Here's another chapter of Akatsukii Truth or Dare. Thanks to all the people who have reviewed. Honestly, I'm surprised I actually got more than one review xD And also I'm surprised some people want me to continue, and since I did get some good reviews, I shall write another chapter, the last chapter? Possibly.
Disclaimer: Don't Own
Warning: Slight implied SasoDei..., language, and inappropriate comments, angry plants, sad sharks, and a poor Uchiha. Also OOCness
I hope this chapter is as good/funny as the first, if not I'm very sorry! ):
Oh and also this chapter shall be written differently then the last one.
Kakuzu grumbled to himself as he walked down the hallways of the Akatsuki base. How Deidara could get away with burning his money was beyond him. He sighed as he walked passed Deidara and Sasori's room. He paused, and then walked back to the door. He looked inside to find no blonde, but a redhead, who was apparently working on Hiruko. Kakuzu raised an eyebrow at the sight before him. He needed a way to get back at Deidara, and Sasori was the way how.
"Sasori-san" Kakuzu began. The redhead looked up. "Leader-Sama wishes to speak with you." He lied. Sasori nodded, got up, and left the room. Once Kakuzu was sure the puppet master was gone, he began to search the room. "There has to be something I can use…" He whispered to himself. Then Kakuzu noticed a clay bird on top of, what Kakuzu assumed to be, Deidara's bed. It looked like the blonde was still working on it though. Then an idea popped into Kakuzu's head.
Kakuzu picked up the clay bird and went towards the giant puppet known as Hiruko. He opened the back side of the puppet and hid the clay bird inside of the puppet in a place where no one would think to look. After he placed the bird inside of the puppet, he closed the top of it and walked out of the room as if nothing had happened.
"Zetsu-san" Tobi said as he poked the older man's shoulder. At the moment Zetsu was sitting on the floor, legs crossed, and staring at the floor, thinking very hardly. Tobi was being Tobi; he was sitting on his knees, poking Zetsu, trying to get his attention. "Zeeetsssuuuu-saaaaan!"
"What is it Tobi?" Asked the white half of Zetsu, for once the black half had actually remained quiet.
"Tobi wants to play truth or dare again!!!"
"Go ask Leader-Sama" The white half said. "Why the hell would you want to play that fucking game again?!" The black half shot at him.
"Because!" Tobi explained. "Tobi thought the game was rather funny! And plus Tobi missed the very begging of the game the last time we played!!"
"Didn't miss much" the black half of Zetsu muttered under his breath. Tobi just nodded and ran off to find leader.
Itachi was on the verge of crying as he stared at mirror, where he saw that his hair was still pink. It had been two days and his hair was still pink and his partner was showing no concern, all Kisame was doing was lying on his bed, daydreaming.
"KISAME!" Itachi shouted. Itachi was so loud that the sudden shout made Kisame shot right up and fell right off of his bed. "How can you just sit there?! My hair is still pink dammit!! PINK!!! Of ALL colors!!" Kisame had an anime sweat drop as he listened to his partner have an emotional break down.
"Itachi… Calm dow-" Kisame tried to say, until Itachi grabbed Kisame's shirt by the collar and began shacking him back and forth rapidly.
"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!?! MY HAIR IS FUCKING PINK!!!"
Kisame looked as if he had fainted. Itachi noticed this and dropped the now unconscious shark on his bed, and then he poked Kisame's face.
"Kisame…" Itachi said in a low voice, tears still his eyes. "Kisame… you alright?" he asked again as he poked his partner once more. Itachi paused again. "… I think he's dead …" Itachi said stupidly, but cutely. Then the phone started to ring. (AN: This is a FanFic so therefore they do have phones!)
Itachi got up from the floor and went over to the phone. "Hello…?" There was a pause on the other line for a moment, and then the other person spoke.
"Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP?! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU BASTERD!!!" Sasuke shouted on the other line, before Itachi could reply, Sasuke hung up the phone.
Itachi's sadness turned into anger. 'Stupid foolish brother' Itachi thought. 'You're going to regret ever calling… now… where are those baby pictures again?' Itachi finally found what he was looking for, he smirked. 'Black mail time…'
Pein had called all the Akatsuki to come to the main room. He had told them all to sit in a circle, right now the only two people not in the room were Zetsu, who had refused to come because of the mean things Sasori had said to him the last time they had played, and Deidara, who seemed to be taking his time. Sasori had brought Hiruko with him; he didn't want to waste time, so he decided to finish Hiruko as soon as possible. Luckily for him he was almost done.
"Why the hell are we playing this fucking game again?" Hidan asked.
"Shut up and just play the stupid game, Tobi didn't give me forty bucks for nothing." Pein shot back.
