CHAPTER 2! Dads suck ass!

"Neri, Neri, NERI!"

"OW! EZLO, WOULD YOU QUIT HITTING ME?" Neri shouted in Minish at the elderly Minish, whom was hitting her over the head with his cane. "IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I AM SO GOING TO SNAP THAT THING IN HALF!"

"You shouldn't have flown out of here so suddenly."

"I wished I hadn't either..." Neri said, switching back to Dragon and getting cracked in the head again. "OW!"

"SPEAK MINISH!"

"LEARN DRAGON!"

"Shut the hell up! Is this all you two have been doing today?" Vaati walked into the room, Ezlo changing into a hat almost instantly. "You are losing your touch, old man. I thought you were to teach Neri, not beat her. Trust me, if I wanted, I could do that without your help."

Neri huffed out a wisp of smorke that instantly turned multi-colors. "He's been yelling at me all day."

Vaati groaned in annoyance. "How I put up with you two, I shall never know. Headache after goddesses damned headache."

"Your fault, you could have kept me on Outset, but, noooooo, 'I want my daughter' this and 'I want my daughter' that."

"Would you have preferred living on Outset?"

"...No, not really. As whiny as you are, I still love you."

"Glad to hear." He replied sarcasticly. "Get to your room and go do something."

"Can you turn me back, now?"

"No."

"Come on!"

"I said get to your room!"

"Fine." She glared.

The Wind Mage stood in the room next to the hat.

"What is it, Vaati?" Ezlo sighed exasperated.

"I want to know what you have been teaching her and talk about her grades."

"Oh dear....is it about the burnt homework?"

"What b-you know what, forget it. I'm not going to ask. No it is not about any burnt homework. I am just curious, that is all."

"You still haven't told her, is that it?"

"..."

"I'll take that as a no."

"She doesn't have to know. That was a long time ago." Vaati sighed.

"Hmm, acceptance is the first step to redemption." Ezlo murmured.

"I'm just happy with what I've done in the past!" He snapped at the cap. "I just don't want my daughter to know, that's all."

"Very well. Don't you think it's time for her lessons with you?"

"I have a splitting headache and I don't feel like getting burnt to a crisp right now, thank you very much."

"Who's the moron for listening to his girlfriend and trapping his daughter in her dragon form, now?" Ezlo asked, sound a little too smug.

"Oh shut the hell up. You weren't the greatest parent, either."

"It wasn't my job to be your parent, it was my job to teach you everything I knew. So, you're still the worse parent ever."

"And you're a jackass that I should really kill."

"Then who's going to teach Neri?"

"I despise you."

"Whatever." And the pissed off Wind Mage walked out.

MEANWHILE.

"So, you have a jackass dad, what about it?" Lisat shrugged.

"I want to be in human form!" Neri whined.

"Won't you get in trouble when he finds out you're on Outset?" Lisat asked her.

"Hmmmm...Maybe but right now I don't give a shit."

"What more could he do to her, anyway?" Link picked up a coconut. "Hey, Neri, can you open this for me?"

"What am I, a coconut opener?"

The two boys looked at each other. "Yeah."

Neri took it and threw it Link's head, cracking it open.

"There you go." the dragoness smiled sweetly at him.

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Lisat glanced at the unconcious Link. "Aw well."

"So, he had this bitch with him that suggested he keep me in my dragon form."

"Was she a spider bitch...?"

"...Where the hell did you get that idea from?"

"Spiderman."

Neri rolled her green eyes at him.

"This sucks some serious ass, I'll tell you that." she sighed.

"And it is going to suck more, NOW! NERI, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SNEAKING OFF?!"

"Oh shit!" Lisat shouted, dodging behind a boulder. "I AM NOT HERE!"

Vaati glanced at the rock. "I'm not going to turn you into a pup, if that is why you're hidding."

"Oh, good."

"Ummm, hi Dad.....ah shit. Should I start begging for mercy now?" Neri asked.

"That sounds good." Vaati smirked. "Now, get on your dragon knees-"

"DON'T REMIND ME OF MY CONDITION!"

"Just do it."

Neri did as she was told and used the "cute face" on Vaati. Softens him up everytime....

"Alright, fine, you're off the hook. Just get back to your room."

"Sweet!"