"Ichi-kuuuuun."

"Hime, I said no already."

Ichigo turned his back on his new wife who was clearly giving the look, in other words, the dreaded puppy dog eyes. Or in that case two pairs.

Orihime held onto a scruffy little puppy, all brown with a few dark spots, obviously a mutt. She had a cute little frown on her face and she held the puppy's face next to hers.

"Please? Just look at Bean-chans face, she looks so sad."

Which was totally wrong, for Bean-chan was a happy, drooling, tail-wagging mess.

"Hime, we can't, I don't even like dogs."

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Orihime had found the little mutt while walking home from work, and she couldn't help but pick it up, because she knew the perfect way it could be part of the family.

She just has to convince Ichigo first.

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"Hime, this is the last time I'm saying it, we can't have this dog here!"

Ichigo made the mistake of turning around; Orihime was on the verge of tears and was clutching Bean-chan ever so tightly.

"B-but I-I-I just w-w-want B-bean-chan a-as part of the f-family!"

"Hime don't cry, please, we can keep Bean-chan, alright?"

"R-really?"

Ichigo sighed, he was totally whipped.

"Yeah, yeah."

"Oh! That's wonderful! Baby is going to have a best friend!"

"Wait, what?"

Orihime paused in the middle of the happy dance, a shocked expression on her face.

"Hime, what do you mean about a 'baby'?"

Orihime straightened and smiled sheepishly at her husband.

"Ichigo-kun I thought Baby would want a best friend when he or she is finally born, and…"

"What do you mean?"

Orihime smiled and pointed to her belly with her free hand.

"You're going to be a father Ichi-kun!"

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I would love to see Ichigos face then, ha! Anyway, the bloody king probably won't update for a while, I'm so sorry! I have total and utter writer's block for that chapter, but I already have it planned out. So to clear my head, I'll be writing one shots and what nots instead. I also have no ideas for the one hundred lifetime thing, so yeah. I HATE YOU WRITERS BLOCK!