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(And I continue some more, just 'cos this is way too fun to write. Gotta love the chick who said this fic sucked. Tell it like it is, sistah! This is what happens when you get a slightly mediocre beta reader that doesn't watch Gilmore Girls. Or doesn't actually go outside of their home. In fact, this beta reader happens to be in federal custody and is currently being guarded by several prison men who ironically do not watch Gilmore Girls, either. This was hell to write this, by the way. I had to go to a Backstreet Boys Lyric site, but I assure you I shaded my eyes as I did so, and may have cracked my speakers as an obnoxiously loud midi came on the bright pink screen with aqua and yellow writing.)
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Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own sexy Tristin. (Nellie's note: Haha! That's because I do, you idiot Ashley Bubbley Cuteness Sugary Angel Cutie Pie. )

Rory was convulsing. "My heart huts tristin!" she yelled loudly as mr.medina kicked sorry asshes out of room 213220 where mr medina and the rest of the class were in shock even though Mr. Medina had kicked them out and so he shouldn't be in shock because he sent them out. (AN: duh~*~*~)

"Oh my love it is all right! We will run away together and make a living of love and a petting zoo,"

Rory snapped her head up suddenly. Her eyes were sparkley. "You think I'm ur love? Oh, I haven't been very nice to you this past two seasons but I would just like to say that I luv you too now. I just decided that because my heart is is twanging like a country banjo. Oh! This reminds me of a song I really really like. I would like to sing it to you now."

They looked deeply into each others eyes. Deep. Deepply.

"Sing it, baby, sing it!" he whispered. Huskily.

"On a lonely highway stuck out in the rain
Darlin' all I have to do, is speak your name
The clouds roll back and the waters part
The sun starts shinin' in my heart for you
Your right there in everything I do..."

His heart swelled. His head was dizzzy. "Oh my love your voice is like honey! You are my honey!"

(An: isnt that so sweet? my beeta reader suggested it. Thank you lars!)

"Oh that is so sweet tristin!" she cried out delightedly.

Suddenly a voice came onto the loudspeaker.

"hello would tristan and rory please come down to the office the principal wants to talk to you about being kicked out"

"Okay!" Rory exclaimed. "C'mon Tristan let's go!"

to my bed she thought to herself. *giggles*

They came to the office. They opened the door. They walked inside. Their shoulders were slumped.

(an: this is really sad. I don't want them to be expelled so i think I'm going to have them go to a big dance party.)

"Ah, Mr. DuGrey and Miss. Gilmore. My two favorite troublemakers," boomed a large voice.

Rory was scared. Tristan held her hand. She smiled sweetly at him. "Lets go" he told her.

(an: I feel this is a good time for a Backstreet Boys song.)

Open up your heart to me
And say what's on your mind, oh yes
I know that we have been through so much pain
But I still need you in my life this time

And I need you tonight
I need you right now
I know deep within my heart
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right
I really need you tonight

I figured out what to say to you
But sometimes the words they, they come out so wrong, always they do
And I know in time that you will understand
That what we have is so right this time

And I need you tonight
I need you right now
I know deep within my heart
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right

All those endless times we tried to make it last forever more
And baby I know
I need you
I know deep within my heart
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right
I really need you, oh

I need you tonight (I need you, oh I need you baby)
I need you right now (It's gotta be this, it's gotta be this)
I know deep within my heart
No, it doesn't matter if it's wrong or it's right
All I know is baby
I really need you tonight

Here we are
In the arms of one another
And we still go on searching for each other
Knowing that hate is wrong
And love is right
For us tonight
When I look into your Spanish eyes
I know the reason why I am alive
And the world is so beautiful tonight

Chorus:
It's a place I've never been
And it comes from deep within
And it's telling me
That I'm about to win first prize
Knowing all I have to do
Is reach out my hand to you
Anytime I want to look into your Spanish eyes

Let it be if we're nothing more than dreamers
Who believe that we see no one between us
How can they be in my heart
And in my mind
When all I can find
When I look into your Spanish eyes
I know the reason why I am alive
And the world is so beautiful tonight

Chorus

I loved you from a distance
Thought I couldn't reach that far
I can't believe how close that we are
When I look into your Spanish eyes
I know the reason why I am alive
And the world is so beautiful tonight

