A/N: Hey. I'm baaaaaack!

That's right I've got up the new chapter! Now I was going to make another kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws parody, but no one liked my other one so I came up with this! I hope you guys recognize where this song's from! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.

Wesker smiled to himself as he waited on line with his colleagues. He looked at Ada, HUNK, and the two he had met at the agency, Excella and Irving. He had convinced them all into helping him take over Christmas. He had paid HUNK, promised Hong Kong to Ada, Excella volunteered, and Irving was dragged into it by Excella.

"Who's up next?" the man dressed in green shouted as the little kid left the chair.

Wesker smirked. He walked up to the chair with jolly old St. Nick sitting in it.

"Ho ho ho! Aren't you kids a little old to be visiting Santa?" the man laughed from his chair.

Wesker looked at Ada to signal her. Ada nodded.

"Mr. Claus," she said in a seductive purr, bending over so she was face to face with Santa. "We are here to inform you that your replacement has arrived to take over for you.

"Replacement?!" he shouted leaping from his chair. "Who on earth is replacing me?!"

"That would be me." Wesker said calmly striding over to Santa. "Now I do believe you're in my spot." He grabbed Santa by the back of his collar and belt. He tossed the poor man into the window of a build a bear.

Billy Coen stood up and tore off his disguise. "That's it I quit!" he shouted storming out in his boxers. His anger didn't last too long. Once he walked out into the middle of the parking lot dressed like that, about 100 screaming fan girls were chasing him.

"Well, now that he's out of the way," Wesker said sitting himself down into the chair. "I think we should get started." They all agreed.

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"Come on!" Sherry shouted at Leon and Claire. "I want to go see Santa!"

"Okay, okay!" Claire laughed. "Isn't she cute, Leon?"

"Yeah, she's adorable." Leon said. He leaned closer to Claire. "Just wait until she hits puberty."

Claire glared at him. Leon merely shrugged. They stopped and looked at Sherry who was frozen and staring up at the air.

Leon was a bit concerned. "Sherry, you okay?"

Sherry pointed to what she was looking at. "Santa got an upgrade."

Leon and Claire looked up and nearly fainted at what they saw. Santa's workshop looked more like a medieval fortress. At the top Santa and Mrs. Claus sat. Though they didn't get a good look at the Mrs. Claus, Santa was unmistakable.

"Wesker!" They shouted in unison. Wesker smiled and clapped his hands. The three elves ran in front of Santa and Mrs. Claus. They stared at the entire mall. One was wearing a mask. He picked up a microphone and began to sing.

HUNK: BOW DOWN. BOW DOWN, BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED. BE CRUSHED, BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.

Over the music, the sound of Leon and Claire's jaws hitting the floor could be heard over the entire mall. They spoke in unison, "Oh. My. God." Irving took the microphone from HUNK and began to sing as well.

Irving: BOW DOWN. BOW DOWN, BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED. BE CRUSHED, BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.

Claire, Leon and several other shoppers had their hands over their ears. They knew Wesker was a bad guy, but making Irving sing was just pure evil. Irving handed the microphone to a very angry Excella. She was still upset that she couldn't be Mrs. Claus and be married to her precious Albie.

Excella: BOW DOWN. BOW DOWN, BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED. BE CRUSHED, BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.

The other two gathered around Excella to finish the song.

HUNK/Irving/Excella: BOW DOWN. BOW DOWN, BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED. BE CRUSHED, BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.

The entire mall was quiet except for the sound of a single person clapping. That person was Sherry. "Yeah! I like the new Santa!" She shouted hopping up and down.

Leon and Claire looked at each other. They each grabbed one of Sherry's arms and began to drag her from the mall. Leon stopped and looked back at the Mrs. Claus. "Ada?"

Ada realized that Leon had recognized her. She quickly whipped out her hook shot. She aimed for the roof and in a puff of embarrassment, Ada was gone.

"Ada, wait!" Leon shouted. He was about to chase after her when Claire stopped him.

"Leon stop!" She said calmingly. "I know you want to go after your girlfriend," Leon pouted. "But right now we need to go warn my brother about this."

Leon looked back at Wesker who was trying to get away from Excella's loving hugs of doom.

"Yeah," Leon sighed. "You're right. Let's go."

A/N: What will happen next? Will Sherry meet Santa? Will Leon find Ada? Will Excella finally get the hug? Will HUNK give Irving singing lessons? Will Claire notice I mentioned Steve in the last chapter? Why am I asking you all these questions when I'm the writer?

Find out next chapter.