Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Author's Note: Hello again, this is the second chapter of Chanted Nights. No yaoi or hinted yaoi in this story! I should mention the name of this fanfiction is for a reason, and in no way based on romance. Of course there is going to be romance in this story. I don't know what else to say, thank you for the review yaissa-chan, even though it was in Spanish, I still got the answer from google translate ahaha :D. I found out that Haru in fact, doesn't always talk in 3rd person, so I'm going to also not ALWAYS put her sentences in 3rd person, but it will still be in 3rd person MOST of the time. I will seperate parts of the story where everything happenes basically the same way they do in the anime/manga with this -.
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn and never will.
Chanted Nights
Chapter 2: Dying Will
April 7th, Time: 16:08 PM, Location: Namimori – Namimori Middle school
Where is Yamamoto? It's been nearly half an hour since Haru left. And I'm getting kind of cold... I wasn't leaning against the wall anymore. I was instead outside the gate, sitting on a bench, mainly because Hibari had told me to get out because the school gates were closing. Come to think of it... we never actually decided on where we would meet up... So I might have just been sitting here for the last 30 minutes for no reason at all...
I sighed and stood up. I think I should probably start going home now, it's quite late and my mom might get worried.
"Yo." I heard someone say behind me. I turned around and saw around 8 thugs behind me.
"HIIEEEE!" I yelled and quickly started to run away.
Someone grabbed my shoulder. "Woah woah woah, where are you running off to so fast?" He said and pulled me back. Damn it...
"Hehehehe..." I heard laughter and some whispers. "You might survive this with a few broken bones." One of them said.
"HIEEEEE!" I yelled and somehow managed to break free, but then someone had tripped me over right as I had stretched my leg.
"Hahahaha..." They all laughed. I tried to break free from their grip but I couldn't.
A single thought occurred in my head, it was one of the most ridiculous thought I had ever had in these kinds of situations.
Fight. "Fight?" I mumbled out loud.
"The hell did you say?" Someone said. That really is the most ridiculous thought ever... I raised my fist and tried to punch the person who was gripping me, but instead of him getting punched, I was the one who got hit. He had hit me right as I had raised my arm.
"Haha, what were you even trying to do?" He asked and I felt how my shoulder went a bit numb because of the grip. Damn it... I wish I was stronger.
"Then how about you evolve two steps." I heard a kid's voice say in the distance. And at the next second it felt like something was shot inside of me. But the feeling that happened right after, was something much weirder than all of that in together. What is this feeling...
Someone behind me had raised his hand. It's like I can see behind myself and hear everything...
I quickly broke free of the grip and punched the elbow of the person's hand. It seemed like the thug got a bit hurt from it as he fell to the ground while holding his hand and yelling. I can feel how the air is moving when someone moves their legs or arms... What is going on... I felt how someone was going to put his hand on my shoulder.
"Wait just a minute kiddo, we're not going to let you go that easily." He said, I immediately turned around, grabbed his arm and punched him in the face with my other hand. He was knocked to the building's wall that was next to me. It seems like my strength has improved by quite a bit...
No one said a word, but I could feel how they all tensed up and I already knew what was coming next. And I was correct, two people were now running towards me, but I just bumped their heads together when they were close enough to me. Three people now started to run towards me from different directions, I felt how the one that was behind me tried to punch me in the neck, I ducked and hit him with my leg so he fell down, then I stood on my hands and kicked the other two on the heads. When I got back up, then there were only two others left.
They are going to run. And sure enough, they started to run away, and fell multiple times while running.
"Good job Dame-Tsuna. You showed them who's the boss." The kid who had been sitting on the wall watching me said.
"Reborn, what's going on?" I said. My voice was much calmer and much more mature and demanding than before.
The kid smirked and said, "You're in the state called, Hyper Dying Will Mode. Your senses and ability to think have increased by around 80% out of 500%. The amount of blood and the temperature of your blood rises. Of course you're not nearly as strong to actually not feel anything when you're going to revert back to your normal state, because your senses having to revert back will slow down, but at the same time, it'll slow down your reflexes, your body's movements and the things that are happening inside your body. When your body slows down, then your heart's blood bumping rate will also slow down, because your blood is hotter than it usually is and you have more blood than usually, then basically your whole body will start to hurt because it is not trained to be used to nor be strong enough to withstand the temperature and amount of blood inside you. Nothing will happen to how you look because o-"
"I get it." I said. "What am I supposed to do, to revert back to my original state?" I asked, but already knew the answer.
