Chapter 2: Wiring and Finishing Your TARDIS

After you have finished all of chapter one, go take a break and pat yourself on the back. You've let it grow and cared for it, but you're not done yet! You still need to wire it up and get it to fly!

First, you'll need to go inside the TARDIS and find a spot to put your emergency emission drive. This drive is what keeps the TARDIS from overheating. It usually is placed somewhere on the console. The console should already be set up. After you've found a spot for it, pick up one of the scraps off the floor that looks like a blue circuit board and place it in the slot marked "Verifier" on the console. Then you can touch-screen control where it should go. After that you need to sotter wires together underneath the console to their matching shapes. You will need a magnifying glass to do so. After that is done, the TARDIS will do the rest of the work!


Things You Shouldn't Do

Don't do any of these things. Be smart.

1. Don't play with matches in TARDIS!

2. Don't touch the Big Red Button underneath the console. That's an emergency BOOM!

3. Don't crash into anything on purpose and keep the air-shield up at all times.

4. Don't travel into a radiation plant.

5. Don't let strange aliens into your TARDIS

6. The Sun is NOT a TARDIS PARKING LOT (as of 1970)

7. Don't throw parties in a moving TARDIS.

8. Don't let random strangers inside. (Well, Completely Random.)

9. Don't Mod Your TARDIS with Nitrous Oxide or Rocket Jets.

10. As of 1999, Military-Style TARDISes are ILLEGAL! That means do not equip them with artillery, guns, missiles, etc.


That is a brief lesson. Take Care!


REVIEWS! I Know it's not all that funny but it's hard managing 4 stories at once :p