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Me: I know I said this earlier today but I do not own Twilight

M.S.: Obviously

Me: I thought I kicked you out of my Disclaimers

M.S.: Yeah but I snuck back on

Me: Whatever I have a story to write

Chapter 2: Edward

Edward POV

I looked at the screen and growled. Everyone especially the dog were laughing at the screen which said:

Ways 2 Annoy Edward Cullen

ask him if he's team jacob

ask him where his fangs are

where one of the anti-twilight shirts ex.:And Buffy Staked Edward THE END

ask him why he doesn't blow up in the sun

call him Eddie-boy

when he's reading your mind start thinking 70s music

tell him werewolves are better than vampires

tell him real man dont sparkle

ask him if he loves bella so much why did he he leave her

take a bunch of team jacob fans and have them wear team jacob shirts and rub it in his face that jacob has fans and he doesnt

buy advanced tickets to vampires suck and give them to him

tell him the only reason bella picked him is because she was worried jacob might imprint on somebody

take his CDs and burn them

take his volvo and play bumper cars with it

take a sledge hammer and bust up his piano

read him one of those fan fictions that make fun of him (A/N: Like this one = ) )

tell him bellas cheating on him with mike newton

tell him he may be one of the main characters but people like jasper better

take a bunch of boys and pay them to stare at reneesme and think inappropriate thoughts

tell him Bella jumped off that cliff just to make him go to the volturi

tell him he's a creeper for sneaking into bella's bedroom

-Dallas Angel

"Ha Ha Ha Ha" Jacob laughed. Grrrr!

"Shut it, Mutt" I growled.

"Aaah, is Eddie-boy upset" Jacob teased

Shut it, Mongrel." Getting angrier and angrier by the second.

"Make me" He replied mockingly.

"Fine I will." I replied.

"No, you will not because I say so." Renesmee intervened.

Dang it! This was going to be a long day.

A/N: So what do you think like it, love it, dislike it, hate it, all of the above. Sorry team Edward fans I just couldn't resist but I have an idea on how to make it up to you I'll let you (you as in all my readers) choose the next character to annoy so either go review (you don't even have to be a member) so the button (you know the one where you click then write your opinion on the story yeah that button) must be pushed or you can go to my profile and vote on the poll I have set up.

-Dallas Angel

P.S.: Signature still leads to profile