"I think it's pretty obvious." Reborn said and smirked. I calmed my senses and tried to control the speed of my heart pumping in my blood, it worked and I could feel how the ability to sense behind myself left and probably everything else that I obtained with the HDWM left as well. It looks like my eyes were a different colour because the colour of my vision is now... much different.
"Reborn! Why are you here?" I asked. He just smirked.
"I was taking a walk." He said. There's no way you were! And then right away, I could feel how my stomach started to hurt, and every other part of my body started to hurt as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRH!" I yelled and probably blacked out because of the pain.
April 13, Time: 11:15 AM, Location: Namimori – Tsuna's house
I groaned and opened my eyes. Damn... it's too bright...I tried to get up and surprisingly I could. It didn't hurt at all. How long was I asleep... because it must have been a while if I'm completely fine now. And this is my room... right?
"Ciaossu Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said from behind me.
"Reborn! How long was I out? And how did I get to my room."
"It looks like you were out for a while." YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT ALREADY! "You were out for 6 days." 6 DAYS? 6 DAYS OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE KYOKO-CHAN! NOOOO! "And you were carried here by Yamamoto." Reborn said.
I froze immediately. "Yamamoto?" I asked.
Reborn nodded and said "I asked for him to carry you to your house, and so he did."
I didn't move. I wonder why Yamamoto didn't show up earlier. Was he even there? Why did it take so long for him to come.
"Dame-Tsuna, what are you doing? Go to school already, it's past 11 AM." Reborn said and smacked me up the head.
"Owwww! Why did you hit me?!"
"I felt like it." What?! Whatever... I should go to school.
I went and changed my pyjamas to my school clothes and went downstairs. I wonder what Reborn told mom... because he probably didn't say that I'm in the mafia, hopefully.. "Hello mom." I said when I went to the kitchen.
"Ara Tsu-kun, good morning. I'm happy that you're awake finally, Reborn-kun told me that you had studied over at your friend's place and you studied too much and collapsed. Leave it to Reborn to think of something completely dumb that still is somehow believable. I ate and then left to school.
Nothing out of the ordinary happened while I was walking except for the fact that a dog started to chase me because I was eating meat.
When I finally reached school I was a bit sweaty and tired. I walked up the stairs and entered the school, then when I reached the door to my classroom I sighed. This is like one week ago when I was late to school, only this time I have a reason..
I opened the door to my classroom and entered inside. "Sorry I'm late." I said and I saw how one of the students immediately stood up, it was Yamamoto. He sat back down and looked down on his table. It seems like the teacher didn't notice that. And for some reason everyone was sitting in a different place.
"That's alright Sawada, pick a card, and sit on the desk that has your number on it." I picked a card and looked around the classroom. "That would be the desk that's right next to Yamamoto and right before Gokudera Hayato, the new transfer student. "Bad luck Tsunayoshi... it seems Gokudera is a bit of a thug.." The teacher whispered to me. It seems like the teacher is really on my side, because he helps me out whenever he can, his name is Haruda Senji and he's the math teacher. "That's alright." I said and sat down on my seat.
I didn't notice it before, but the student that was sitting behind me was Kyoko-chan so when I noticed I immediately blushed. YES YES YES YES YES!
When the class bell rang to signal that it was the food break then I took my food and went to the usual place. I noticed Yamamoto on his chair not really doing anything, just looking at his food. I should talk to him. I went and put my hand on his arm.
"Hey, could I talk to you for a bit." He turned around and it looked like he was about decline, but he nodded and so we went on to the roof.
"Why didn't you show up a week ago? I waited for you for quite some time."
"Sorry Tsuna, I had to go clean up after practice."
"Oh right he had practice."
"Tsuna I've got to get back to class because the teacher asked me to answer some questions about baseball, so... sorry about that haha." I laughed, said bye to him and started eating my lunch.
"What was that about?" I choked on my drink and started coughing. "Is Tsuna-san alright?" I heard Haru ask. I lifted my thumbs up signalling that I was perfectly fine while coughing. "But you're choking!" She said and hit my back which didn't really help that much, but still helped a little.
