Family Harmony

A Five Nights At Freddy's AU

Chapter Two: Bachelor and Bachelor-ette Babysitting Shenanigans

Mike blinked slowly as he looked at the small purplish paw that connected to the tiny baby bunny rabbit that was sleeping on his bed.

"Holy...crap..." Mike managed out slowly. "T-This can't be possible..." The little bunny made a cute chirping noise before it groaned softly and yawned.

"Ngh..." The bunny stretched and rubbed its eyes before looking around. "W-W-Whoa! Everything's so big!" Mike blinked slowly as the rabbit looked at Mike and squeaked in surprise. "W-Whoa! You're hwuge Misther Nwight Gwuard-Whoa! My vwoice is fwunny!"

"Bon...nie?" Mike asked slowly. "Is that really you?" The rabbit nodded before there was a grumble sound. The rabbit frowned and Mike chuckled. "You're hungry...come on, let's see what the food fairy left in the fridge." He picked up the rabbit and got up to head to the kitchen.

"Fwood Fwairy?" Bonnie asked and Mike shrugged.

"It's a joke...I usually don't get a chance to go grocery shopping on a regular basis, so my fridge is basically empty..."

"Dat's not gwood Misthwer Nwight Gwuard." Mike chuckled slowly.

"Bonnie..."

"Yeah?"

"Just call me Mike...it might be easier to say for you."

"Okey Dokey!" Mike chuckled and opened the fridge and quickly looked through it.

"Aha!" He said as he found a small applesauce pack. He grabbed it and after shifting Bonnie to one arm, he grabbed a spoon from a drawer. "You good with applesauce?"

"Never had it..."

"Well, it isn't as good as fresh made stuff, but it is good." Mike explained before he sat Bonnie down on the table and sat down on a chair in front of the bunny.

"O-Ooo! Can I owpen it?" Bonnie reached for the applesauce cup.

"Uh...sure..."

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Meanwhile

"NO! NO BAFF TWIME!"

"Yes Bath time!" The Fazbear Frights' Security Guard, Rebecca, exclaimed as she tried to keep her grip on the fox kit, who was trying to escape the sink that was being used as a toddler sized bathtub. The bear cub was in the water already, being distracted and being entertained by the bubbles. "You and your buddy here need the bath!"

"NU-UH!"

"You dropped the bag of sugar on yourselves and me!"

"Piwates don't twake bwaffs!" Rebecca paused as she quickly realized what she could use to her advantage.

"Oh really? You haven't heard about Soap beard?" The kit stopped squirming and looked at her confused.

"Swop Bweard?" Rebecca nodded. "I nwever heard of hwim."

"Well, Soap Beard was the most fear pirate in all the 7 seas..." As Rebecca told the story of Soap Beard the Dangerous Gentleman Pirate, she managed to get the fox kit in the sink and began to clean the duo. The fox kit was in awe about the story, interupting and asking questions and completely forgetting that he was supposed to be hating the bath time. Rebecca mentally pumped the air as she dried the two off, the two's fur poofed up adorably and she tried not to laugh.

BRING BRING!

"Wat's that?" The bear asked, clinging to Rebecca.

"The phone..." Rebecca explained simply as she answered it. "Hello? Walker residence, Rebecca speaking."

"Yo, Rebecca." She groaned as she heard the voice of one of the 'performers' at the horror attraction.

"What is it Springs?"

"You aren't busy at the moment, are you?"

"Depends on what you broke."

"I didn't break anything! The morning guard didn't show and the lights are flickering...and I already tried turning it off and on..." Rebecca sighed in annoyance.

"If you and Gold can baby sit the two that randomly showed up in my house, then sure, I'm not busy." There was a confused pause from Springs.

"Uh...sure..."

"Good. I'll be there in five."

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At the Same Time

"Sworry Mwikey..."

"It's ok, Bonnie...how were we supposed to know that it would explode?" Mike said as he finished wiping off the applesauce off the bunny. He chuckled as Bonnie licked off the applesauce off his own fingers. "Alright...let me go change shirts and toss this in the washing machine..." Bonnie nodded before Mike took off his applesauce-stained shirt, making the bunny squeak in surprise as the man went to start a load of laundry, shirtless. Bonnie covered his face with his paws and made a cute embarrassed squeaks as Mike came back with a new shirt on. "Bonnie? Are you ok?"

"You wook wike the guys on the pwosters bwirthday girls get!" Mike blinked slowly.

"W-What?" Bonnie peeped from behind his paws.

"You gwot awbs man..."

"No, I don't...?"

"Uh huh!"

"No..."

"Ywsth! You dwo man! You dwo!" Mike sighed before hearing a chirp-like sneeze from down the hall. "Wat was that?!" Mike picked up Bonnie.

"I dunno...let's go find out..." Mike headed down to his bedroom and paused when he saw a bundle under a towel on the floor. "What?" The bundle stopped moving as Mike slowly took the corner of the towel and yanked it away, revealing a small yellow feathery thing. Mike stepped back in surprise. "W-What?"

"Chwica?!" The little fluffball looked up in surprise, revealing a very tiny baby chick looking nervously around. "Isth you!"

"B-B-Bwonnie?" She squeaked in surprise as she saw Mike. "M-M-Mistwer Nwight Gwuard!" Mike smiled softly as he bent down and picked up the baby bird.

"Just call me Mikey, Chica...let's see if there's any more applesauce in the fridge or something like that..."

"Maybe tis one won't gwo kaboom!" Bonnie laughed, earning a smile from Chica.

"Exactly Bonnie, exactly."

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Check off all of the Adorableness on the list!

Bonnie: What List?

...The List I still need to make ^ ^;

Bonnie: Oh...ok

So we get some adorableness with Bonnie and Mike (who in this AU, lives alone in an apartment like thing), Rebecca dealing with Freddy and Foxy (and Springs), and the explosive power of single serve applesauce packs (which have exploded on me once or twice XD)

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