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Santana's POV:

Ugh another stupid day in WMHS. Whatever, at least there will be some good drama in Glee club.

I strutted over to my usual seat in the back of the room, and sat in one of the plastic red chairs that hurt my ass.

"Hey" I smiled at Britt

"Hi." She said, grabbing my pinkie

I scooted my chair closer to hers and listened to drone on and on about Kurt Cobain or some other old guy; until something caught my eye.

Blaine had just leaned over to Kurt like he was going to whisper something in his ear, but instead he quickly licked a thin trail over Kurt's earlobe.

Holy fuck.

I paid closer attention to them. It was the little things, Kurt was tracing circles on Blaine's thigh, (Upper thigh…Much upper thigh) Blaine would slide his hand into Kurt's jean pocket, how the hell he managed that, seeing as Kurt's pants looked painted on, I don't know…

Oh my god, wait a fucking second.

Holy mother of God. Those were Blaine's painted on skinny jeans.

Kurt was wearing Blaine's pants, and now that I look closer, sweatshirt too!

They did it. They totally did it. I know when a couple has sex. It's like a six sense.

"So how was last night?" I asked loudly, winking at Kurt while everyone turned to me, then faced the couple

Cue a deep blush from Kurt.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Kurt mumbled.

"That's cute, seeing as you're wearing his clothes, and Lord knows you would've over-hairsprayed your hair if you hadn't woken up at the Andersons." I said smugly.

"How was it? Who topped?" Puck yelled.

Stupid barbarian.

"You idiot, Blaine obviously topped. Kurt is the feminine one." I said, crossing my legs, still haughty from Kurt's blush

Everyone was silent for a moment before Blaine spoke.

"Oh. They thing you bottomed. That's adorable."

And just like that. He just squeezed Kurt's hand and told everyone that Kurt had fucked him last night.

Mike and Puck stood up, Artie grinning, all applauding Kurt.

Kurt's blush deepened if that was even possible.

"Get some, Hummel!" Puck screamed

"Shut up, Puck that's my baby brother!" Finn said, white as a sheet.

"I'm three months older than you." Kurt grumbled.

"W-W-W-W-Wait," I said "So you two lost your V, everyone knows Finchel lost theirs. I mean, Finn told Puck who told me, who told everyone. Damn, am I the only one who didn't get some last night?"

"But tonight we're going to-" Brittney said in her soft, childlike voice

"Damn, Anderson, I could've sworn you would've taken charge." I said, cutting Britts off.

"I can't help that Kurt's bigger than me. It's pure hormones." Blaine said, just as smug as I was 10 minutes ago.

He instantly had all eyes on him. Noah actually bowed.

"Hummel has my infinite respect." Puck said.

Blaine just grinned.

Was that shitty? R&R?