When I finished dying I said. "I-I didn't even notice you were here Haru." That's weird, I should have noticed her before.
"Haru guessed, but what was that all about?" She asked.
"Uhhh... n-n-nothing."
"You're a terrible liar."
"I know... I figured that out like forever ago."
"You're not answering Haru's question."
"W-well it was about boy stuff, s-so you really aren't part of this." Haru sighs and then mutters something, I didn't hear what it was, but she then said. I really don't have a reason to keep his from Haru, but I feel like I shouldn't mention anything...
"I guess it's fine... it probably really doesn't have anything to do with Haru." Haru said and smiled. "So how have you been this week? And why haven't you been to school this week?"
"Uhhh..."
"I see, well, how about we walk home together today?" She asked suddenly.
"Huh?"
"Well we didn't get to do it last week, so let's do it today, plus I still have to insult you." Why does she want to walk home with me?
"Why do you want to walk home with me? I-I'm boring, I'm not interesting at all, and I'm well... Dame-Tsuna."
"Does it really matter, you're the only interesting person in this school so far. Plus we live at the same direction, so I really don't see a reason why not."
Because I took out 8 thugs that probably wanted to maybe possibly kill me... Instead of saying that I said "O-okay I guess..." She finally smiled a brighter smile and we didn't really talk about much else, because I guess it was a bit awkward between us. Well she probably didn't feel anything, only I did.
When the school day ended then I went and waited for Haru at the school gate. She had left before me to go talk to the teacher about something. While I was waiting I saw how the transfer student was walking towards the school gate, specifically, the direction I was at. Crap! I forgot his name... what do I do if he talks to me...
"So you are the tenth boss of the Vongola family." He said and took out something that looked like a toy dynamite. How does he know about the mafia thing?! And why did he take out those toys?!
"Huh? W-what are you talking about? Ho-how do you know about the mafia thing?"
"There's no way you are the Tenth boss. You don't have any power or any kind of family. You're just a regular kid. Which is why I'm going to beat you, and become the boss myself!" He said and it seemed like he lit his toy dynamites with just air, but that wasn't something that was possible.
Next he threw the toy dynamites at me. Why is he throwing those toys...
"Dame-Tsuna, those are not toys." Reborn said behind me.
"Reborn! What are you doing here?"
"Dodge it Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said and I, on instinct, jumped to the right, so the damage that the dynamites did when they exploded wasn't too bad. But it was big enough to make me fly a couple of feet to the side.
"W-what? Why did those toys explode?!" I half-yelled-half-asked.
"Those aren't toys Dame-Tsuna, when will you learn." Reborn said and the transfer student smirked. Wait if those aren't toys then they are real, why is a student wearing dynamites to school... "Gokudera Hayato" That's his name, I'd better remember that from now on... "specialises on dynamites, he was originally from a different family, but he left it and, now you can call him a 'free hitman'." Reborn said.
"What am I supposed to do now?!"
"Fight." Reborn said. FIGHT?! WITH WHAT?!
"FIGHT WITH WHAT?! AND HOW?! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE NOTICED THIS REBORN, BUT I'M AS WEAK AS A FLY!"
"You can say that again." I heard Reborn mutter to himself which made me grit my teeth.
I saw how more bombs were thrown in my direction, I managed to dodge those as well, but the amount of space I had to run was coming to an end. Damn it, if only I was stronger, then I could defeat Gokudera...
I watched as how Gokudera threw bombs at me and I closed my eyes, the next second I felt how immense rage swelled up inside me. I stood up even though I hadn't remembered falling down. "GOKUDERA HAYATO! I WILL DEFEAT YOU WITH MY DYING WILL!" I yelled and started to extinguish the dynamites that he had thrown at me. Gokudera looked shocked for a moment, but then said.
"Two times the bombs!" And he threw twice the amount of bombs than he had before. But yet again I extinguished all of the bombs. Then Gokudera tried to throw three times the amount he would have normally had, but he wasn't able to throw them because there was just too much to handle them all, but I extinguished even those, thus saving both mine and his life.
Gokudera looked shocked for a second, then he bowed towards me and said. "Amazing, this is what the Vongola's boss is capable of, you saved me even though I was attacking you. Thank you!" Gokudera said and then started to beg for forgiveness. I felt how the rage and anger left me and how I sighed. You just tried to kill me.