"Hey, Sasori-no-Danna?" Deidara asked as he walked into the room. Sasori looked up. "Have you seen my clay bird anywhere un? I could've sworn I left it on my bed…"
"No" Sasori said simply as he went back to working on his puppet. Deidara sighed as he took a seat next to his Danna. And the game began.
"Oh! Tobi wants to go first!! Tobi wants to go first!!" Tobi shouted as he raised his hand, waiting for someone to call on him.
Leader sighed. "Fine Tobi, you can go first…" he told the boy.
"Alright!! Tobi chooses… Sasori-san! Sasori-san, truth or dare??" Tobi asked the redhead. Sasori sighed; he might as well just get this over with, though he didn't understand why he had to be the one to go first.
"Truth…" Sasori replied.
"Is it true that Deidara pleasures you with those mouths on his palms?"
Sasori and Deidara gave Tobi a glare; the two could hear some of the other members laughing, and some trying their best not to laugh.
"No, it's not!" Sasori told the boy.
"Does he give you pleasure in any other ways possible?" Tobi asked.
"No!" Sasori argued. 'Pervert' He thought.
"But what about all those noises Tobi hears from your room?"
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Sasori nearly shouted.
"Tobi could have sworn he heard senpai moaning something about his Danna!" Tobi said.
"Wha-?!" Sasori started, but he was cut off by Deidara, whose face was slightly pink.
"Okay, can we please just drop the subject now?! Un." Deidara said, as he tried to hide the fact that he was blushing. Sasori just gave his partner a confused look.
"The blond probably does that stuff to himself and just imagines that it's his Danna doing the job." Hidan mocked.
"You wish jackass. Un!" Deidara said. "At least I'm not the one who fucks Kakuzu every night." Kakuzu angered at these words, just waiting for his turn to come.
"You piece of fucking shit, you should be Jashin damn lucky that I don't sacrifice you to lord Jashin himself!" Hidan argued back.
"Will you both just shut up!" Leader shouted at the two. "Sasori it's your turn, now go." Leader commanded.
Sasori sighed. "Kakuzu, truth or dare?"
"Truth" He answered simply.
"Is it true that you have a thing for Hidan?"
"No" He said simply, as if the question had no effect on him. Sasori simply just nodded and went back to working on Hiruko.
Kakuzu smirked under his mask. It was finally his turn.
"Deidara…" The bomb artist looked up. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare, un."
Kakuzu got up and walked over to the blond and whispered something in his ear. Deidara gave Kakuzu a confused look as he started to walk back over to where he was sitting. "Just do it" Kakuzu commanded.
"Okay? Un…" Deidara formed a hand signal. "Katsu!"
Just then, right when Sasori was so close to finishing Hiruko, Hiruko exploded right in his face. Everyone stared in awe as they watched pieces of Hiruko fall to the ground, some even on fire.
"Deidara…" Sasori began, his voice calm.
"U-Un?"
"Do you know… what you just did…?" Sasori question, his voice was starting to get angrier.
"I-I blew u-up H-hi-r-" Deidara gulped. "I blew up H-Hiruko… un…?" Deidara said nervously. Sasori gave Deidara the most deadliest glare that anyone had ever seen. "Look at the bright side Danna… now our art is one, it's true art un…" Deidara continued to say nervously.
"Art… ART? YOU CALL THAT ART?! I'LL SHOW YOU ART WHEN YOU FUCKIN BECOME 'ONE" WITH THIS EFFIN KNIFE!!!" Sasori shouted as he ran after Deidara with the knife he was using to fix Hiruko. Deidara ran, crying for help as he ran down the hallway with an angry puppet master following him right behind. Konan sighed as she stood up.
"I'll go stop Sasori from killing Deidara…" she told the rest of the group.
Sasori had Deidara pinned up against the wall, the knife was in Sasori's hand and it was dangerously close to Deidara's neck. "Danna stop! Please!" Deidara begged.
"Give me one good reason why I should?" Sasori asked.
"Becauseyou'rethebestDannaIcouldeveraskforandI'msureleaderwouldntgiveyouabetterparnterwhowouldappreciateandrespectyourartlikeIdoun!(1)" Deidara said quickly. Right before Sasori could do anything; Konan took the knife out of Sasori's hand. Sasori let go of Deidara and stared at the blue haired girl.
"Stop it Sasori and go back to the circle before I get a couple of friends to put you in a dress and then in a Barbie doll package and mail you to Orochimaru to do whatever he pleases with you." Konan said calmly. Sasori's eyes widened at the thought of that disturbing mental image. He quickly grabbed Deidara's wrist and ran back to the circle. Konan simply smirked as she too began to go back to the circle.
