Xiggy
Is Dem's nickname for me, and he's
Got a growing need to call me that while he
Blabbers on 'bout
All of the
Rarely nice things that
Larxene's done to him.
Oh, Larxene. She's always
On someone's nerves. I bet she
Kicks
Silly,
Little,
Innocent puppies right in the
Kisser, AND I bet this doesn't
Exclude
Any
Pathetic lil' kid that's
In the wrong place at just the
Right time for her to
Act really,
Truly nice and, then, totally
Eradicate them
With her malicious ways. Also, whatever dumb things ya heard 'bout me,
I can definitely disprove
Them. I'm not stupid, and I don't
Have
A flowery hat that I wear 'round the castle, and I'm NOT obsessed with
Guns, and I
Undoubtedly, do
NOT look like a pirate!