"That's alright Gokudera-kun. Why do you even want to become the boss?" I asked.
"Well... to be honest I didn't actually want to become the boss, rather I just wanted to test the boss. And now that I've done it I wish to join your family Tenth, please accept me as your right hand man!" Gokudera almost scared me with how loyal he became right after he tried to kill me.
"I-I don't need a right hand man ahahaha.." I laughed nervously and put my hand behind my neck.
"Then I shall become your right hand man Tenth!" Gokudera said while sticking his fist into the air.
Then I sighed and grinned. Well at least it seems like we aren't enemies anymore. I stood up and noticed that I was really cold for some reason.
"Huh...?" I looked down and saw that I was only wearing the boxers I put on in the morning. "HUUUUUUUH?!" I yelled and quickly covered my body with hands. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" I yelled towards Reborn, but Reborn wasn't there. If that wasn't already bad, then I heard Haru's voice coming closer to where me and Gokudera were. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
"Is someone there?" Haru asked.
"W-what am I going to do?!" I half-screamed half-whispered.
"T-Tenth, I could give you my clothes." Gokudera said and was about to take his clothes off, but I said.
"No I wouldn't even have enough time to put them on!" CRAP CRAP CRAP!
To make matters even worse, then Gokudera yelled. "NOONE'S HERE DUMB GIRL! GET AWAY!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOKUDERA-KUN?!
"Gokudera-san! What do you mean dumb girl?!" Haru yelled and it seemed like she had started to run. Right when I was completely out of hope, I saw Reborn on the wall again and he threw a suitcase at me. I managed to not catch the suitcase and instead fall down while the suitcase landed on top of me. But I didn't have time to even yell at Reborn, I opened the suitcase and in there were some socks.
"WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled at Reborn and threw the suitcase at Reborn which he just deflected with his hand and the suitcase landed back on my head. Reborn you will never, ever, EVER get into my house again!
Wait why don't I just run away, like run behind the school. That'd be perfect! I turned around and almost screamed. WHERE THE HELL DID THESE TREES AND BUSHES COME FROM?!
"I got it Tenth, hide in the bush. Then the stupid woman won't notice you!" Gokudera said.
Of course. I ran to the nearest bush that wasn't see-through and hid in it.
"What do you want stupid woman." That wasn't really a question it seemed.
"What is Gokudera-san doing here all by himself." Haru asked.
"Am I not allowed to be by myself around the school?" Gokudera asked.
"Haru doesn't really trust thugs like you being near school alone like that. Are you hiding a body of an innocent grade-schooler in one of those bushes? That wouldn't surprise me at all if that were the case." I heard footsteps.
"W-wait, idiot girl, just leave." Gokudera said. I peeked through the bushes leaves and saw that Gokudera was about 7 steps away from me in front of Haru and blocking her path.
Haru sighed and said. "Well whatever, if a body will be found tomorrow then Haru will tell everyone else that Gokudera-san is the person who is responsible for that." She started walking away from Gokudera.
When she had left then I got out of the bush and sighed in relief.
"That was lucky..." I said. "Thanks Gokudera." I added pretty much right away. I looked up to see that Gokudera seemed to be overjoyed because I had thanked him.
"T-that was nothing Tenth!" He said while blushing and holding the back of his neck. I sighed again.
"I really need some clothes now... and no, you are much taller than I am so your's wouldn't fit me." I added pretty much right away knowing what Gokudera would have said.
"Ciaossu." I heard the annoying kid say. I immediately looked towards where voice came from and saw Reborn there.
"You're never allowed in my house again." I said. "Take your clothes Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said and threw another suitcase at me.
"I swear if I open it and there's gonna be another pair of socks inside it then I'm nev-" I gasped when I opened the suitcase. Inside it were 4 pairs of my normal school outfits. "Reborn..." I said, and threw the suitcase at Reborn. "THESE ARE TOO SMALL FOR ME!" The outfits were the same size Reborn was.
Reborn made a baby face and said, "But... it's hard to find your-sized clothes." I think it's even harder to find your-sized clothes...
I sighed. At least it's getting dark, so when I start walking home, then there's a big chance no one will actually notice me pretty much naked.
