Me: Hey, guys! And before you kill me I would just like to say something!
Readers: (Brings down baseball bat) We're listening...
Me: I'm sorry for not updating this story. I've been stuck on it for a while. So, I've decided to put it on hold for now and upload it when I've got my interest back or until at least half the story is done.
Readers: WHAT?! (Gets ready to hit with the bat)
Me: (Snaps fingers and armor appears on me) I'M SORRY! ITS JUST REALLY HARD FOR ME! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!
Readers: You don't have a choice!
Me: AGAIN, REALLY REALLY SORRY. BYE, GUYS! (Runs away with the readers behind)
Camera Man: This isn't going to end well...(closes camera)
