The morning after, we find Joey still upset about what happened last night on his date with Victoria.
"Ugh, I should probably go for a walk and blow off some steam. Maybe, even get a cup of coffee or something." Joey thought to himself as he was getting ready to leave his apartment.
Ring! Ring! "Uh Hello, Joey Tribbiani speaking." Joey answered.
"Hey Joey this your publicist, and I was just wondering if you have found an agent yet?"
"No. I'm sorry Rod I haven't, but I will find one as soon as possible. I promise."
"Alright, because I need help booking this place for your autograph signing with fans of Days of Our Lives, so we can get people hyped about the new season."
"I know, I know. I'm sorry and thank you so much for being so understanding and working temporarily as both my publicist and my agent. I really appreciate it."
"No problem Joe. It's getting a little too hard to work as both. Especially now, with the new season coming out and everything."
"Alright, I understand. I will try to set up more interviews later today."
"Thanks Joe. Call me if you find someone. Bye."
"Alright Rod, Good bye."
A customer walks outside of Central Perk and Joey hears a familiar voice coming from the coffee house.
"Hot dog stand guy, why are you so shy? I just wanted to buy a soda. Hot dog stand guy why are you so shy? I just want some cold cola. Hot dog stand guy, you should sell some pie. Hot dog stand guy, I'm not gonna lie, but your stand is a huge waste of time, especially for those who are not meat eaters! That is just a little song I like to call 'Hot Dog Stand Guy' and if you want to hear more than you can finally contact me at w,w,w, dot, I still don't have a computer you cheap skates who don't know how to give a decent wedding gift dot com. Thank You."
"Pheebs!" Shouted Joey, who was running towards Phoebe to give her a hug.
"Sweet mother of Lucifer! I can't believe it's you! I haven't seen you in forever Joey, how are you?"
"Oh, I'm not doing so well Pheebs." Joey replied. He was so happy he had finally reunited with one of his friends, who he hasn't seen in a while and could finally talk about how he was really doing.
"Awe, what's wrong Joe?" Questioned Phoebe, as she put her arm around Joey's shoulder.
"It's just I need to find a new agent, pronto and the one person who actually called about my ad and was really qualified was uh-"
"Oh my gosh Joey! did you sleep with her?" Phoebe asked, cutting off Joey's answer.
"No. No. No. No. Of course not. Well maybe a little." Joey admitted, looking down at the ground.
Phoebe knew how Joey was with women, but was still shocked at his actions. "Joey!"
"What? She slept with me first!" Joey snapped, trying to be witty.
"What?"
"Oh, never mind, but that's not all. I also shredded her contract afterwards when I left her apartment"
"Joey!" Phoebe yelled.
"What? I couldn't have been in a relationship with Mrs. Oh-my-god, and have to deal with her as my agent."
"Ew, you slept with Janice! Why Joey?"
"It was the champagne, you know how I get when I drink."
"Yeah I do." Phoebe smirked. "But, but that's not the point Joseph Francis Tribbiani!"
"I know, I did something horrible and trust me the guilt is eating me up. Like I'm some delicious meatball sub or something."
Ring! Ring! "Sorry pheebs one second I need to answer this. Hello?"
"Oh. My. God! Joseph Tribbiani! Do I have words to say to you!" Janice yelled over the phone.
Joey put his hand over the mouthpiece of the phone so Janice couldn't hear him. "Oh my god Pheebs! It's her!" Joey whispered loudly to Phoebe, who was sitting right next to him on the orange couch of Central Perk.
"You do?" Joey answered back into the phone.
"You bet mister! No one ever does that to Janice Litman! You think you're having problems in the publicity world now my friend, well then you have another thing coming to ya!" Janice threatened. "I am gonna screw you over so far in this world you live in. That no one will ever remember the name Joseph Tribbiani or his beloved character Dr. Drake Ramoray!" Janice aggressively hung up.
"Oh no. What did she say?" asked Phoebe.
Joey told Phoebe everything.
"Well, what are you going to do?"
"I don't know Pheebs. First things first though I need an Agent."
"I can be your agent." said Phoebe, hoping she'll be able to help out her friend. "I mean I know we tried this before, but It'll just be temporary."
"You were a great agent." Joey smiled.
"Yay!" Phoebe shouted as she hugged her friend tight. "We'll figure this out together Joe. You and me." said Phoebe, giving Joey a reassuring smile.
"Thanks Pheebs. You're the best." Joey returned the smile and gave her a tight squeeze.
