Retarded Cow
And Naruto came out of the room.
"And as your narrator I shall tell you the story of how Naruto Uzumaki and Alucard met one day. You're wondering who I am to be able to tell you such a story could be told as one such as me could say. Well my name Seras Victoria, and here with me to help tell the story is Sasuke Uchiha. So Sasuke tell me a little bit about the Kyuubi and Naruto Uzumaki."
"Well Naruto is stupid and idiotic, and very loud. He annoys the heck out of me and is my greatest rival, well next to Itachi. And I don't know anything about the kyuubi that is inside of Naruto."
"Well anything else about Naruto that you would like to tell me, Uchiha-san?"
"Yeah sure...he has the body of a sex god, but you didn't hear that from me."
"Okay, and I guess it's my turn to tell a little bit about Alucard. Alucard the silent, but kind vampire. Who sees the face of logic and understands that even as a vampire there is no reason to kill meaninglessly. He is so kind, and has such a nice body, I just love him.(Seras blushes, Sasuke looks at her funny)"
"Okay while she ogles the picture of Alucard-sama in her head we should get back to the story we were about to tell you. And so we go back to the story."
'And so as Naruto stepped out of the room he accidentally ran into one of the people who lived in the house. Alucard. Naruto now was slightly older I would say he was at least fifteen,(that means Sasuke is fifteen now too). Naruto looked up to see a quite annoyed Alucard. "Uh I didn't mean to do that...uh...don't hurt me," Naruto then started to apologize. "It's okay," Alucard had said to the slightly flustered Naruto. "Hey so why are you mad?" Naruto asked remembering how Alucard looked when he had bumped into him. "Ah well it's a long story...but it involves the police girl." "Oh well bye," Naruto said, suddenly remembering where he was going, "Oh yeah hey do you know where the shower is?" "Yeah, here I'll show you to the shower room," and Alucard walked off leading Naruto to the shower room. Then Naruto took his shower (Sasuke nosebleed) and wrapped a towel around his waist."
"Hey why are you two telling them that story?" Naruto asked his hair still wet from the shower, and with the towel around his waist, "Hey Sasuke is there something wrong?"
"Uh no" Seras answered for Sasuke who was ogling Naruto.
"Are you sure?" Naruto asked.
"Yes I'm fine," Sasuke answered himself this time, "you can leave now."
And leave Naruto did, and that was a story about Naruto Uzumaki and when he CAME OUT OF THE ROOM and met Alucard. And if you didn't know this, Alucard was also also ogling Naruto because Naruto is so cute.