August 23rd, 1839
It turns out that Alexander has…pets in his basement. Pets meaning invisible water creatures who want to nom nom on your face. I had gotten past two of them already. Why couldn't this guy have any normal pets like a kitty or something. The water next to the box I was on splashed, Mr. Wanna-Nom-on-Daniel clearly didn't like waiting for me to fall. Glaring at the water for a second before continuing picking the lock of the locked door that hopefully was the end of water for now. I heard the holy click of the door unlocking. I pulled the door open with such strength that I probably hit the water monster in the face. Served him right for chewing on me. I quickly jumped into the room and shut to door. Then I noticed. I was in a hallway, filled with water. I started to walk before I heard the door breaking and the water monster's roar. THERES ANOTHER ONE! I started to run. I could hear the monster splashing behind me, soon I found a room and pulled the door open then slamming it behind me. Phew! Safe. BLASPHAMY! The creature had started to eat the door. I went back to running blindly in a random direction. After jumping over a few boxes and chairs that acted as a helpful obstacle for the monster I found another door. Once safely inside the room, I saw another door on the other side of the room. I ran at it but while pulling it open, it connected with my face. I got slightly mixed up with my sense of direction, as one tends to do after they have wacked any logic out of their head with a thick wood door. I saw a door and ran at it, only to find it being eaten by the monster. "Wrong door." I then ran in a blind panic to the other door and got the door open the monster had finished with the door and was after me again. FORGET THIS! I didn't take the time to close the door behind me as I ran.
Note to self: Doors tend to give you trouble at the worst times