NCIS and House MD Crossover

by yourface-isgreat

When the NCIS team is in a crash, and Ziva has symtoms that nobody but Dr. House can explain, they are all off to NJ! Major McAbby, Tiva, Huddy just to let you know

2. Chapter 2: Why am I Here?

Chapter 2!!!!!! Yay!!!!!

Ziva looked at Dr. House, "Hey…. I know you! You diagnose unexplainable cases! But, if I was in a car crash, why do you have my case?" Then she looked the bed next to her, "Oh my God! Timmy!" McGee was in the next bed, IV fluids in both of his arms and, obviously, in a coma. "Oh- I can wait, fix him first! Please!" House shook his head, "Nope! She-" he pointed outside to a woman who was talking to Gibbs, "gave me your case, and, if I don't want to be tortured by those idiots who come through the clinic, I must solve your case first." Ziva nodded as she looked at McGee, and tears started rolling down her face. "Oh! Don't tell me you love him or whatever!," Tony perked up when he heard that and said, "Oh, she doesn't love him, do you Ziva," he was hoping she would say no, and she said, "Oh, no! Not like that! He's just a friend. But, I was in a car crash, why do you have my case?" Tony said, "Ziva, because, you almost hit a truck, and stopped in the middle of the street. A big rig didn't see us and hit us." Then Ziva noticed that Tony had a broken arm and a broken nose. "Yes, we need to solve the puzzle of you stopping in the middle of the street. Its really baffling, and he will be fine, after we diagnose you," said House, nodding his head. "Oh. Well, do whatever you want, then." said Ziva, disappointed. She knew Abby would be either, or both, sad and crying when she heard.

"Well…." House said when they all walked into the DDX room. "Well what?" said the gorgeous doctor, Robert Chase. "Ummmm… we should get an MRI." said Remy Hadley, A.K.A 13, "Because I have no clue what she has." "Yeah, me neither." said Eric Foreman. "Oh, yeah, side with your girlfriend." House said, with to which Foreman and 13 both shouted, "WE ARE NOT DATING!!!" and then they looked at each other, then looked away. "Yeah right. Get an MRI and a lumbar puncture. I'm going home." said House turning out the door.

House was walking out the door when Lisa Cuddy, House's boss, stopped him. "House! You can't leave yet! Its only 3:00!!! House!" she said as he got on his motorcycle. "Well seeing as I have already checked out, and you can't out run me on my bike, I'm gone." And then he sped away to his apartment.

Ziva was talking to Tony and eating lunch when she started to shake violently. "Ziva. Ziva! Nurse!!! Help!" said a very nervous and scared Tony. She was having a seizure.

Hopefully you like it. (Do any of you watch both NCIS and House? Isn't Cuddy a jerk?)