A/N: WOW! In one day I've racked up more than twenty reviews! This just proves how awesome you guys are! I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you guys liked this idea…? I wasn't going to update this quickly but I decided since you all are so great you deserved a reward, so I stopped work on my other pieces to complete this while I was at my grandparents' house (not much to do there except play Uno and write.) I hope you guys will enjoy this just as much as the last chapter. And due to popular demand, I've decided to write in Alicia Washington! Proof that your reviews can be answered! So please leave more reviews for me, because I love those. A lot.
Alicia Washington is now friends with Nathaniel Taylor, Jim Shannon, and ten others.
Mark Reynolds, Nathaniel Taylor, and eight others like this.
Lucas Taylor: Wait…what?
Alicia Washington: Not dead yet, bitch.
Maddy Shannon likes "Naomi Scott" and three other pages.
Josh Shannon: Who's Naomi Scott?
Maddy Shannon: An actress from 2011. She was on this really amazing television show on FOX. Super talented…
Josh Shannon: I thought we weren't allowed to break fourth wall…
Maddy Shannon: You've just broken fourth wall by acknowledging that I've broken fourth wall.
Josh Shannon: Dammit!
Maddy Shannon: Superior intellect :D
Maddy Shannon: I have an announcement: I AM PREGNANT!
Mark Reynolds: WHAT?
Jim Shannon: I agree: WHAT?
Maddy Shannon: I did NOT write that! I swear it's not true! JOSH…!
Josh Shannon: You should probably change your password to something less obvious :P
Maddy Shannon: I have now changed my password. And Josh Shannon will never guess this one…
Josh Shannon: Is it markreynolds?
Maddy Shannon: Screw you…
Elisabeth Shannon: Play nice now.
Alicia Washington: Anyone up for a pick-up game after patrol?
Mark Reynolds, Tim Curran, and two others like this.
Jim Shannon: I'll be ref! Who wants to bribe me the most?
Mark Reynolds: Dunham will bribe you the most—it's the only way he's going to win :P
Dunham: Ouch…a little early for trash talk, isn't it? And nobody bet on this game or else Tim Curran may kill you with a dinosaur…
Reilly: Dude. Too soon…
Malcolm Wallace: Who was the bloody genius who thought it would be funny to key my rover?
Jim Shannon, Alicia Washington, and eleven others like this.
Alicia Washington: Take your pick—everyone here hates you anyway…
Jim Shannon: What she said.
Malcolm Wallace: Bloody hilarious, isn't it?
Jim Shannon: Actually, it is.
Nathaniel Taylor: I'll have Jim Shannon look into it for you.
Jim Shannon: If I must…
Jim Shannon: Anyone with information regarding the vandalism of Malcolm Wallace's rover, please see me.
Malcolm Wallace likes this.
Alicia Washington: Do you honestly think the vandal's just going to give himself up?
Jim Shannon: Worth a shot. The investigation is now closed.
Malcolm Wallace: What? You didn't even look for actual clues. You just made a status about it!
Jim Shannon: Sorry. The trail's run cold.
Malcolm Wallace to Nathaniel Taylor: Your sheriff didn't do a bloody thing for me!
Nathaniel Taylor: If he says there's nothing he can do, there's nothing he can do.
Mark Reynolds to Maddy Shannon: May I have the honor of taking you to the orchards this evening?
Maddy Shannon likes this.
Maddy Shannon: Yes you may! I'd love to go to the orchards with you!
Zoe Shannon to Jim Shannon: Daddy, can you come home early to read me a bedtime story tonight?
Jim Shannon likes this.
Jim Shannon: What's wrong with Mommy reading you a bedtime story?
Zoe Shannon: She doesn't do the voices right.
Elisabeth Shannon: Bad luck, kiddo, Daddy's working late again.
Maddy Shannon checked in to "Terra Nova Orchards" with Mark Reynolds.
Mark Reynolds likes this.
Malcolm Wallace: Alright, who was the bloody idiot who parked my rover in the middle of a carnotaur's nest?
Jim Shannon and Alicia Washington like this.
Jim Shannon: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Malcolm Wallace: Stop enjoying this so much and open a bloody investigation!
Jim Shannon: No way! I'm not paid to deal with carnos. At least not when it comes to a grand theft case.
Malcolm Wallace to Nathaniel Taylor: Kindly ask your sheriff to recover my rover, will you?
Nathaniel Taylor: I'm afraid I can't. That rover's not going anywhere 'til those carnos clear out.
Malcolm Wallace: Flipping brilliant…
Mira and two others are attending the event "Raid on Terra Nova."
Mira, Lucas Taylor, and two others like this.
Mira: So who's in for tonight?
Nathaniel Taylor: Thanks for the heads up.
Mira: I thought I blocked you!
Mira checked in at "Terra Nova—Southeast Gate."
Nathaniel Taylor: Go get her, boys.
Mark Reynolds: Yes, sir.
Mira checked in to "Terra Nova Brig."
Nathaniel Taylor, Alicia Washington, and four others like this.
Mira checked in at "Terra Nova—Northern Gate."
Nathaniel Taylor: Dammit! She's loose!
Alicia Washington: She got away, sir.
A/N: And there you go! Another chapter, because I love you guys so much! And yes, Alicia Washington is technically dead but this is a crack fic, so it doesn't have to make sense. And besides, you guys asked for her, so I delivered. I hope that I'll get some more awesome reviews for this chapter. If you guys are really good, I may even write a third! Thanks for reading!