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51 things that Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do.

Emmett Cullen is not allowed to:

1) Drive his jeep through the glass walls of the Cullen house

2) Push Bella down the stairs to test Edward's reaction time

3) Attempt to juggle Esme's china

4) Smear his venom on Jasper's favorite war book…

5) … And blame it on Alice

6) Attempt to create Vampire Ninja Fruits with his venom…

7) … And send them on a mission to firstly, attack Jasper, secondly, trash Alice's clothes

8) And if rule #7 fails, Emmett is not allowed to chuck the fruits at Jasper, and smear fruit pulp on Alice's clothes.

9) Dress up as the hulk

10) … and scare poor human children walking to school

11) Walk into a building full of humans and claim to have voices in his head

12) Adopt a puppy

13) Adopt a human

14) Play an extreme version of truth and dare

15) … where he gets arrested

16) Have sex on anyone's cars

17) … even Rose's

18) Mess with any one's cars

19) Play paintball in the house

20) Pretend that he can fly

21) Chant sex –sex-sex-sex to the baseball theme close by Edward

22) Watch porn in high definition

23) Mess with Edward's piano

24) Teach Nessie' bad words

25) …or any tricks

26) … or pranks

27) Talk to Nessie period

28) Create an army of vampire animals

29) Step foot in Alice's wardrobe

30) Make sexual innuendoes' about Edward and Bella

31) Attempt to eat all the food at an all you can eat buffer

32) Pretend to be a bear

33) Pretend to be Alice

34) Pretend to be anyone he's not

35) Wear a tutu

36) Watch Glee…

37) … And imitate Rachel Berry…

38) … Or Mike Chang…

39) … Or Will Schuester

40) Set the lawn on fire

41) Wrestle a hammerhead shark and bring it home for dinner

42) Sing Friday by Rebecca Black

43) Sell Alice on Ebay

44) …as payback for attempting to sell HIM on ebay

45) Creating his own brand of heroin

46) Allowed to plant his own land mines in the backyard

47) …and play extreme battle run!

48) Jump from 40 stories building

49) Sing karaoke

50) Attempt to fly like in Chinese martial arts film

"Well, I think this is it, right?" asked Alice as she stood back to see her handiwork. Bella, Edward, Jasper and Carlisle leaned in as they gave the list a one over.

"This is it… for like a week max" Jasper and Edward muttered as one.

Bella and Carlisle just stared at each other amused, and were about to talk when Emmett's cry was heard from the kitchen.

"MOMMY! HELP! MONSTER FRUITS ATTACKING MEEEEE!" Emmett screeched as he ran to find Esme, with a basket of vampire-ised fruits bouncing after him.

Carlisle shook his head, before being handed a sharpie by Alice and wrote:

51) Emmett Cullen is not allowed to run for his mommy from vampire fruit attacks.