Chapter 2: The First AU(pt.1)
The AU after this will be from another person, so when I get to it, be sure to check that person's work.
This version of this AU is owned by Me. If Somebody else has a different one, I made my own in case.
Lincoln: What is this place?
Void: Welcome to... The Evil House! *faces readers* All rights of THIS version go to the Author, any other version of it is not included.
Lincoln: Wait, Evil?
Void: Yeah, in this universe, everybody is evil-like, and you're the second-most-evil around, look.
We cut to the Loud's front yard.
Evil Lucy: Why do you want to kill me?
Bandit: Because I really need to meet you're bro face-to-face, and you're in my way.
?: Right here.
Evil Lincoln pops from behind Evil Lucy and punches the Bandit in the face, sending her flying.
Evil Lincoln: Lucy, you better get inside, I got to give reports.
Evil Lucy: Right.
Back to the hiding spot
Lincoln: Reports, to who?
Void: The only person in this world more evil than you, The Queen.
Lincoln: Who's that?
Void: Her identity is still out of my reach, but it's defiantly not somebody you know in your universe.
Lincoln: Okay, that makes me feel better.
Void: Come on, let's go.
At the castle
Evil Lincoln: Here are the reports.
Queen: Excellent work, I see nobody has escaped recently, and how are your sisters?
Evil Lincoln: Their fine, I'm training 6 of them, in fact, that's why I found this girl. *pushes the bandit from earlier to the Queen.
Queen: *grabs her* I'll make sure she's in jail immediately. You should go home.
Evil Lincoln: Of course Your Highness.
Back at the House Area, in the Hiding Spot
Void: So what did you think?
Lincoln: I think this version of me is nuts, he's working for an adult when he's 11.
Void: It's better than you think. Now we go meet him.
Lincoln: Good to know this isn't a paradox causing situation.
In front of the Yard.
Evil Lincoln: Huh? Oh, it's you Void, who's this version of me?
Lincoln: I believe Void said Classic Lincoln.
Evil Lincoln: Oh, you're the original.
Void: I may have said some things to each AU about you.
Lincoln: Of course, also, is it Winter here?
Evil Lincoln: Late Fall, the snow around here is as evil as the Queen.
The Door creaks, so Void and Classic Lincoln Hide.
Evil Luna: You coming in?
Evil Lincoln: Yes, and if Lola and Lana are fighting again, tell them I said knock it off.
Evil Luna: You got it.
Evil Luna goes in.
Lincoln: *comes out of the bush* Luna looks more metal than before with all the Red and Black.
Evil Lincoln: Yeah, what color does the Luna in your universe wear?
Lincoln: Purple.
Evil Lincoln: Awesome, I'm sure it's an amazing color in your world.
Lincoln: This Universe is called "The Evil House", you don't seem Evil.
Evil Lincoln: I'm evil on the Job, and when my sisters are fighting.
Lincoln: Nice.
Evil Lincoln: Also *whispers*.
Lincoln: What?
Evil Lincoln: I said...
Lincoln: No no no. Don't say it again. Especially not at a volume where the script types it out.
Evil Lincoln: Oh, duh. *said while softly slapping his forehead*
Lincoln: I saw you save Lucy. That was really nice for a universe like this.
Evil Lincoln: Yeah, I have her in training, and I would never let my sisters get injured, sure I punish them for doing bad things..
Lincoln: Hold It. YOU punish them?
Evil Lincoln: Yeah, I'm the most evil of us 11 kids, so by one of the rules of this world, I'm kinda like their Boss.
Lincoln: Combined with what you whispered, you're position is weird, what happened to your Parents?
Evil Lincoln: They're still alive, the Authority Chain goes, Queen, Parents, Me, My Sisters.
Lincoln: Than why didn't they send those reports?
Evil Lincoln: They're a little out of Me and the Queen's Employee/Employer business.
Lincoln: So, wait, if the most evil Kid is in charge of the others, then Ronnie Anne..
Evil Lincoln: Is in charge of Bobby.
Lincoln: So is everything here reverse?
Void: Not exactly, believe me, there ARE families where the oldest is the most evil, but it just happens to not be the case sometimes.
Lincoln: Hey wait a minute, speaking of you, what were those pictures where I was next to 1 of...
Void: It's best we ignore those AUs when we get back to the Void Room.
Evil Lincoln: Right, well, what's your business here?
Void: I'm here to show Classic here all the things in your world.
Evil Lincoln: Oh, well let me show you.
AN: That's the end of part 1 of Chapter 2, part 2 coming in 1 or 2 days. All credits on chapter 1, now for the new stuff, I don't know who created the original version of The Evil House if I was not the inventor of it, so I made this VERSION of it, so that I don't steal anything. Inspiration from the Underfell AU created by The AU Community. My version of Evil Lincoln especially inspired by Underfell Sans and Underfell Papyrus, both also owned by The AU Community.