"Gokudera, I'll see you tomorrow... I'm gonna go home."
"How are you going to get home Tenth?" Gokudera asked. I shrugged.
"I'll just try to sneak by everyone."
"Okay... well, good luck Tenth." Gokudera said and helped me up the wall.
And miraculously I made it home without anyone noticing me.
April 13th, Time: 19:00 PM, Location: Namimori – Tsuna's House
"The food is great as always mama." Reborn said.
"That's true, your food really is great mom." I said as well.
"Ara, thank you Tsu-kun and Reborn-san. By the way Tsu-kun, your math teacher called and said that the class will be going for a class trip soon and he wanted to know if you were going as well." Mom said.
"Ummm..."
"Of course he will. Dame-Tsuna loves class trips." Reborn answered for me. Don't decide for me!
"Oh and one more thing Tsu-kun, Reborn-san told me that you would need more school uniforms, so I went and bought you around 8 and they are in your closet. I also tidied your room."
"Thanks mom." Does that mean Reborn will keep shooting me with... whatever that even was. He explained the Hyper Dying Will Mode, but what is that other mode then? Just... Normal Dying Will mode?
I pondered on the thought for a bit until I just shrugged my shoulders and kept eating.
"Time to start studying Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said.
"W-wait, I'm not done eating yet!" I said, but Reborn didn't look like he cared.
April 14th, Time: 7:45 AM, Location: Namimori – Namimori Middle School
I yawned and opened the classroom door and immediately I was greeted with Gokudera Hayato.
"Good morning Tenth!" He said.
"AAAH!" I yelled and fell on my back. "G-Gokudera-kun? Wh-what are you doing here?" I asked, while Gokudera just stared at me.
"Isn't it obvious, I'm greeting the Tenth with a good morning!" He said and grinned. I sighed and got up. I meant why you were standing at the door. But I decided to leave that question just as a though.
"Yo Tsuna!" I heard from my left, I looked over and saw Yamamoto walking towards me and Gokudera.
"G-good morning Yamamoto." I said and laughed nervously.
"What do you want with the Tenth?" Gokudera said to Yamamoto.
"The Tenth? Are we playing some sort of mafia game? Let me in too!" Yamamoto said. He thinks this is a game...
Then those two started arguing, or well, Gokudera started arguing with Yamamoto, it seemed like Yamamoto was just having fun.
"Good morning Tsuna-kun." I heard a girl's voice behind me.
"K-Kyoko-chan, h-hello and good morning!" I said stuttering and scratched the back of my head. Ahhhh... I'm talking to Kyoko-chan...
"How are you Tsuna-kun?" Kyoko asked.
"Great ahahaha..." I said and only then noticed Hana next to Kyoko.
"Let's go to class now Kyoko." She said and pulled Kyoko into class. I sighed and went inside as well, leaving Gokudera chase Yamamoto outside.
"Good morning Tsuna-san." I heard a tired yet still happy voice after I had sat down on my seat. I looked over to my right and saw Haru sitting right next to me, her head rested on her hands and was quite slumped.
"H-Haru... w-why are you next to me?" I asked.
"I was just bored. In Haru's old school anyone could have sat next to someone to just talk with them during breaks." I sighed.
"R-right uhmmm... why do you look so tired?" I asked trying to start a conversation.
"Because Haru stayed up late to..." She yawns and continues. "make something."
"What were yo-" She cut me off.
"Nothing important." She said. It didn't look like she was blushing either, so she probably didn't make something that was for a boy or something... She turned her head towards me. "Why are you staring at me..?" She asked.
I noticed what I was doing and immediately looked away while my cheeks turned a little red. "S-sorry... I was just curious why you were tired.." I said and laughed nervously.
"... by the way, why didn't you show up yesterday? Haru waited for at least an hour before going home." I blushed slightly because of what had happened yesterday.
"What's up?" She asked, I just shook my head.
"S-sorry, I actually had to go home, uhhh... my mom didn't feel well a-and uhh... y-yeah..." I said and laughed nervously again. Haru just stared at me for a moment then said.
"Have I told you that you're an awful liar?"
"Yes. Sorry... it's boy stuff.. ahahahaha..." I laughed nervously one more time.