Baby it's the way you make me
Kinda get me go crazy
Never wanna stop
It's gotta be you (uh huh, uh huh)

I can't control it anymore
I've never felt like this before
Mmm, you really make me lose my head
My hungry heart must be fed (uh huh, uh huh)

Baby it's the way you make me
Kinda get me go crazy
Never wanna stop

Chorus:
It's gotta be you (uh huh, uh huh)
All the way
It's gotta be you (uh huh, uh huh)
Everyday
I promise you I will be true, yeah
It's only you

Now I know why I was born
You feel my feelings one by one
Can't see the world I'm walking through
Cuz baby I see only you, oh yeah

Baby it's the way you make me
Kinda get me go crazy
Never wanna stop

Chorus

Baby it's the way you make me
Kinda get me go crazy
Never wanna stop

And you know
I can't see the world I'm walking through
Cuz of you, yeah...
It's gotta be you, all the way
All that I ever wanted
It's gotta be you, I will be true, yeah
It's only you

(AN: actually, i thought three would be better. there so sweet!)

"Mr. Principal (author's note: I don't know his name)," Rory sighed exasperatededlyly.

"I did not do anything wrong"

"That's right" tristan exclaimed! shaking his voluminous hair. "she is innocent like an angle!"

"I'm sure she is," Principal Man said dryly. Ly.

"But all she was doing is talk!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhh. Okay Rory you can stay in school now that Tristin told me the truth!!"

"Yay!" exclaimed Rory and dashed out of the office quickly, her hair swinging with quickly out behind her.

"Whaddabout me" Tristan chocked.

"I don't know," he said dryly. "Community service, most likely."

"But I do not like the dirt. The dirt is not my friend."

(an: ha ha! that is funny!)

The school day ended, and Rory rushed to her locker very quickly, grabbing her books and flinging them into her bag disdained. "Stupid stupid Tristin! Why do I feel like this? Deep inside I know I feel so much! The shape of my heart is the shape of Tristin! Which would make my heart sexy! Oh, my love, why must I hurt you so? But no! I cannot love Tristin! Bad bad girl! Stop thinking about Tristin and his hot hair. Ooooh. His hair. Bad Rory!" she slapped herself. "Good Rory! Tristin is ugly and you so know that you don't think about his cute butt. What, his butt is not cute! I'm such a dork!" she tittered, speaking very loudly to herself. "Tristin is not sexy! You do not think he's sexy! In the bottom of my broken heart I know that he is not sexy! Or is he sexy!"

"whose sexy" a sexy voice muttered lowly next to her. "me am i sexee?"

Rory kicked him in the 'nards. "I never think you are sexy! I love my boyfriend Dean because we are SOULMATES!"

(an: Ew, yuckie! Dean and Rory together? Aww, do not worrie my cutie patootie reviewers! Dean and Rory will not be together!)

"I cherish my boyfriend and will keep him in MY heart forever!" she screams extremely loudly, and was very happy thta she made it clear.

Tristin was touched by her loyalty and did not, in any way or shape or form, think this was all so very clicheed. "I keep you in my heart every! Every day! Every night I think about you!"

"ill bet u do u perv!" she screamed again!!!!! Her breasts jiggled plesently. omg she is so hott! tristan is thinking to himself.

Paris watched from a distance, lookign really ugly in a plaid dress with a menorah on it. Tristin doesnt think shes hot at all.

Rory flounced away, trying to ignore his sinister sexual vibes. her ass looks great in that short leather skirt tristin thinks to himself. yet she is so innocent and pure and like a beaitufl sparkley angel. i must run after her to her town of Stars hollow and beat up her boyfriend dean!

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OmG u GUyz isnt this great all this sexual tension! yEaH like CRUISIN WITH MAH BUDS ON SATURDAY NIGHT scopin for some hott-AYS! yo! I WONT CONTINUE UNLESS I GET A LOT A LOT A LOT of reviews. I no be jokin here yo! DO IT.

(This is Nellie speaking to you now, with a friendly reminder: this isn't a real story, thank God. Sorry this one wasn't as entertaining. It twasn't the lack of clichees, I can tell you that.)