Part 2 of 'A Woman Scorned', for your enjoyment! Plz review!

S - Oh my God! Oh my GOD!!!

J - That was hilarious on a whole new level of hilarity.

D - I could barely keep a straight face! He looked at me like I was crazy, or drunk, or something.

T - That was by far the best prank I have ever participated in.

S - Real team effort. Thanks guys, I owe you one.

J - Nah, Carter, it's like we said before: you're family, and he deserved it.

S - Well thank you anyway.

D - You're welcome.

T - Indeed.

J - So, what's next?

D - Next?

S - Now . . . we go back to our day-jobs, sir, and hope Ben doesn't report us to Hammond.

J - Who's Ben?

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S - He's the guy we just played a prank on, sir. Ink? Remember?

J - Ah. I didn't know his first name.

S - You didn't?

J - No. But I do now.

D - Is he likely to report us?

S - I don't think so, but then what do I know? I thought he was a decent guy, but then he turned out to be a complete jackass.

T - If he is intelligent, he will now know that we can be dangerous to upset, and he will let things lie.

J - Big 'if' there.

S - He's got a PhD, sir. I think we can rely on his intelligence, if we can't rely on his integrity.

D - Let's hope so.

J - I'm surprised you didn't hit him, when he said . . . what he said.

S - He said that sex was all I was good for. And I did hit him.

J - You did???

S - Course I did. You didn't think I was just going to take insults like that, did you?

J - No I didn't. Which is why I said I was surprised you didn't thump him.

D - How hard did you hit him?

S - Not very hard. Hard enough to hurt, but not hard enough to bruise.

T - A wise decision. Bruising would most likely earn him sympathy.

S - Yeah, and we certainly wouldn't want that.

J - I'm curious, why did you agree to go on a date with him anyway?

S - Cos . . . he seemed nice. He was very charming and handsome, and seemed to genuinely like me, and I just thought it might be fun.

J - Just goes to show you can never trust the charmers.

S - Yep. Like I shouldn't have learnt that lesson years ago.

D - You once said Jonas Hanson was very charming.

S - Exactly. I have a weakness for ass-holes who have a natural gift for charm.

D - You always figure them out, though.

S - I was engaged to Jonas before I figured him out.

J - Still, you got there.

S - Eventually.

T - We should celebrate our victory over Doctor Williams.

J - Indeed. Cake?

S - Cake would be good.

J - Excellent.

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