Nordic Household Rules

by Gray Carolean

The rules one would follow if the decided to move in with the Nordics. Rated "M" for mentions of male/male relationships, violence, and various wars. The rating may be changed later.

2. Volume 2

Notes: Mentions of war, eating disorders/body image, Caroleans, and chemistry.

1. Refrain from saying that Iceland is anorexic. He isn't and will be offended that someone thinks that having a thin body type is equal to an eating disorder.

2. Don't touch the fluff! Denmark's hair is naturally spiky (oddly enough...) and any searches for hair products will be in vain.

3. Additionally, don't take Denmark's little hat. He will get pouty and Norway will have to curse the perpetrator. Results of this have been rather...unpleasant.

4. Don't "misplace" Sweden's glasses to see how he would function without them. He doesn't.

5. Don't take Iceland's ribbon tie. He needs it in order to look presentable at meetings.

6. Take Norway's hair clip or Finland's necklace and they will hunt you down.

7. Only bring up the Winter War around Finland if one wishes to hear military lectures. One will be stuck hearing about guerrilla warfare for days.

8. Also, never say that Finland lost the Winter War. He will prove you wrong.

9. Sweden has issues when it comes to backing down from a challenge. This stems from his own temperament, unwillingness to shut up and die, and his time as a Karoliner.

10. Sweden and Germany should avoid chemistry labs when within 300 meters of each other. They have yielded some amazing and terrifying results over the years.

Here is the second edition of Nordic Household Rules! Once again, I don't own Hetalia or it's characters. This work is mine though.

Notes concerning the rules:

1. It is incredibly rude and ignorant to say that a thin person is "anorexic". Eating disorders are serious diseases. Most naturally thin people are born that way and try very hard to gain weight, but that is a topic for another day.

8. In history books, it is generally said that the Finns lost the Winter War due to the loss of territory but the war humiliated the USSR, as their armies were defeated by a relatively tiny country with no official help.

9. Karoliner would march through volleys of gunfire to get closer than any other army at the time to insure accuracy. They also were taught to not dodge bullets and rarely retreated.

10. Both Sweden and Germany have had their shares of great chemists. The Fahrenheit scale was created by a German; Celsius was created by a Swede.

If I got any of the facts wrong, please let me know. Constructive criticism and comments are you for reading!

-Gray Carolean