"Again?" She sighed and just like the first time she decided to leave the subject. "Since Tsuna-san didn't show up yesterday, then you better show up today." She said and stood up from the seat.
I nodded. She was about to leave, "Oh" I grabbed her arm, which made her look back at me. "S-sorry" I let go of her arm. "But I probably would have forgotten to ask you this later during food break. But do you think Yamamoto and Gokudera-kun could join us?" She just nodded and I slumped back to my seat. "Thanks." I said.
"For what..?" She sighed and said. "Well... cya during lunch break then." I nodded and put my head on my hands and watched how Haru left to sit on her seat near the entrance of the class.
Ughhh, why did I act so dumb just now. I don't even like Haru in that way, and I still manage to make her think that I like her. At least I'm pretty sure she would think that. Because who wouldn't think like that when someone grabs your arm or looks at you for a while.
"Tenth, did you study for today's test?" Gokudera asked once he had sat down in front of me.
Yes... more than I wanted to actually... thanks to Reborn... I said and yawned.
"Yea..."
"Of course you would study for this. The Tenth is the best at everything, you probably didn't even have to study. I bet you knew all of the questions that were on the paper out of the top of your head!" Yea the only question I was able to answer was the question "Are you ready?" And that was asked by Reborn... not to mention that my answer wasn't even correct on that question..
"Are you smart Gokudera-kun?" Gokudera seemed to be shocked from that question.
"Uhhh.."
"How many points did you get on your last test?" I asked
"100." Maybe he was lucky...
"What about the test before that?"
"100." Okay he is definitely smart.
The teacher walked in and so me and Gokudera stopped talking.
April 14th, Time: 11:30 AM, Location: Namimori – Namimori Middle School
I was walking up to the roof, Gokudera, Yamamoto and Haru were behind me. When I opened the door to the roof I saw the thugs that I had beaten 1 week ago there.
"Look at that, little Dame-Tsuna has made some friends it seems hahaha." One of them said. How come they aren't scared. Normally when someone kicks someone's ass, then they are completely scared and never want to be in their way ever again.
"You got some lucky punches on us 1 week ago." One of them said. That definitely doesn't explain why they aren't scared...
"Huh? Who the hell are you lame idiots." Gokudera asked and walked forward.
"Gokudera... watch out!" I whispered to him. He mumbled something like.
"The boss doesn't believe in what I'm capable of, I need to prove to him that I can be reliable."
THAT'S NOT IT!
"Enough, no fighting! You 8 are banned from this roof as I seem to recall. I'm in the student council so if you guys don't get out of this place right now, then you are all not allowed to come to this school ever again." Haru said while stepping in front of us.
"Haru it's dangerous!" I muttered, but she didn't even listen.
"Not allowed to come to this school ever again." One of the guys mocked her and they all laughed. "Look girly how about you get the hell out of here before something bad mi-" He was cut off by getting kicked in the... well... that place..
"Ouch..." Yamamoto and I said. Gokudera just snorted.
"D-d-d-dam-damn y-you-u... " The guy said and collapsed on to the ground.
"Catch that girl!" The guys said and started running towards Haru. Then Gokudera and Yamamoto ran in front of Haru and I pulled Haru away from there.
"You should probably go tell this to the teachers.." I told Haru. She nodded and left. I watched amazed at how Gokudera and Yamamoto beat up all of the bullies with ease. It looked so easy when they did it.
"Wow." I exclaimed. I noticed how Gokudera silently cheered to himself. Is he happy that I was surprised...?
After Haru had come back with the teacher then, first the teacher was a bit surprised, but then he decided to call the cops. Cops? Just for that...? That's quite rough... Well at least I don't have to be in constant fear of being stalked and possible being killed by the bullies.
"Thank you for informing me about this Haru. These students or rather, thugs are now banned from coming to this school." The teacher said and left. The police soon showed up and took all of the bullies away.
"Well... shall we eat haha?" Yamamoto said and laughed. We all did for some reason.
"Sure." I said and we took out our lunches.
To be continued!
Author's Note: Well... here we are, the second chapter. Tell me how you feel about this chapter, because this definitely isn't that good, and I want to improve this story as much as possible. Criticism is always welcome. I probably suck at writing comedy... sorry about that. Well... if you have any questions ask, or PM or whatever. Well see you next chapter hopefully!