I kind of felt tempted to write this out of a random whim. I didn't expect myself to be updating this fic anymore seeing how I had already decided to leave it as a oneshot. In the end, I just decided that why not just one more chapter? xD

I'm still unsure if I should have this fic to be a multi chapter one too since this pairing was definitely a crack one and probably wouldn't be... uh, well-accepted. For now, I'll just leave it as it is until the urge comes along again!

Right now, everyone was trying to find a cure for the five who had been affected by the genderswap. They could get Ivankov over and get this over with but the thought of having to change one's gender by that guy was disturbing enough for everyone to cringe. At the very least, Ace would never let Ivankov mess around with Luffy's gender while no one had ever saw how Sanji had spazzed in fear at the memory at the mere mention of him. Even though Sanji was a girl now, Ivankov would be a living nightmare for even a bisexual. No one knew which gender did the "Queen" ever thought of himself to be.

But until they could find a cure, they decided to call the five by more feminine names to avoid any outsiders from finding out.

Basically, Luffy would be Luffyko, Sanji would be Sanjiko, Zoro would be Zoroko, Usopp would be Usoko while Chopper would be… Chopper.

While Ace and Luffyko were being too comfortable with each other, the romantic atmosphere around the ships had increased even more than before the five changed their genders. If possible, there would be a heavy pink fog surrounding them. The men in the crew had to look in envy as two of the sexiest women in their ship had been 'taken away'. However, they always had a better chance with Sanjiko rather than Luffyko.

"Hey, Sanjiko. What do you think of me?" One of the men asked teasingly.

"I think that you're very handsome! The embodiment of suaveness and perfection!" Sanjiko gushed while hearts could practically be seen in her eyes.

"Sanjiko! I loved that desserts that you made. Could I have more servings tomorrow?"

Sanjiko giggled and nodded. "Of course! Anything for my little prince!"

As Luffyko was oblivious and wouldn't give them the attention they wanted, Sanjiko was easily attracted to males just like how she was attracted to females when she was a man. Above that, Luffyko was always attached to Ace no matter what and never had any romantic interests towards any other people. She wouldn't even consider Boa Hancock's proposal. Plus, Ace actually wouldn't hesitate to kill if anyone laid a hand on his lover.

"Oi, stop giving them what they want already," Marco called out, clearly irritated with how the guys made use of Sanjiko's weakness. Of course, they wouldn't dare go any further than dishing out compliments and getting her attention or else Marco would be the next Ace already.

"Marco-kyun!" Sanjiko exclaimed happily. "Hmm? Were you being jealous? Don't worry, my heart will be yours forever, mon oiseau!"

Marco gave a sigh before walking to her and slipped an arm around her waist. "Don't give me that, yoi. You shouldn't be responding to their perverted antics when you're with me," he said calmly but his tone wasn't harsh.

Sanjiko blushed as she could feel her heart pounding against her chest. It was already pounding that heavily when she was a male (And this couldn't be compared to the best moment that they shared) but this time round, it might be a potential danger to her life.

"It would hurt if you continue because," Marco paused a little. He was somewhat embarrassed in being like this in public but Nami said that it would work much better. "You're mine, yoi."

Sanjiko couldn't take it anymore.

"Oh, Macro-kyun! I didn't know that it would hurt you," Sanjiko exclaimed and pounced onto Marco, sending them onto the floor. "Alright, I promise that my eyes will only be for you and you only! I'm sorry, guys but my birdie needs me!"

Most of the men groaned as Sanjiko giggled while looking down at her lover.

"That's good," Marco replied in relief and placed his hand on the side of her head. "Uh… are you going to get off?" he asked when they started to snicker.

"Nope," Sanjiko chirped cheerfully and leaned down to press her lips against a quite surprised Marco.

They had obviously never went until this extent in public and only settled with a few verbal exchanges when Sanjiko was of either genders. Needless to say, if Sanjiko did this out of happiness from what Marco had said, the blonde didn't find the need to push her away (not that he ever would) and allowed her to do as she pleases.

"The both of you should get a room," Ace called out from somewhere in the audience.

"You're a fine one to talk!" Sabo shot back.

While Marco was surprisingly capable of showing his jealousy, Sanjiko was even more prone to doing so even over the slightest of things.

Marco had never considered himself to be popular with the ladies since that had always been Ace's job and he was fine with it. One thing was that he had a strange hairstyle and a very lazy look on his face which spelt how much care would he give to the world. The only popularity he had gotten was among bounty hunters and the Marines for having the second highest bounty (with Whitebeard being the highest, obviously) along with the title of 'Marco the Phoenix'. Even when he walked through towns and harbors, girls would mostly comment on his muscular build which was pretty much all although some did say that he was cute (he cringed slightly at that).

He preferred a more peaceful life when it comes to the topic of romance. After all, he had devoted his hectic life to the sea and fighting so he needed to have some peace somewhere. Settling down was the last thing he had thought of until Sanji or Sanjiko came along and captured his interest.

Firstly, he was initially a little affected when Sanji swooned over the first beautiful woman they came across until he realized that it was Sanji's habit and became less affected. It didn't apply to guys though since Sanji had little interest in them (which made Marco wondered what made himself special in Sanji's eyes) and like Ace, he wouldn't like anyone flirting with his lover. Sanji was popular with everyone because of his looks and astonishing skills in cooking.

However, unlike Marco, Sanji or Sanjiko would be less reserved about their feelings.

"Looks like we've done all the shopping," Sanjiko chirped happily as she walked alongside with Marco, who was carrying most of the things. "Hopefully, Ace and Luffy wouldn't break into the food storage this time."

"Usoko needed to stop helping them, yoi."

"Once I can finally get my hands on them," Sanjiko grumbled.

Marco chuckled and put his hand on top of Sanjiko, making her calm down immediately. "Don't be too rough on them."

Suddenly, there was a lady (a very beautiful one, I might add) who accidentally bumped into Marco with her chest hitting his own. She blushed when she felt the muscles underneath her palm and quickly apologized while hadn't gotten to remove her hand yet. Marco, of course, was oblivious and just told her that it was alright. Everything seemed well until Sanjiko suddenly slammed her heels against the wall (which caused a sizable crack) and underneath the lady's arm, causing Marco to jump slightly in surprise.

"Hey, take your hands off or I'll step on it with my heels," Sanjiko said in a dangerous tone.

"Sanji…ko?"

"I-I don't know what you're talking about-"

"Don't play dumb," Sanjiko interrupted the lady. She got in between them and leaned closer towards the lady with her hands on her hips. "I won't tolerating anyone touching Marco-kyun like that and you won't be an exception!"

The lady quickly gave her a look before scurrying off when Sanjiko's glare had increased it's intensity. An angry and possessive Sanjiko was obviously not a sweet talking one. If it weren't for Marco who was holding her back by the arm, she would seriously went along with her threat. It was the first time seeing Sanjiko getting this jealous over him and he couldn't help but slightly fear at the future possibilities of events if she could never turn back into her original gender. Marco just couldn't imagine Sanji cussing at a beautiful woman much less threatening them with his foot.

Sanjiko huffed when the lady finally went out of sight. She turned around and wrapped her arms around Marco's waist, leaning her chin on one of his broad shoulders.

"Are you alright, Marco-kyun? I hope that bitch didn't make you feel uncomfortable."

Nope, imagining Sanji cussing at a woman was definitely weird.

"You don't have to do that, yoi, She was harmless," Marco said but patted the back of Sanji's head nonetheless.

"Yeah, right," Sanjiko grumbled and tightened her hold around him possessively.

Genderswapping was definitely a mysterious thing.