AN: Merry Christmas Eve to all~ it was fun writing this chappy though~
Thank you deezaster, nemiah, TheNinjaWangsta, and PrussiaAwesomeness for reviewing~ I didn't know that people would actually like this O.O.
Disclaimer: ヘタリア: Axis Powers によって所有されている日丸屋秀和
It was six o'clock in the morning
Fuckin' six o'clock in the morning
So why the FUCK was there a perverted Frenchman hovering over him?
Goddammit.
Wait, oh yeah, I have something called a leg…
The Frenchman was sent flying to the other side of the room while Gilbert's foot retreated back into the blankets from his attack, and he sat up with an irritated look of his face while running his fingers through his white hair. A groan could be heard from Francis and Antonio slammed the door open right into his face and gave a happy 'good morning' to the albino before proceeding to help the French up.
"Ouch… mon cher, how could you!" he put on a fake sad face and took out a handkerchief to dab at the imaginary tears from the corners of his eyes as Gilbert gave a roll of his eyes at the scene.
"Hm… you, the most wide-known perverted molester, appear on my bed, and you get into my room without me saying yes, and… oh… you also posted that thing on facebook and now everyone wants to know because you are a fuckin' bastard. I wonder why…" Gilbert gave a thoughtful look before speaking those words with an irritated look on his face as he grabbed his jeans and a random T-shirt to go. The Frenchman gave an annoyed look before resting an arm on Gilbert's shoulder and gave a sigh.
"Mon cher… it is not good to deny your feelings~ tell your little crush that you love him and sweep him off of his feet and have a happy-ever-afte-"
An elbow jabbed at France's side and he gave a wince at he rubbed his slightly bruised ribs, mumbling about how Gilbert should tell his feelings to Ma-
"One more word of that out of you and you will find yourself kissing the ground."
"Cher, but this is carpet. You do reali-"
"No, not the one you're standing on. The one outside that's a fifty foot drop."
The blonde's mouth promptly shut up.
"Um… Gil, would you please kind of… ehe, explain to me what's going o-"
Bzzzzzzz….. Bzzzzzzz
Antonio reached into his jeans and fished out a cell phone…
From: LovinoVargas
Message: Get ur ass down here! The fuckin' principle's looking 4 u. Jackass.
The Italian downstairs gave a pissed off look at the message he sent was quickly replied and gave a facepalm at the message.
From: Tomatoes :)
Message: But Rome won't mind if it's a few minutes! Love you~
From: LovinoVargas
Message: I wouldn't give a damn if it's my granddad. It's his fuckin' boyfriend that's scary.
From: Tomatoes :)
Message: Germania?
From: LovinoVargas
Message: No shit. Now get ur ass down here
"Um, guys… I need to go now… Rome and Germania has some questions that he wants to ask me…"
The two other males had a face of horror as they heard those words, and they looked at each other before looking back at the Spaniard.
"Mon dieu… they found out, didn't they… oh, we are dead…"
"Shit, shit, shit, shit… I told you not to spray-paint his favorite chair red… and… mein gott, did you leave a tomato there again, 'Tonio?"
Spain gave a shrug of his shoulders before giving them an apologetic smile and retreated out the front door, leaving the other two alone in the ro-
Oh.
A sadistic grin from Gilbert, and a nervous chuckle from Francis…
"Now, Frenchie, I haven't forgotten to say thanks for making my life a hell of a lot more complicated."
Insert knuckles cracking, pissed off Prussian, and a Frenchman who practically has a sign that says 'hit-me-please!'
Muahahahahahaha.
From: China's a douche
From: Japan
Message: I do not know. Also, why are you text messaging in class, Mei?
From: China's a douche
Message: well, for 1 thing, Germania just left the classroom & he put Arthur in charge, and obviously he's having some trouble talking right now cuz of America, and 2, ur in class 2.
From: Japan
Message: True… but why are you texting me instead telling me since I sit two seats away from you?
From: China's a douche
Message: no comment. But seriously, where do u think Gilbert and Francis is?
"Ok, Antonio, thank you for your time." Germania gave the Spanish nation a stern nod before sending him off to his class with a scowling Romano in his arms.
Wait.
Nah, Romano just kicked Spain in the shins and ran off.
WITH A BLUSH!
"Oh, and Antonio~" Rome gave him a smile as he helped him up, and a polite 'thank you' was received by the Roman Empire before he spoke again.
"Please tell France and Prussia to see me right now. The chair?"
"O-oh, si, Mr. Vargas"
Clumsy hands, phone obtained, text sent out…
From: Tomatoes :)
Message: Francis, Gilbert, they need to see u
Bzzz
From: Awesome5meters
Message: Who? West and Feli naked on the pogo stick singing 'America the Beautiful' while jacking off?
Spain gave a wrinkle of his nose before typing out another message and pressed 'send'.
From: Tomatoes :)
Message: eewwwww. No. Rome and Germania
Bzzzzz
From: Awesome5meters
Message: Kk. Special delivery coming in about 30 sec.
"What?" Antonio looked up from his cell phone in confusion as the other two males looked at each other, having no idea why the Spanish nation was looking so confu-
Ding
And the elevator doors opened, displaying a very tied-up Francis with multiple bruises and a black eye along with a huge note stuck on his forehead.
"Francis! Did Gilber-"
"Bye the looks of it, yes. Would you please go retrieve that note, Mr. Carriedo?"
"Ah, sure Mr Beilschmidt."
Trot, trot, trot.
Antonio gave a loud chuckle before handing the note to the two adults, and Germania only sighed at the words that were crudely written on it.
To whom the hell it may concern-
Here's Francis. His idea to spray paint the chair red. I'm going to class.
-The Awesome Prussia
And it wasn't long before a cackling albino came flying down the stairs with both his hands displaying a very crude sign and ran past the group of nations in a gust of wind, leaving the already irritated Germania in a more annoyed mood.
"Stupid grandson."
From: Miss Frying Pan Cc: China's a douche; FishiesXD; BelgiumChoco; Ricepaddle; LilyZ; ; Kat; Italia; BritishUK; IamHero; Maple; Japan; EverythingOriginatedInMeXD; HK; See more… LOL yeah, meh. How you guys liking it so far? R&R?
Message: To everyone that just saw Gilbert run in the hallways like a complete idiotic asshole: CORNER HIM!