On my way out I ran into the door - how do ponies open doors... - I reached up with my mouth and opened the door
I looked over and saw pinkiepie bouncing around then she went into sugercube corner
my stomache started to rumble so I said to myself, "why not"
I walked into sugercube corner and walked over to the counter, I said, "hi im new here, can I have a look at the menu?"

Pinkiepie said, "HI OMG WELCOME TO PONYVILLE MY NAME IS PINKIEPIE!"
I said, "I know"

She said, "what you cant know, u just got here!"

Panicking a bit I said, "nevermind, can I get a muffin?"

she smiled and said "absolutly-tootly!"
About a minute later she comes back with a muffin,
Not realizing how hungry I am, it disappears within seconds

"sorry, I guess I was just a bit hungry, but listen can u round up rarity applejack rainbowdash twillightsparkle and fluttershy,
I have something important to tell u all"

She said, "Sure!"
Then she bounced away, I got so bored waiting for them to get back
that I fell asleep on the floor

"is he dead?" I heard somepony say

"no - look u just woke him up - good job rarity"

"Oh good your all here!" I said

Twillight said, "have any ideas what These things are?" as twillight pulled nick and riley out of nowhere

so I said, "Ok the truth is I was going to my job, im really a human like they are, trixie just used her magic to transform me"

Rarity diecdied to chime in, "and she chose wonderful coulers!"

"wut?" I said

Rarity pulled out a mirror and showed me, I had white fur with green hair and wings!

"this looks awesome!" I exclaimed
"oh also can u turn nick and riley into ponies, they need to be discised too"

Twillight nodded, riley was a earth pony with pink skin and yellow hair
Nick had a yellow horn, with red fur and purple hair

"oh also trixie said we need to stay with some of u, can we? I dont think living in the same house would be a good idea tho, so can we live with any of u?"
we talked for a while and we diecided what we are going to do,
Nick is going to stay with applejack
Riley is going to stay with fluttershy
And im going to stay with rainbowdash

At the farm with nick...
In the barn applejack said, "ok Sugercube this is where yall gunna B sleeping, untill you get married and Y'all that then you have to sleep on the floor"

Nick said, "fine... well lets go meet up with the others then becuase theres not much else is there

Big mac comes in, "Nope."

At Fluttershys cottage with Riley...

Fluttershy shows riley a couch, "you can sleep on this if you like, and I have some blankets in the closet if u need them"

Riley said, "alright then thanks fluttershy!"

And finnaly at rainbowdashs house with me :D

Rainbowdash Yells at me, "Alright listen up, If your going to be living with me then you better not steal anything becuase I KNOW WHERE U LIVE!"

I respond, "ya... I know u do, I live with you"

Rainbowdash kind of blushes and says, "ya... well if u need to just bring a cloud in the house to sleep on, becuase again u can walk on clouds becuase u have wings"

I smile a bit, "alright well lets meet up with the others"
Rainbowdash nods

Back at Sugercube corner - - - - - - -
I say, "is there anything u need me to do? my bits arent going to last very long - and these guys dont even have bits at all!

riley and nick cant help but look helpless

Rarity Screams, "YOU COULD ENTER A BUEATY CONTEST! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D"

Nick Riley and I all look at her like she has lost her mind...

Pinkie pie screams, "WHOS UP FOR A CUPCAKE EATING CONTEST!?"

Every1 exept for fluttershy raised theyre hands
So we set off for sugercube corner,
pinkiepie said, "ok whoever eats the most gets 250 bits and free cupcakes/muffins for life!
2nd gets 100 bits and a free cupcake
3rd gets 10 bits

So we all got ready
"on your marks... get set... GO!" screamed pinkie
I started to plow through those cupcakes, rarity was slowly eating a single cupcake
I was in 3rd at the moment
30 seconds yelled pinkie
I sped up my pace and barley passed riley
15 seconds!
I was catching up on nick so he began to eat faster too
10
I was almost there
9
8
7
6
5
4
I Was tied
3
2
This is very close!
1...

I blacked out due to eating too many cupcakes