A/N: I feel so silly posting this. Thanks for the feedback, everyone!!

Light hummed in pleasure as he ran the brush through his hair, flipping his brunette locks around and watching them glisten and shine in the mirror.

Ah yes; he was beautiful.

L sat on the counter next to Light, watching wide-eyed as he groomed himself.

"Light-kun is very vain. He seems to think he is a celebrity."

"Shut up, Ryuuzaki. I happen to care about how I look, unlike some."

L scowled and shoved his thumb between his teeth to keep himself from snapping at the teen.

Light grabbed his conditioner and smoothed it through his hair, giving his locks another flip and not noticing when they smacked L right in the face. "You know, Ryuuzaki. You could really do with a makeover." He cocked his head to the side, staring at L's hair. "I'd have a lot to accomplish, but in the end I'm sure you'd look fabulous."

The detective wiped the conditioner off of his face and shoved Light away from him. "Light-kun is not going to make me look fabulous."

"No, really. Let me have a go at it!"

Thus began their latest struggle, in which Light tried to get some conditioner on L's hair and L tried to fight him off. Eventually, with a well-placed kick, L sent Light flying backwards and into the wall.

"Light-kun will not put artificial 'silky-shiny' enhancers on my hair," L said factually, mocking the name of the hair product. "I am not as concerned with my outward appearance as he is!"

Light wiped a bit of blood from his lip and stood back up. He scowled at L, but began to formulate a plan of action he would carry out later.

Yes. L's hair would be silky-shiny by the end of the day.

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Light's plan was working out perfectly! It was now midnight, and with a well-placed sleeping pill hidden in L's cake, the detective was now sound asleep.

Satisfied, Light whipped out his mountain of hair products and set to work.

The next morning, Light awoke to L perched on top of him, glaring daggers at the teen.

"Ryuuzaki! You look great!" he said with a nervous laugh.

Indeed, L's hair was trimmed and smoothed back and it looked very healthy, but L didn't seem to care about that.

"Light-kun drugged me and invaded my personal space!"

"You needed it!"

"I've never felt so violated!"

"You've never looked better!"

"I look like a fool!"

"But it's silky-shiny!"

Later on, when Light was nursing the bruise on the side of his face, he didn't regret fixing L's hair.

In fact, he was trying to think of a way to get L to change his wardrobe.

END

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