As soon as the two artists reentered the room, Hidan was the first to speak. "Awe, look the two artists are holding hands now." Hidan said mockingly. Sasori quickly released Deidara's wrist and gave Hidan the middle finger. Konan entered the room, and the game continued.
"Alright un, Hidan, truth or dare?" Deidara asked.
"Truth" The Jashin worshiper replied.
"Is it true, because of your religion, that you sleep naked?" The blond asked, hoping for the answer to be no.
"No." Hidan said, a few people sighed in relief. "I usually do, but Kakuzu complains that it's disturbing." Some people looked at Hidan in disgust. "What? Lot's of people sleep in the nude, you pajama people don't know what you're missing." No one made any comments. "Anyways… 'Tachi, truth or dare?"
Itachi sighed, "Dare, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with my hair, and if it does, I'll be going Mangekyo Sharingan on your ass."
"Okay… I dare you to hug Tobi and…. Lick his mask as if it were a lollipop" Hidan told the Uchiha.
"You've got two be kidding me, right?" Hidan shook his head no. Tobi, being the good boy we all know and love, was already standing up with his arms wide open, waiting for the hug.
"Why do I have to do this?" Itachi asked.
"'Cuz, I never heard you thank Tobi for doing such a great job with your wonderful hair" Hidan replied.
Itachi sighed as he gave the boy a hug and gave his mask a small lick. Itachi's eyes widened as he discover that the mask did in fact taste like a lollipop.
"Wow… it really does taste like a lollipop…" he said as he gave the mask another lick. Tobi pulled away from the hug.
"Uh… Tobidoesn'tfeelcomfortablewithItachiinvadingTobi'spersonalspace!(2)" Tobi said quickly as he ran off to his room that the shared with Zetsu, screaming something about sexual harassment.
"What it taste like?" Hidan questioned.
" Oranges" The Uchiha answered simply as he took a seat back next to Kisame. "Leader-Sama, truth or dare?" Itachi asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to… allow us to buy an indoor pool, using the money we collected from our past missions." Itachi told leader.
"Fine, do whatever." Pein said.
"Yes!! A pool un!" said the excited blond. Sasori just rolled his eyes, Deidara noticed. "Danna got something against pools?"
"They're pointless." The puppeteer replied.
"Aw, but Danna, they're fun!" Deidara exclaimed.
"I heard that people from Suna don't learn how to swim until the age of seventeen." The speaker, Konan, announced. "And since Sasori turned himself into a puppet before that, I suppose he never bothered to learn how to swim." Sasori just glared at her, as he heard a couple laughs coming from some of the other members.
"Danna doesn't know how to swim un?" Deidara laughed.
"Shut up brat"
"Aw c'mon 'Sori, don't be like that. If ya want, I can help teach ya how to swim." Kisame offered.
"Un! Me too, I'll help you Danna." Deidara said.
"If I ever let you help me learn how to swim, I would drown the minute I touched the water." Sasori said to Deidara. Deidara just rolled his eyes.
"Anyways…" Pein said. "Konan, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Please tell me you're not a yaoi fangirl…" Pein asked.
Konan didn't say anything. "Kisame, truth or dare?"
"Wai-!" Pein said.
"Kisame! Truth or dare?" Konan repeated.
"Uh… Dare" Kisame said nervously.
"You never answered our question from the last time we played this game, so please do answer it now." Konan said.
Kisame stood up. "Alright if you guys are gonna act racist, I'm gonna leave and go hang out with my pet fish Roberto!! At least he doesn't act racist!!!" Kisame yelled at the group.
"Well duh, he's like the same race as you" Hidan pointed out.
"Yea… well…. SHUT UP!!" Kisame yelled as he stormed off.
And for the rest of the day, yet again, no one heard from Kisame, and also, the Akatsuki members tried their best to avoid running into the yaoi fangi- I mean Konan.
Well how was it? It sucked right? xD
Sorry if it wasn't that good, honestly, I didn't like it too much.
Yea well I don't think I should continue this, but you guys should tell me if I should keep this story under complete or not.
I have no clue about the people in Suna and swimming work out, I made up the 'you have to be 17 to learn how to swim in Suna' thing along time ago, and I like the idea, so I used it
Incase you didn't understand what they were saying:
(1) Deidara: Because you're the best Danna I could ever ask for and I'm sure leader wouldn't give you a better partner who would appreciate and respect your art like I do un!
(2) Tobi: Tobi doesn't feel comfortable with Itachi invading Tobi's personal space!
Um.. I think that's all I gotta say, so thanks for reading, please review