Brought to you by: Tokyo Mew Mew Mia Industries.

CONGRADULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an MINTO AIZAWA. To be sure that she is working in tip-top saving-the-world condition, allow yourself to read and listen to this manual.

INFORMATION YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW:

Name: Minto Aizawa

Race: Japanese, Half Tahiti Blue Lorikeet

Height: 5'4

Weight: You wanna know? I can't tell you. My MINTO bribed me. ((grows money signs on her eyes))

PUTTING HER TOGETHER:

You should have gotten a cage covered by a blanket that's been staples down from Tokyo Mew Mew Mia Industries (T.M.M.M.I). Don't go ballistic. Your MINTO AIZAWA is alright. She's just drinking tea in the bird cage. She IS half bird you know.

1) Remove staples from blanket

2) Pull the blanket up.

3) If your MINTO is working properly, then she should shun you. You need to prove to her that you can be cool.

4) Place a cup of green tea and a new kimono out beside the cage. She climb out and drink the tea, put on the kimono, then realize that you're her OWNER.

COOL THINGS YOUR MINTO COMES WITH:

Scared that you're going to have to buy something for her to keep company with? Think again. Here are thing that come with your MINTO so she'll be set for all those hours you're spending at work (or dancing, but she'd ECHO you for that)

1) Dancing shoes

2) A Mew Mew costume

3) A bow and arrow (for pesky KISHHUS that try to snuggle with undeserving/unwanted ICHIGOS)

4) Three or four sets of clothing for out door use

5) A dance uniform

6) A work uniform

7) Green Tea Leaf bags

YOUR MINTO IS BUILT FOR:

Sarcastic Friend: Down in the dumps? Did your KISHHU malfunction and now he's in a MUCH better place? Did your RETASU and RYOU get together and you didn't want that to happen? Well MINTO is just the unit to help you through it!

Helper: Okay, so she drinks tea more than she helps, but at least she tries! (if you want your MINTO to have more working-time, might we suggest that you cancel all her dance classes and take away her tea? WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF MINTO AIZAWA DURING THIS ROUGH TIME IN HER LIFE, IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE IS DEPRIVED OF EVERYTHING SHE HAD IN HER LIFE! HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?)

Shopper: ICHIGO might be a wonderful shopper, but MINTO has the money AND fashion for it! Say this with me, SHOPPING SPREE! OHMIGOD!

Adrenaline Settler: ICHIGO has a bad history of causing trouble. She can cause you to have bursts of energy trying to gain powers so you can get her out of the sticky spots. MINTO can get ICHIGO out of those spots better than YOU ever could, so just leave it to her.

Confidence Builder: Though she's sarcastic, she's really kind inside, and she can have her soft moments and help you through some tough times.

HOW SHE ACTS WITH OTHER UNITS:

ICHIGO: Can be COMPATIBLE at times, but she's mostly UNCOMPATIBLE because ICHIGO'S have histories of being wusses.

RETASU: COMPATIBLE RETASU'S are shy, so she's very good person to be sarcastic to, because she won't fight back.

PURIN: Can be COMPATIBLE, but if PURIN does too many tricks, she can be annoying.

ZAKURO: MINTO'S LOVE ZAKURO'S. THEY ARE VERY COMPATIBLE

MASAYA: MINTO labels MASAYA as a vacuum cleaner because he SUCKS.

RYOU: Is okay with, but is not someone you'd want to lock in a room with only one bed and one bathroom.

KISSHU: Can be used as punching bag, if snuggles too closely to ICHIGO'S

KEIICHIRO: He's MINTO'S boss sort of. What would you think?

PAI: We suggest leaving him to his counting….

TARUTO: He's not very COMPATIBLE, so you should give him a PURIN to settle his hormones down.

TROUBLESHOOTING AND FAQ:

Q) Why is my MINTO'S hair purple? I've had her for a month, and she's gone from bad to worse.

A) Do you have a ZAKURO unit? If so, your MINTO may be turning Shonjo-ai (I hope I spelled that right). I suggest you tie your MINTO to a chair and glue her eyes open then put on a rated NC-17 movie. That should fix your MINTO! (T.M.M.M.I IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MINTO TO START TO TURN HORNY. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

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Q) My MINTO is not sarcastic, she doesn't slap anyone, and she's not a "meanie" to put it in ICHIGO'S terms. What happened, and how can I fix it?

A) What happened was 4Kids has found your MINTO and turned her into a nice CORINA BUCKSWORTH. Watch her for a while, and if she starts calling ICHIGO'S ZOEY or PURIN'S KIKI then you should do one of the following: 1: Take her and make her watch TMM all over again from the beginning, or if that doesn't work, you could 2: get her a new one. If you REALLY want this to work, then you can 3: Wait until Amme Moto's Tokyo Mew Mew Twilight Zone or whatever it's called so she can finally find the antidote.

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Q) What should I do if I want my KEIICHIRO and my MINTO together?

A) I don't have the slightest clue WHY someone would pair MINTO with KEIICHRO, but you could keep setting them together "accidentally", and sooner or later SOMETHING will happen! (T.M.M.I IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF KEIICHIRO IF HIS HAPPENS!)

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Q) Is it possible to put my ICHIGO and MINTO together?

A) Say this with me: MINTO AND ICHIGO ARE NOT COMPATIBLE MOST OF THE TIME. But I suppose you'd just do the same thing as with the KEIICHIRO.

WARRANTY:

This clarifies that your MINTO can only be brought back when you think she's been turned into a CORINA BUCKSWORTH. But even then all we can do is burn her and then give you a coupon to buy another one.

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR MINTO!

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Well, the next chapter is KISHHU, so please review!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TMM, but I own T.M.M.M.I