfulness. Too bad she was a cop. Kathy's blue eyes kept leading themselves to Elliot's package.
"Be nice Via, baby" Elliot whispered in her ear. She glared at Kathy.
"I want to be friends with you, Liv, there's no competition between us, right ? I mean, it's not like you and Elliot are together, you know ?" she said smiling.
"I want to punch you in your face" she mumbled, under her breath.
"What was that, Via ?" she asked her. She didn't like the way she said her name. Olivia felt as if she were about to boil over with anger.
"Nothing of importance" she answered. It's important if she wants to keep her face.
"Now boarding the plane to Chicago" a woman's voice came over the loudspeaker.(I have no idea what they actually say.)
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"So, Liv, how IS your dating life" Kathy asked, she sat across from her and Elliot. She already knows they're dating, She thinks she's clever. But she's not.
"Just great ! I met the most perfect man" Olivia told her smirking, as she and Elliot shared a loving gaze. This angered Kathy. And Olivia loved it. She felt like she was in eighth grade, fighting over the hottest guy in the classroom. It was immature, but fun.
"Tell me about him" she said.
"He has the sexiest blue eyes you'll ever see, brown hair, and he's Irish, he was married to this blonde bitch once, oh and he has the biggest d-" Olivia said gripping Elliot's knee and being cut off by Kathy.
"Olivia, aren't you hungry ! I mean, you have to be ! Look at you ! No harm intended" Kathy said signaling for the stewardess.
"Oh yeah, Kathy are you ? I mean, how could you be ? Look at you. No harm intended" Olivia giggled sweetly.
"Look, Benson, I know you two are together, so cut the crap ! Kathy exclaimed. Olivia looked around to make sure the gang hadn't heard them. Thank the Lord Casey was pretty much deaf. And Munch was listening to Conspiracy Theories on Tape : Just who is the Secret Service. Fin, was pretty much aware.
"Then why are you doing all of this crap ?" Olivia shouted.
:"Because, Olivia, I – I "
She sounded sincere, And Olivia was willing to compromise with her, It's not like she was trying to sabotage her. She probably just missed Elliot, who sat next to her, possibly enjoying this whole thing.He hadn't opened up once.
"I think you're a slut, you practically slept with everyone in your squad, no one wants you ! Not even your own damn mother" Kathy laughed.
"You're out of line" Elliot stepped in. Finally.
"I can handle this" Olivia said narrowing her eyes at Kathy.
Olivia got up from her seat., "When I come back, you be gone !" Olivia scowled at her.
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"Casey, I'm about to kill her" Olivia sat down next to Casey.
"What happened" Casey asked, solemnly.
"She hit below the belt" Olivia told her, rubbing her temples softly.
"I'm with you, hon" she responded.
"Could you come sit in the seat across from Elliot and I ?" Olivia suggested.
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Olivia and Casey came to the back of the plane. Kathy had moved herself in her spot. She had her head rested against his arm. He couldn't do too much, he was asleep.
"Move" Olivia belted out.
"Free country" Kathy replied immaturely.
"Move" Olivia repeated sternly.
"Why don't you go fuck the pilot ?"
Olivia had become enraged and lost control of herself. She smacked Kathy in her face. She could feel her face stinging. "You bitch !" Kathy said standing up, trying to stand in front of her.
"Liv !" Casey said, sitting her down on the seat across from Elliot. "Calm down" Olivia said.
"Kathy, you can go sit in my seat, please just leave" Casey pleaded with her.
Elliot was in a half shock coma, Olivia just smacked Kathy, he thought. He was still sleepy. But concerned.
"Are you two okay ?" He asked taking Olivia's hand in his.
"I'm calm, I feel much better now" Olivia said, a smile playing on her lips. Kathy ... meet my dark side.
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(Lord this is invigorating to write.)
Yeah, I'm posting this REALLY late at night, and I'm tired. So, if it's off ... blame insomnia. Yes, I realize I made Olivia smack Kathy, so don't flame me saying stupid stuff. I would love to see Olivia smack Kathy. I made Kathy a bitch for a purpose. My brother is watching re-runs of SVU. And getting real nasty and descriptive about Olivia. And I'm going to use the last of my energy to go get my, dad.
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P.S – While I was writing this – I noticed that I'm a really shabby writer, I used said like 324 times. I'm at a loss of words. I'm sorry about that. I'm not too good at descriptions.