EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS:
Ki vs Tom Zened. Begin.
"My name is Tom Zened and I'm like Alvin but smarter.
Knocking you down with rhymes so hard, you'll feel like a acclimated little bugger.
You're a fanfiction author based OC who's scared of getting lied.
Me, I give a shit about people and concern for them when they cried.
Fact is, you're a chipmunk that used to be human.
Till C.G.I Alvin tricked you to drinking one of C.G.I Simon's potions that turned you inhuman.
I heard you got super powers, but they're controlled by your sister.
Call me Nascar nut, cause I'll out race your ass brother." Rapped Tom Zened.
Now it's Ki's turn to rap.
"Alright, time to have you drink my rhymes like mountain dew.
You're just a clone of Alvin who wears blue.
Yeah I'm scared of getting lied, but I am over it.
You wean't in any fan stories cause you're as soft as shit.
I'm in all the stories my author had wrote.
I have my dates with my girls written down on notes.
My Camaro could out ran your stupid Nascar race car.
revving it's engine loader than a fuckin lion's roar." Rapped Ki.
Now its Tom Zened's turn to rap.
"Now don't take me for some whip you punk.
I'll be showing you how to be a real chipmunk.
I'll put stones in my cheek pouches and spit them out like bullets at you.
You had time travel go wrong for you're such a new." Rapped Tom Zened.
Now it's Ki's turn to rap.
"I can't charge my super powers, but at least I got super powers.
To resurrect and also to spiritedly murder.
I'll be having you brouceing off the walls you little prick.
And when I'm finished, I'll have your author's female OC suck my dick." Rapped Ki as Nacole Radar appears at the scene and comes next to Ki by his left.
Ki and Nocole grabbed each other's paws and walked off the scene paw in paw.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.